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If you had a time machine.

 
Béla Bartók
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If you had a time machine.
If you had a time machine and you could go back to any historical moment of the past -- which one would it be, and would you try to change the outcome or just witness it?
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Re: If you had a time machine.
I would only alter my past. I'd go back to one certain day and and tell one person NO. prob solved.
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Re: If you had a time machine.
Ahhh, okay?
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Re: If you had a time machine.
i would go back and make every us citizen a member of the us millitary to keep control of our government
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Re: If you had a time machine.
I think I would go back in time to the French Revolution. What I would do, I don't know. Maybe I would bang some French chick and fight like a savage.
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Re: If you had a time machine.
If you had a time machine and you could go back to any historical moment of the past -- which one would it be, and would you try to change the outcome or just witness it?
 Quoting: Béla Bartók



I would go back to 1963 in Dallas during Kennedy's visit and drop a smoke bomb into the sewer opening where the snyper was hiding that blew his head off. You know, just for shits and giggles. Then I would go back to the 70's and find my Dad's former business partner and blow his fucking brains out. In fact, I might do that anyway. Who needs a fucking time machine for that.
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Re: If you had a time machine.
I would go back to any time I got cranky at my children and erase it.
Béla Bartók  (OP)

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Re: If you had a time machine.
I would go back to the Soviet Union during the Trotsky/Stalin power struggle and defeat Stalin. Then I would go back to Nazi Germany -- moon Hitler -- and throw a grenade at him.
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Re: If you had a time machine.
ya know what.....I would also go back to the day Lennon met Yoko........mmmhmmmmm
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Re: If you had a time machine.
I would, too. Only to tell Lennon to get better taste in chicks. And to pass the grass.
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Re: If you had a time machine.
I'd go back to Dec. 6th 1941 and tell dem fine folk at Pearl Harbor dat dem Japs be coming.
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Re: If you had a time machine.
Well if you alter the timeline the rest of us cease to exist, that's not very cool!

But I'd probably visit some ancient wise men and learn from them directly.
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Re: If you had a time machine.
I'd travel back in time to when Columbus sailed and docked in Plymouth....I'd rally a massive show of tribes to discourage the eventual annihilation of a culture, sacred earth-loving people honoring sustainability, taking only what was needed. I would change the indignant rape of North America done by the arrogant and violent, systematic and wasteful "white man." I would somehow wish to "teach" the ways of the native american to the "white man" upon stepping on such proud and noble soil. I would wish to cultivate harmony in such senseless thinking males in silly uniforms, hats and wigs....wishful thinking, thanks for the opportunity OP.
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Re: If you had a time machine.
a better question....

"would you go back or would you go forwards?"

personally i would go back, to the "Braveheart" days
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I would def go back to the colonial days, and convince the people to fight against the tyrants in England. That would have been way before the 18th century.
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Re: If you had a time machine.
I would go back about a week and fuck myself!
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Re: If you had a time machine.
Go back to september 11th 2001, then call the cops 5 minutes before the planes struck in the morning and tell them the whole story.

They will be so pissed they will come to my house and detain me for questioning.

With a quick blood test etc. etc. they will see that I am the 22 year old version of my (in the past) 12 year old self. They will take my word as complete evidence that the future has sent me to warn them and let me go.

What will I tell them you may be pondering?

That Amelia Earhart came out of the bermuda triangle in several different forms to hijack planes and attack America.
Béla Bartók  (OP)

