Godlike Productions - Discussion Forum
Users Online Now: 1,812 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 823,495
Pageviews Today: 1,477,738Threads Today: 480Posts Today: 9,148
05:16 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 11746
United States
09/25/2005 02:35 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
Flipper the firing dolphin let loose by Katrina

by Mark Townsend Houston
Sunday September 25, 2005
The Observer


It may be the oddest tale to emerge from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico.

Experts who have studied the US navy´s cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying ´toxic dart´ guns. Divers and surfers risk attack, they claim, from a species considered to be among the planet´s smartest. The US navy admits it has been training dolphins for military purposes, but has refused to confirm that any are missing.

Dolphins have been trained in attack-and-kill missions since the Cold War. The US Atlantic bottlenose dolphins have apparently been taught to shoot terrorists attacking military vessels. Their coastal compound was breached during the storm, sweeping them out to sea. But those who have studied the controversial use of dolphins in the US defence programme claim it is vital they are caught quickly.

Leo Sheridan, 72, a respected accident investigator who has worked for government and industry, said he had received intelligence from sources close to the US government´s marine fisheries service confirming dolphins had escaped.

´My concern is that they have learnt to shoot at divers in wetsuits who have simulated terrorists in exercises. If divers or windsurfers are mistaken for a spy or suicide bomber and if equipped with special harnesses carrying toxic darts, they could fire,´ he said. ´The darts are designed to put the target to sleep so they can be interrogated later, but what happens if the victim is not found for hours?´

Usually dolphins were controlled via signals transmitted through a neck harness. ´The question is, were these dolphins made secure before Katrina struck?´ said Sheridan.

The mystery surfaced when a separate group of dolphins was washed from a commercial oceanarium on the Mississippi coast during Katrina. Eight were found with the navy´s help, but the dolphins were not returned until US navy scientists had examined them.

Sheridan is convinced the scientists were keen to ensure the dolphins were not the navy´s, understood to be kept in training ponds in a sound in Louisiana, close to Lake Pontchartrain, whose waters devastated New Orleans.

The navy launched the classified Cetacean Intelligence Mission in San Diego in 1989, where dolphins, fitted with harnesses and small electrodes planted under their skin, were taught to patrol and protect Trident submarines in harbour and stationary warships at sea.

Criticism from animal rights groups ensured the use of dolphins became more secretive. But the project gained impetus after the Yemen terror attack on the USS Cole in 2000. Dolphins have also been used to detect mines near an Iraqi port.
BlueDolphin

User ID: 2202
United States
09/25/2005 07:21 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
Everything that secret military ops conjures up is A PERVERSION OF NATURE..!!! What twisted bastard thought up the idea of "using" Dolphins in a KILLING capacity...????? The very Creature which the Almighty programmed to be Humanity´s helpers when we are in distress in the Sea, these psychopaths take and TORTURE AND TWIST their intrinsically helpful natures to create assassins out of...?? DISGUSTING FOUL VERMIN! I pray that these poor Dolphin BEings who have been subjected to such SOUL LEVEL CRUELTY may find a way to be rid of their controls and never be captured again.... or if they are indeed "loaded", and if their "trainer" catches up to them, he/she will be the one to TAKE THE POISON DART !! Suffer you Bastards SUFFER!!! scream...The pain of your own sacrilege WILL RETURN to you to smack you down...and hopefully you will make the conscious connection that the suffering you are under is directly related to your VIOLATIONS OF NATURAL LAW....and you will cease and desist from your mad science and pray to whatever sliver of Divinity that still exists within you, that you will be forgiven and restored. ....scream...scream...scream..
<<< !! VIVE LA RESISTANCE !! >>>
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 12844
United States
09/25/2005 07:31 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
Maybe they´ll fire a few darts into those stupid idiots in the Corona beer commercials. Some guy blowing on an empty beer bottle -PFFT! PFFT! PFFT! PFFT! PFFT!-multiple harpoon darts in the ass.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 982
United States
09/25/2005 07:32 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
dolphins are probably the best to be able to tell a real terrorist from a fake one
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 982
United States
09/25/2005 07:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
the dolphins just let them think they are ´trained´
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 982
United States
09/25/2005 07:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
the dolphins just let them think they are ´trained´
BlueDolphin

