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My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....

 
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
don't forget that Pluto is no longer a planet !
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I will have to figure out how to delicately address that one, as well. Pluto doesn't have NEARLY the mass to cause the perturbation of Neptune that scientists have noted nor enough to qualify it as a planet according to some theories. But, hey, it's in the textbooks...it must be true! :rollseyes:
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
yea do it, everyone knows that public schools encourage free thought and expression


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laugh
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
Dooooooooooo it.
You can explain how they only recently discovered a meteor that swings around earth.
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I thought this might be an EXCELLENT opportunity for him to present some information in the event that September gives earth the show that some are predicting it will. This homework is due by the end of September so the timing couldn't be better!
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The tricky part will be the elliptical retrograde orbit. Probably best to include a bibliography with some info on binary star systems (just to make sure the little tike gets an A.)
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
Helicopter parent.. you suck
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You're just jealous cause your mom didn't help you on projects! Poor thing.
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You are delusional. Using your child to push an agenda. Think of the other kids' reaction to that project; "there's a planet coming to destroy the earth?" I hope you don't reproduce further.
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
Have him include Pluto, but draw a frowny face on it. :)

(When I was a young college prof MANY years ago, I taught two years at New Mexico State University, where Clyde Tombaugh the discoverer of Pluto was also teaching. Met him a couple of times.)

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don't forget that Pluto is no longer a planet !
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Helicopter parent.. you suck
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You're just jealous cause your mom didn't help you on projects! Poor thing.
giggle
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You are delusional. Using your child to push an agenda. Think of the other kids' reaction to that project; "there's a planet coming to destroy the earth?" I hope you don't reproduce further.
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YOU are the one saying it is going to "destroy the earth", we will just be presenting the facts based on scientific research and NASA's OWN studies. We might even throw in NASA'S warning video in the presentation just to tick you off! chuckle

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This is not an agenda, it is truth! The only one's pushing agendas at the schools are the schools themselves. We must go the extra mile to overcome THEIR agenda! :)

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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
Have him include Pluto, but draw a frowny face on it. :)

(When I was a young college prof MNAY years ago, I taught two years at New Mexico State University, where Clyde Tombaugh the discoverer of Pluto was also teaching. Met him a couple of times.)
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hi Hi Friend! That is an excellent idea! Then when the teacher asks why Pluto is frowning he can hand her a copy of this report... (this is going to be a fun project!)

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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
...to have him include Planet X!
lmao

Do you think this will get him bonus points or a trip to the principal's office for "fear-mongering"?! LOL

What would you do GLP? :P
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Include the brown dwarf and with it a report from NASA saying it's highly possible that it DOES exist!
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I am ABSOLUTELY leaning that way at the moment. My 3rd grader is on board with this as well. The only way we won't do it is if my husband (his daddy) nixes the idea...he is not the conspiracytard that I am! lol
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and as usual chalk one up to the man being the smartest person in the family
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
Nibiru? you gonna spray paint it gold and tell the story how Annunaki created us to be their slaves to mine for gold to save Nibiru by spraying gold particles in the atomshere?

I'd pay to see teacher's reaction!

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...to have him include Planet X!
lmao

Do you think this will get him bonus points or a trip to the principal's office for "fear-mongering"?! LOL

What would you do GLP? :P
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Include the brown dwarf and with it a report from NASA saying it's highly possible that it DOES exist!
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I am ABSOLUTELY leaning that way at the moment. My 3rd grader is on board with this as well. The only way we won't do it is if my husband (his daddy) nixes the idea...he is not the conspiracytard that I am! lol
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and as usual chalk one up to the man being the smartest person in the family
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I would have to agree with you in our case. I am VERY blessed!

(I know you meant that as an insult but I don't care! pick)

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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
Nibiru? you gonna spray paint it gold and tell the story how Annunaki created us to be their slaves to mine for gold to save Nibiru by spraying gold particles in the atomshere?

I'd pay to see teacher's reaction!

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Where should I include the planet they recently discovered made entirely out of diamond material? We are going to blow these "extra credit points" out of the water!!! lmao

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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
hahaha priceless! dont let this oportunity go to waste!
give it to them!!

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hahaha priceless! dont let this oportunity go to waste!
give it to them!!

