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My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....

 
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My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
...to have him include Planet X!
lmao

Do you think this will get him bonus points or a trip to the principal's office for "fear-mongering"?! LOL

What would you do GLP? :P

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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
You know what you MUST/HAVE to do. yoda
My nephew did it & told him to include it
but his mother didn't allow it to happen.

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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
Dooooooooooo it.
You can explain how they only recently discovered a meteor that swings around earth.
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
Why don't you include our sister planet also........the one that is directly opposite us from the Sun?
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
I was actually writing a science paper on this in high school in '84 when they yanked all the IRAS information. I was so ticked! If I didn't think this would get him labeled as a "spacetard", this would be sweet retribution! :)
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
i have little interest or opinion re. elenin, nibiru or all that 'outer space' business.

it is your duty, as a parent and human being, to teach your child they will learn no facts in a school.

they are teaching them that muslims did 9/11, and other crazy stuff.
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
Make it theoretical and your kid should do a-okay.


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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
Sadly, the teachers are more likely to think he means Pluto and dink him for not getting the memo about it's deplanetification.
"God forbid we should ever be 20 years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, & always, well informed... If they remain quiet under such misconceptions it is a lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty... Let them take arms... What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. " - Thomas Jefferson in 1787
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
I totally LOL'd at your thread title OP.

I say go for it.

As long as you pose it as more of binary star theory than a doomsday death star.
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
Why don't you include our sister planet also........the one that is directly opposite us from the Sun?
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why not just shit in a box and stop sending your child to brainwashing camp full of peado's?
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
Why don't you include our sister planet also........the one that is directly opposite us from the Sun?
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why not just shit in a box and stop sending your child to brainwashing camp full of peado's?
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not saying you sister planrt theory is shit, didnt mean to quote.

sounds as reasonable and as crazy as everything else ive heard about 'outer space'.

bits of rock spinning round balls of gas spinning round each other......
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
Dooooooooooo it.
You can explain how they only recently discovered a meteor that swings around earth.
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I thought this might be an EXCELLENT opportunity for him to present some information in the event that September gives earth the show that some are predicting it will. This homework is due by the end of September so the timing couldn't be better!
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Lol i could post you the one my daughter and i did to use. She got extra merit lol.
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
...to have him include Planet X!
lmao

Do you think this will get him bonus points or a trip to the principal's office for "fear-mongering"?! LOL

What would you do GLP? :P
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Include the brown dwarf and with it a report from NASA saying it's highly possible that it DOES exist!
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I am ABSOLUTELY leaning that way at the moment. My 3rd grader is on board with this as well. The only way we won't do it is if my husband (his daddy) nixes the idea...he is not the conspiracytard that I am! lol
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
Why don't you include our sister planet also........the one that is directly opposite us from the Sun?
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


why not just shit in a box and stop sending your child to brainwashing camp full of peado's?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1526443


not saying you sister planrt theory is shit, didnt mean to quote.

sounds as reasonable and as crazy as everything else ive heard about 'outer space'.

bits of rock spinning round balls of gas spinning round each other......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1526443

The Russian's have been far enough out now, that they have actually photographed our sister planet.......but good luck getting any copies of those photos! :(
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
Lol i could post you the one my daughter and i did to use. She got extra merit lol.
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That's the spirit!!! Teach our kids to think "outside the (indoctrination) box"! cheer
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
You know what you MUST/HAVE to do. yoda
My nephew did it & told him to include it
but his mother didn't allow it to happen.
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That's too bad! I feel with the level of deception our kids are subjected to in schools today that we have a moral obligation to shake them up a bit when projects like this come along! We will see how receptive his teacher is with this little project! groucho
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
Guaranteed - a letter grade
but who cares about grades it's about to show up

do it

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the real reason most people on this planet are the most ignorant gullible people that have ever lived is a little thing called the

TELL-LIE-VISION

television

when you watch it, you put the I(you) in television and you get tel(i)evision

tell lie vision
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
I'm in the "DO IT" camp.
Man, I'd so include "x" if I was in your shoes!!
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
Guaranteed - a letter grade
but who cares about grades it's about to show up

do it
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That's why I love the timing of this project. It is due on September 23rd! Maybe he could raise some awareness so if something strange does appear in the sky this fall, they will think he is the smartest kid in class! :)

LOVE your avatar, btw!
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
aw go ahead, whats the worst that could happen? watcher , are you afraid the principle might scowl at you over his/her glasses?
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
I'm in the "DO IT" camp.
Man, I'd so include "x" if I was in your shoes!!
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I am tempted to have him print off that 117 page "Nibiru PDF" that was pinned a week or two ago. The teacher says they have to give some facts about each of the planets...we have no choice! LOL

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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
My preschoolers can put the planets in line from the sun to pluto, and yes I still teach them about Pluto.
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lol do it. I read the thread title and knew right away where this was heading.
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
aw go ahead, whats the worst that could happen? watcher , are you afraid the principle might scowl at you over his/her glasses?
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Now that you mention it, I guess the worst that could happen is that my kid would be accused of being an "overachiever". That's not a bad reputation to carry him through the remainder of elementary school, if you asked me!
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lol do it. I read the thread title and knew right away where this was heading.
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There is too much information out there to support this. We have a moral obligation, wouldn't you say?! :)
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Helicopter parent.. you suck
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lol do it. I read the thread title and knew right away where this was heading.
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There is too much information out there to support this. We have a moral obligation, wouldn't you say?! :)
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HECKKKKKKKKKKKK YES! We have a right to display what we know!
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don't forget that Pluto is no longer a planet !
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
Helicopter parent.. you suck
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You're just jealous cause your mom didn't help you on projects! Poor thing.
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
yea do it, everyone knows that public schools encourage free thought and expression


LOL.