User ID: 2202
United States
09/25/2005 07:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
9277,Nah, blowing the darts into their "handlers" would be much more just...I´m sure Dophins are capable of a sense of vengeance.
<<< !! VIVE LA RESISTANCE !! >>>
BlueDolphin

User ID: 2202
United States
09/25/2005 07:49 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
~11215, I don´t know...I hope so.
<<< !! VIVE LA RESISTANCE !! >>>
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 743
United States
09/25/2005 07:49 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
It´s ok, they´re confined to oceans and aquariums.

They can´t go far. 1rof1
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 453
Canada
09/25/2005 07:57 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
How is this terribly different from a guard dog?

It isn´t, and it´s not bad if the animals are treated well. Usually, they aren´t.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 12394
United States
09/25/2005 08:02 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear?

You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that
grow around you

So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish

The world´s about to be destroyed
There´s no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the planet dissolve

Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your
pregnant women

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish

(yeah)

So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear?

(oh dear)

Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your
pregnant women

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish
User # 78/68

User ID: 14685
Canada
09/25/2005 08:06 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
A guard dog is not a dolphin!

Dolphins are very smart animals and are almost always peaceful. They have a very high intelligence level almost as high as some 7 year olds.

Blue Dolphin, your words are being heard and loved on this forum. Peace to you, sweetheart!
beezle
User ID: 15126
Australia
09/25/2005 08:08 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
Dolphins aren´t that naturally peacfull. They´re well known for gang raping and killing their own kind.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 12394
United States
09/25/2005 08:09 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
If I could have just one more wish, I would wish for a tasty fish!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 982
United States
09/25/2005 08:11 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
dolphins save human lives
they don´t like to kill humans
they will actually battle a shark to save a human
The operator

User ID: 1601
Canada
09/25/2005 08:11 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
"Dolphins aren´t that naturally peacfull. They´re well known for gang raping and killing their own kind."

/"$!$//"$ you
You Should be ashamed of ourselves.

That´s the only reason i still fight, BECAUSE EVERY BODY BLOW TO EVIL IS A VICTORY FOR LOVE.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 982
United States
09/25/2005 08:12 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
i think beezle is projecting again
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 240
United States
09/25/2005 08:17 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
They can be vicious and they have sex just for pleasure like humans.
beezle
User ID: 15126
Australia
09/25/2005 08:18 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
hahaha
Kreeper

User ID: 10407
United States
09/25/2005 08:21 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
OMG!!!!! I saw them today!!! They were killing Carolina Panthers!
Don't judge me monkey.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 240
United States
09/25/2005 08:22 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
[link to www.believermag.com]

[...]

UNSPEAKABLE ACTS
The following dolphin-perpetrated atrocities have been widely documented:

gang rape of dolphin females
prostitution of same
porpoise holocausts
adults grabbing adorable baby dolphins in their beaks and whacking them to death


SCIENTISTS ARE STUMPED

Species survival strategies (rivalry, runt removal, etc.) can validate infanticide. But scientists are stumped by the abundant porpoise slaughter and sexual violation fests that dolphins engage in, not to mention the apparent revelry they display in their appalling deeds. Even evolution can’t explain why male dolphins leap for joy after corralling terrified females for a spot of rape. Or why they laugh their dolphin laughs, high-fiving each other with their flippers. Or why dolphin penises stand erect after a murder most foul. Or maybe we made that up. We do not know for sure. We do know there is such a thing as evil, and dolphins, it appears, know it too.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 982
United States
09/25/2005 08:23 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
they are smart
they´ll probably get some lunch with the darts

mmm shark sammie
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 240
United States
09/25/2005 08:25 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
[link to www.sexwork.com]

Swimmer Escapes Rape by Dolphin who seem to be swingers


OSLO, Aug 17, 1999 (AFP) - A dolphin tried to rape a 28-year-old Norwegian swimmer who had been gambolling with it off the south coast of Norway, the newspaper Verdens Gang reported Tuesday.