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Dooooooooooo it.
You can explain how they only recently discovered a meteor that swings around earth.
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I thought this might be an EXCELLENT opportunity for him to present some information in the event that September gives earth the show that some are predicting it will. This homework is due by the end of September so the timing couldn't be better!
chuckle
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The tricky part will be the elliptical retrograde orbit. Probably best to include a bibliography with some info on binary star systems (just to make sure the little tike gets an A.)
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I imagine there will be alot of wire involved in this project. That will be the only way to properly depict this elliptical orbit. I am actually a little excited about this. He is going to sound like the smartest kid in 3rd grade after this little project. Thanks for the tip!
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
Do it - just be sure to document the research data (& not with GLP links ...)

IRAS study w/ washington post article, the encyclopedia entry, The Phd article in Science Digest magazene (all the pre '84 censurship studies you must still have access to...
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
...to have him include Planet X!
lmao

Do you think this will get him bonus points or a trip to the principal's office for "fear-mongering"?! LOL

What would you do GLP? :P
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Go for it! chuckle

Don't forget to add Apophis The Destroyer in there too! thumbs
...and they ARE concerned about this one.



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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
...to have him include Planet X!
lmao

Do you think this will get him bonus points or a trip to the principal's office for "fear-mongering"?! LOL

What would you do GLP? :P
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Go for it! chuckle

Don't forget to add Apophis The Destroyer in there too! thumbs
...and they ARE concerned about this one.




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We may not include that little nugget in this project! damned

I don't doubt something like that could come from all of what they are predicting for these fly-bys but I don't want to make the little tykes wet themselves over a solar system model! chuckle
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
...to have him include Planet X!
lmao

Do you think this will get him bonus points or a trip to the principal's office for "fear-mongering"?! LOL

What would you do GLP? :P
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Go for it! chuckle

Don't forget to add Apophis The Destroyer in there too! thumbs
...and they ARE concerned about this one.




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We may not include that little nugget in this project! damned

I don't doubt something like that could come from all of what they are predicting for these fly-bys but I don't want to make the little tykes wet themselves over a solar system model! chuckle
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Very valid point....too gruesome for 3rd graders.

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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
it will be interesting to see how open minded they are, if they would accept a picture o f our solar system with another solar system inside it. proly they make him stand in the corner
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
It will probably get him marked DOWN. Control yourself.

Check Hobby Lobby and similar stores. They carry styrofoam kits (in the children's hobby section) with proportional sized balls for each of the planets. Easy to color (crayons work) and can be strung together with wire, etc.
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It will probably get him marked DOWN. Control yourself.

Check Hobby Lobby and similar stores. They carry styrofoam kits (in the children's hobby section) with proportional sized balls for each of the planets. Easy to color (crayons work) and can be strung together with wire, etc.
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so what he gets marked down? truth is more important. have some gonads for once
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
Why don't you include our sister planet also........the one that is directly opposite us from the Sun?
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why not just shit in a box and stop sending your child to brainwashing camp full of peado's?
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not saying you sister planrt theory is shit, didnt mean to quote.

sounds as reasonable and as crazy as everything else ive heard about 'outer space'.

bits of rock spinning round balls of gas spinning round each other......
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The Russian's have been far enough out now, that they have actually photographed our sister planet.......but good luck getting any copies of those photos! :(
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i have a problem with how pictures could be transmitted through all the layers of radiation from 'outer space' to earth.
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Yes, and sent this along to make it clear that "DOOM is on kids"!



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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
Just do it Watcher !

Please have him do it

All the other kids would go home later that day and tell their parents..... It would be priceless
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
make sure your house is clean, CPS does not like trouble makers with independent minds, but they sure do like to steal their children. just saying.....
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Op is retarded as shit and needs their kid taken away.
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make sure your house is clean, CPS does not like trouble makers with independent minds, but they sure do like to steal their children. just saying.....
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So many people prefer to live in fear.. or to arouse that emotion in others.

So few people, like our OP, live out of love.
We become like that to which we are devoted. - Choose wisely.
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Re: My 3rd Grader has to make a solar system to turn in at the end of September. I am SOOOO tempted....
Go ahead, why not? Make sure you give it that eliptical orbit and put this link as a footnote on the project.
[link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov]

My son is 16 and still has one he made in the 3rd grade that has Pluto as a Planet.
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Op is retarded as shit and needs their kid taken away.
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You are the verbally abusive creatan that needs removed from, well I will leave that open for imagination...