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The Monk User ID: 1388350 United States 09/06/2011 01:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you had a time machine and you could go back to any historical moment of the past -- which one would it be, and would you try to change the outcome or just witness it? Quoting: Béla Bartók I would go back to 1963 in Dallas during Kennedy's visit and drop a smoke bomb into the sewer opening where the snyper was hiding that blew his head off. You know, just for shits and giggles. Then I would go back to the 70's and find my Dad's former business partner and blow his fucking brains out. In fact, I might do that anyway. Who needs a fucking time machine for that. |
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nomind User ID: 904314 Canada 09/06/2011 01:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well if you alter the timeline the rest of us cease to exist, that's not very cool! But I'd probably visit some ancient wise men and learn from them directly. My Interesting Karma messages: - "You are an idiot. This post proves it." -"GLP MEMBERS BEWARE!!! THIS IS A GOVERNMENT SHILL." - Most moranic one given to me: When you type ".." you need to put three dots instead of two. Thread: Nibiru, or how to appear like you know what you are talking about |
einsteinsfly User ID: 1533869 United States 09/06/2011 01:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'd travel back in time to when Columbus sailed and docked in Plymouth....I'd rally a massive show of tribes to discourage the eventual annihilation of a culture, sacred earth-loving people honoring sustainability, taking only what was needed. I would change the indignant rape of North America done by the arrogant and violent, systematic and wasteful "white man." I would somehow wish to "teach" the ways of the native american to the "white man" upon stepping on such proud and noble soil. I would wish to cultivate harmony in such senseless thinking males in silly uniforms, hats and wigs....wishful thinking, thanks for the opportunity OP. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1313112 United States 09/06/2011 01:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Go back to september 11th 2001, then call the cops 5 minutes before the planes struck in the morning and tell them the whole story. They will be so pissed they will come to my house and detain me for questioning. With a quick blood test etc. etc. they will see that I am the 22 year old version of my (in the past) 12 year old self. They will take my word as complete evidence that the future has sent me to warn them and let me go. What will I tell them you may be pondering? That Amelia Earhart came out of the bermuda triangle in several different forms to hijack planes and attack America. |
Béla Bartók (OP) User ID: 1536977 United States 09/06/2011 01:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If I was not myself, I would change my sex. Go back in time as a woman -- meet myself as a man -- and then make love and have a child. I would then become my own son/daughter, grandfather/grandmother, father/mother, uncle/aunt, and ect. I would then have a family reunion {with myself} and have a food fight. |
ectobatic User ID: 1536122 United States 09/06/2011 02:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If I was not myself, I would change my sex. Go back in time as a woman -- meet myself as a man -- and then make love and have a child. I would then become my own son/daughter, grandfather/grandmother, father/mother, uncle/aunt, and ect. I would then have a family reunion {with myself} and have a food fight. Quoting: Béla Bartók I'd still fuck myself. Homo style. I intend on living forever, or die trying. |
CatG User ID: 1485615 United States 09/06/2011 02:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'd travel back in time to when Columbus sailed and docked in Plymouth....I'd rally a massive show of tribes to discourage the eventual annihilation of a culture, sacred earth-loving people honoring sustainability, taking only what was needed. I would change the indignant rape of North America done by the arrogant and violent, systematic and wasteful "white man." I would somehow wish to "teach" the ways of the native american to the "white man" upon stepping on such proud and noble soil. I would wish to cultivate harmony in such senseless thinking males in silly uniforms, hats and wigs....wishful thinking, thanks for the opportunity OP. Quoting: einsteinsfly I like the sentiment but Columbus never landed on Plymouth. You're probably thinking about the story of the Pilgrams. Sorry to be a history snob but, ya know... |
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einsteinsfly User ID: 1533869 United States 09/06/2011 02:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'd travel back in time to when Columbus sailed and docked in Plymouth....I'd rally a massive show of tribes to discourage the eventual annihilation of a culture, sacred earth-loving people honoring sustainability, taking only what was needed. I would change the indignant rape of North America done by the arrogant and violent, systematic and wasteful "white man." I would somehow wish to "teach" the ways of the native american to the "white man" upon stepping on such proud and noble soil. I would wish to cultivate harmony in such senseless thinking males in silly uniforms, hats and wigs....wishful thinking, thanks for the opportunity OP. Quoting: einsteinsfly I like the sentiment but Columbus never landed on Plymouth. You're probably thinking about the story of the Pilgrams. Sorry to be a history snob but, ya know... That made me laugh! Well, there were 3 ships as I remember that did the Plymouth thing....I'll put it on them! I can leave Columbus out of it... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1535899 Australia 09/06/2011 02:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If I was not myself, I would change my sex. Go back in time as a woman -- meet myself as a man -- and then make love and have a child. I would then become my own son/daughter, grandfather/grandmother, father/mother, uncle/aunt, and ect. I would then have a family reunion {with myself} and have a food fight. Quoting: Béla Bartók I'd like to see that. |
einsteinsfly User ID: 1533869 United States 09/06/2011 02:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That made me laugh! Well, there were 3 ships as I remember that did the Plymouth thing....I'll put it on them! I can leave Columbus out of it... Quoting: einsteinsfly Alright, how about you take the Pilgrams and I'll take on Columbus. We can divide and conquer too! Fantastic idea! my bag is packed! |
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