The animal, which had been circling around the swimmer, suddenly stuck its penis between his leg and his bathing costume before the man managed to free himself and escape back aboard his nearby boat.

"At first I thought it was pushing me with its flipper but dolphins don´t have flippers beneath their bellies," the unidentified swimmer explained.

Another swimmer who witnessed the scene from the boat told the newspaper he had to ward off similar advances from the dolphin a few minutes earlier.

"He tried his luck with me but I was protected by my waterproof suit," that swimmer said.

Someone responded:
>I suppose we are to conclude from this incident that dolphins are gay!

Well, I don´t care if a dog, cat or less frequently a dolphin is male or female when I pet it. But I MUCH prefer petting a female human than a male. Like us with dolphins/dogs/cats, a dolphin probably doesn´t distinguish gender in humans.

Another human man that has quite a bit of experience having sex with both male and female dolphins also confirms this. His story and factual details are quite interesting. I have zero interest myself, but find it interesting the interelationships between humans and "beasts" when totally consensual and initiated by the animal.

Someone else replied:
This sort of thing happens all the time on those "swimming with dolphin" programs which I think is why they usually recommend you wear a wetsuit and not just a bathing suit. Dolphins are just horny!! :)

In a swinging newsgroup someone said:
Just another case of where one of these SINGLE dolphins won´t take NO for an answer... imagine being stuck with a few of them in a jacuzzi <g>

Another:
Heh. Dolphins are playful. :) Considering that they ejaculate at a force hard enough to injure (I´ve heard it compared to a shotgun blast), it´s a good idea not to take them up on their offers. :)

An interesting play wtih the dolphins in the wild site is at
[link to ourworld.compuserve.com]

Another commented:
Dolphins are pretty sexual creatures in general. Think of the density of the nerves that allow them to virtually change shape for speed. Their whole bodies may be sex organs.

Human/Dolphin sexually charged contacts are very common. Sorta like "nothing ventured, nothing gained", on their part. Pouting doesn´t seem to be in their lexicon of emotions. It´s more sorta, "Oh, well. Sorry ´bout that." Since their sonar allows them to do deep body scans on all other organisms they may be very attuned to subtle "body" language.

Extraordinary fun to play with in the open ocean. Kinda like a seduction. Shy approach, joy of first contact with the bold, "How about this? I like this.", "Oh, let´s play!" and "Do you really have to go?".

A Reply from a women:
Personally, I have too many probs just trying to find a nice, open-minded, spritually-centered, intelligent man who has a job. So, I´ve never had to worry about dating dolphins....
OR....
maybe this would be a good alternative for us single gals who must sleep alone each night because of a lack of good men in our area to service us??? (ROFLMAO)!!
This, of course, (because I have a "dirty" mind) begs the question of size...

Friendly dolphin ´a sex pest´
Swimmers warned to avoid horny dolphin
(June 4, 2002) In the UK, tourists enjoying the waters off Dorset have been warned to beware of a horny dolphin named George, who arrived in the area about two months ago. "This dolphin does get very sexually aggressive. He has already attempted to mate with some divers," said Ric O´Barry, a marine mammal expert who warned that "dolphins are wild animals and get very rough with one another when they mate. They can weigh up to 400lb and someone could easily drown under the sheer weight." Read the full story at The Times Online [link to www.timesonline.co.uk]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 982
United States
09/25/2005 08:40 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
maybe those dolphins were ´trained´ by sex addicts

i bet those are common
Cellar Door

User ID: 2996
United States
09/25/2005 08:51 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
Wasn´t there a "weapon" several years ago that would wipe out human beings but leave the planet and her creatures intact?

I´m ostensibly a peaceloving critter but I´m seriously thinking about the benefits of human annihilation.

Humans are such nasty, chaotic, messy things.

