ELENIN Scenarios-need a list with no stinky linky

Hello all, this is Blubberbutt. I recently moved from Dallas, TX to New Zealand, currently in Auckland. Mebbe on another thread I will tell you about WHY I came here.
Anyway, the Hoagland thread about Elenin being a space fleet got me thinking to all the different 'scenarios' about Elenin, from harmless dirty snowball to giant interstellar space fleets. I have heretofore bought into the idea that Elenin was the Blue Star Kachina, that on Sept 11 when it is closest to the sun, the interaction between the two bodies would set off massise solar eruptions across the elctro magnetic spectrum, resulting in total and catastrophic EMP hits on earth. Then, on Sept 26 when the earth-Elenin-sun alignment occurs, there would be massive planetary wide catastrophic earthquakes and resulting tsunamis. I expect to die at the top of Rangitoto, the dormant volcano in Hauraki Gulf right beside Auckland.
See these videos:

The Quickening Video
[link to www.vimeo.com]

The Update video
[link to www.youtube.com]

NOW, today we get the Hoagland space fleet scenario. OK, WTF am I going to die a cool, awesome death at the top of a dormant, suddenly active volcano or will I be greeting space brothers???? Help!Q