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Re: If you had a time machine.
If I was not myself, I would change my sex. Go back in time as a woman -- meet myself as a man -- and then make love and have a child. I would then become my own son/daughter, grandfather/grandmother, father/mother, uncle/aunt, and ect. I would then have a family reunion {with myself} and have a food fight.
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Re: If you had a time machine.
If I was not myself, I would change my sex. Go back in time as a woman -- meet myself as a man -- and then make love and have a child. I would then become my own son/daughter, grandfather/grandmother, father/mother, uncle/aunt, and ect. I would then have a family reunion {with myself} and have a food fight.
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I'd still fuck myself. Homo style.
I intend on living forever, or die trying.
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Re: If you had a time machine.
I'd travel back in time to when Columbus sailed and docked in Plymouth....I'd rally a massive show of tribes to discourage the eventual annihilation of a culture, sacred earth-loving people honoring sustainability, taking only what was needed. I would change the indignant rape of North America done by the arrogant and violent, systematic and wasteful "white man." I would somehow wish to "teach" the ways of the native american to the "white man" upon stepping on such proud and noble soil. I would wish to cultivate harmony in such senseless thinking males in silly uniforms, hats and wigs....wishful thinking, thanks for the opportunity OP.
 Quoting: einsteinsfly


I like the sentiment but Columbus never landed on Plymouth. You're probably thinking about the story of the Pilgrams. Sorry to be a history snob but, ya know...
Béla Bartók  (OP)

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Re: If you had a time machine.
You're no fun, that was his fantasy. lol
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Re: If you had a time machine.
I'd travel back in time to when Columbus sailed and docked in Plymouth....I'd rally a massive show of tribes to discourage the eventual annihilation of a culture, sacred earth-loving people honoring sustainability, taking only what was needed. I would change the indignant rape of North America done by the arrogant and violent, systematic and wasteful "white man." I would somehow wish to "teach" the ways of the native american to the "white man" upon stepping on such proud and noble soil. I would wish to cultivate harmony in such senseless thinking males in silly uniforms, hats and wigs....wishful thinking, thanks for the opportunity OP.
 Quoting: einsteinsfly


I like the sentiment but Columbus never landed on Plymouth. You're probably thinking about the story of the Pilgrams. Sorry to be a history snob but, ya know...
 Quoting: CatG

That made me laugh! Well, there were 3 ships as I remember that did the Plymouth thing....I'll put it on them! I can leave Columbus out of it...hf
Béla Bartók  (OP)

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Re: If you had a time machine.
Since we're going way back in time, I would go back to Scotland when William Wallace was fighting the English. I would tell him to stop wearing a skirt. He would understand then how silly he looks.
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Re: If you had a time machine.
Sorrrry. haha!

I would head to the late 1990's and correct some of my wild teenage behavior...probably enjoy reliving some of it too.

Then I would take a trip to 1970 in the USA and warn all the radicals about COINTELPRO.
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Re: If you had a time machine.
That made me laugh! Well, there were 3 ships as I remember that did the Plymouth thing....I'll put it on them! I can leave Columbus out of it...hf
 Quoting: einsteinsfly


Alright, how about you take the Pilgrams and I'll take on Columbus. We can divide and conquer too!
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Re: If you had a time machine.
You're no fun, that was his fantasy. lol
 Quoting: Béla Bartók

Her fantasy....thanks for your sweet support!
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Re: If you had a time machine.
To be fair, William Wallace would slice me in half, if he felt I was mocking his manhood. So I take it back.
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Re: If you had a time machine.
If I was not myself, I would change my sex. Go back in time as a woman -- meet myself as a man -- and then make love and have a child. I would then become my own son/daughter, grandfather/grandmother, father/mother, uncle/aunt, and ect. I would then have a family reunion {with myself} and have a food fight.
 Quoting: Béla Bartók


I'd like to see that.
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Re: If you had a time machine.
That made me laugh! Well, there were 3 ships as I remember that did the Plymouth thing....I'll put it on them! I can leave Columbus out of it...hf
 Quoting: einsteinsfly


Alright, how about you take the Pilgrams and I'll take on Columbus. We can divide and conquer too!
 Quoting: CatG

Fantastic idea! my bag is packed!
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Re: If you had a time machine.
I'd go back ten years and give myself a good slap for wasting time and money.

Hopefully this would change the path i follow and i wont be broke now :)
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Re: If you had a time machine.
Well if i could take an aircraft carrier with me, I'd clean the clocks of the spanish navy, destroy the jesuit stronghold ports in spain and then sail on to rome and level the vatican to smithereens in 1542. But this is just a fantasy anyways.





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