Trusting in Gaia as always.
BlueDolphin

User ID: 5286
United States
09/26/2005 12:37 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
~ Greetings User ID#78/68 ...Thank you and Peace to you too hugs ! Hi Operator hihf >>>914, that was a good poem/song there, did you write it yourself..applause?..8417, Excuse me, but the level of Intelligence of a Dolphin is incomparable to a dog´s... The intelligence of Dolphins is more equal to a Human Being´s but different... u2efine..I would say that even comparing a Dolphin´s intelligence to that of a 7yr old Human is not quite accurate , simply for the fact that the Individuals conducting the intelligent "assessments" are no doubt using their own narrow range of "scientific" criteria with which to measure with....Can a Scientist who is stuck in one Hemisphere of his brain truly comprehend the creative potential of a WHOLE BRAINED BEING who traverses between dimensions the way Dolphins do...??? What about EMOTIONAL Intelligence and the ability to feel Compassion Joy and Sorrow....? Are these things measured...? And would these even attempt to be measured by "researchers" who may very well be sorely lacking in said qualities themselves...?! scratching..stars
<<< !! VIVE LA RESISTANCE !! >>>
Crack Whores
User ID: 468
United States
09/26/2005 12:46 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
From:

Johnny Mnemonic
By William Gibson

"...but how does a cybernetic dolphin get wired to smack?´

´The war,´ she said.

´They all were.

Navy did it.

How else you get´em working for you?´..."
BlueDolphin

User ID: 5286
United States
09/26/2005 12:55 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
~ As far as those reports of aggressive Dolphins...hmmmmm.... I am not denying that this story could be true, but let´s look at the BIG PICTURE for a moment shall we...? Back in the good old days of Sea faring...way way way before such an entity called the United States Navy came into existence...there are numerous accounts of Dolphins assisting sailors in distress, intervening to prevent Shark attack, even guiding Boats to safe harbor,that were floundering in storm waves...these accounts of Dolphin behaviour are legion and have been with us since Ancient times...it is almost encoded in our DNA to love and appreciate Dolphins...{some more than others obviously}. OK, now let´s fast forward to the Modern age of America and her INFAMOUS and rarely spoken about underground and not so underground military operations. OK, we have the above mentioned Assassin training for Dolphins....hmmm, could some of these crazed purported killer Dolphins be awol from a Dolphin mind control project...? There´s one possible reason for your killer Dolphins...OK, then we´ve got that invention from the mind of a Technologist that was born without a Heart, --->LFA SONAR, which can literally beat a Dolphin to death with walls of INTENSE SOUND, if the Dolphin is within a close enough range, and even still at further distances,maybe not close enough that they would be killed by it, but close enough that the Dolphins will experience being BEATEN IN THE HEAD and BRAIN SWELLING...maybe enough BRAIN INJURY/NERVOUS SYSTEM DAMAGE to drive them CRAZY and do bizarre un-typically aggressive things...?? Hmmmm...? And then we have Chemicals/Pharmaceutical run-off and INDUSTRIAL WASTE/SEWAGE being spewed ever more increasingly into the OCeans, poisoning the waters which are the Dolphin´s life blood....Hmmm, ya think any of THAT could have a DETRIMENTAL affect on Dolphins at all...?? ~ ~ ~ ~ BOTTOM LINE, HUMAN INTERFERENCE IS TO BLAME for warping the Dolphins beahviour, it was not innate.
<<< !! VIVE LA RESISTANCE !! >>>
User # 78/68

User ID: 15432
Canada
09/26/2005 01:00 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
Yes, Blue Dolphin so true!

They are wonderful and beautiful animals. And measuring their "intelligence" is all but impossible. How do you measure empathy?
my,my my, programming gone awr
User ID: 468
United States
09/26/2005 01:01 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
Dolphins have always been openly sexual with humans, since the dawn of time. sailing men especially were aware of this fact. the only species that will ´solicit´ a human, rather than be ´coerced´ such as a donkey or sheep etc.

This is common knowledge. The ´whale riders´ etc

That they are concerned about a few renegade assets still not rounded up, is their own fault.

They created this generation of sentient tools and sooner or later the attempt to wrest such order from the natural chaos of the cosmic order would come back and bite them in the fucking ass

[link to www.imdb.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 982
United States
09/26/2005 01:03 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Dolphin Assassins Missing After Katrina - and the 36 mammals are carrying ´toxic dart´ guns
those who do evil
always end up suffering from the consequences of their actions

if you dig a pit for someone
you will end up falling in it yourself





GLP