The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir"

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*** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" ***
Monkeyfister Offer Upgrade User ID: 1488218 United States 09/08/2011 08:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	*** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" * The Stranglers-- The Chronicles Of Vladimir: You all know about the Stranglers' most excellent Chronicles of Vladimir*, right? It is the longest-running gag in all of Music History. No-- honest, it IS. Yes, in all of Music History. Poor, poor, DOOOOMED* Vladimir. His story is truly EPIC. Spanning over thirty years, now... and SIX terrible, perilous, depraved, gruesome, and heart-rending episodes... so far. The Chronicles Of Vladimir... PART 1: "The strange circumstances which lead to Vladimir and Olga 'requesting' rehabilitation in a Siberian health resort as a result of stress in furthering the people's policies... or Vladimir and Olga Eat Ergot-tainted Bread: PART 2: Vladimir and Sergei "... That night, they came to cure Vladimir of his illness." PART 3: Vladimir and the Beast Vladimir is cured of his "illness," and sent to the Front of Russia's war in Afghanistan... PART 4: Vladimir Goes to Havana Vladimir talks the Soviet authorities into allowing him to go to Havana... [link to www.youtube.com] PART 5: Viva Vlad! Vladimir is detained by the Havana police and set adrift in a small dingy. PART 6: Vladimir and the Pearl No description for this sad chapter... We look forward to the next episode! We're still allowed to laugh at the Soviets... Right? Last Edited by Monkeyfister on 09/09/2011 11:04 AM "I'm the bride at every funeral, I'm the corpse at every wedding..." --Brother Theodore ... and don't blame me-- I voted for Bob Barr in 2008. Only COWARDS hide behind anonymous Karma.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 1541051 United States 09/08/2011 08:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" *** "Rattus Norvegicus" was one of my favorite records back then.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 869225 United States 09/08/2011 08:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" *** WOW, thanks. Been a fan since '79 but didn't know the Vladimir story was a series! I'd only heard 'Vladimir and the Beast' which is hilarious!
Monkeyfister (OP) User ID: 1488218 United States 09/08/2011 08:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" * When I was a kid in the 80's, I stalked the Record Store for another installment of Vlad's sad saga as a B Side, or Bonus Track for an LP. I loves me some Stranglers. "I'm the bride at every funeral, I'm the corpse at every wedding..." --Brother Theodore ... and don't blame me-- I voted for Bob Barr in 2008. Only COWARDS hide behind anonymous Karma.**
Monkeyfister (OP) User ID: 1488218 United States 09/08/2011 08:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" * WOW, thanks. Been a fan since '79 but didn't know the Vladimir story was a series! I'd only heard 'Vladimir and the Beast' which is hilarious! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 869225 You are MOST welcome. I was 15, and had a High School Prime Time Radio Show when I first heard "Vladimir and the Beast." Older friends laid the earier two versions on me to play on my show.. I became a VladTard immediately. Drugs, his FUCT-up sex life, War, The Camel-- Havana... What's not to love! Best running gag EVAR!!! Last Edited by Monkeyfister on 09/08/2011 08:50 PM "I'm the bride at every funeral, I'm the corpse at every wedding..." --Brother Theodore ... and don't blame me-- I voted for Bob Barr in 2008. Only COWARDS hide behind anonymous Karma.**
Monkeyfister (OP) User ID: 1488218 United States 09/08/2011 08:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" * Post your favorite STRANGLERS videos here. Non-Strangler videos will be deleted... Keep it Stranglers Only. "I'm the bride at every funeral, I'm the corpse at every wedding..." --Brother Theodore ... and don't blame me-- I voted for Bob Barr in 2008. Only COWARDS hide behind anonymous Karma.**

Anonymous Coward User ID: 869225 United States 09/08/2011 08:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" *** I used to play 'Vlad & the Beast' on my college radio show in the 80s, I think it was the B-Side to the 'Skin Deep' 12". One of those bands I wish I'd seen live, maybe reunion #354 will have to do someday...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 869225 United States 09/08/2011 09:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" *** Video's a little dark, but the music is pop perfection. "And the Rodneys are queing up, God Forbid..."
Monkeyfister (OP) User ID: 1488218 United States 09/08/2011 09:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" * I used to play 'Vlad & the Beast' on my college radio show in the 80s, I think it was the B-Side to the 'Skin Deep' 12". One of those bands I wish I'd seen live, maybe reunion #354 will have to do someday... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 869225** I used to play Skin Deep, and follow it with "now here's the B-Side-- tell me what you think...." and play Vlad and the Beast. Hilarity ALWAYS ensued. I'd record the reactions, and play them back on the air. Hysterical chaos kept me entertained. I was already the personae Monkeyfister by then. I saw them play live in Washington DC-- 9:30 Club-- in the early 1990s. They are just fantastic live. Better than recorded performance, for sure. One group I wish I was able to interview back in the day. Last Edited by Monkeyfister on 09/08/2011 09:15 PM "I'm the bride at every funeral, I'm the corpse at every wedding..." --Brother Theodore ... and don't blame me-- I voted for Bob Barr in 2008. Only COWARDS hide behind anonymous Karma.
Monkeyfister (OP) User ID: 1488218 United States 09/08/2011 09:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" * Always the Sun-- appropriate to the current bitchiness of our deal SOL. I was trying to find one of the versions where he fires off the gun live. "I'm the bride at every funeral, I'm the corpse at every wedding..." --Brother Theodore ... and don't blame me-- I voted for Bob Barr in 2008. Only COWARDS hide behind anonymous Karma.**
Monkeyfister (OP) User ID: 1488218 United States 09/08/2011 09:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" * It's their intelligence, humor and impeccable sense of Irony that makes them great. Last Edited by Monkeyfister on 09/08/2011 09:25 PM "I'm the bride at every funeral, I'm the corpse at every wedding..." --Brother Theodore ... and don't blame me-- I voted for Bob Barr in 2008. Only COWARDS hide behind anonymous Karma.**

Monkeyfister (OP) User ID: 1488218 United States 09/08/2011 09:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" * This thread is a Karmic Generator. 6 Horse-Power... Edit: Now 5 Horse-Power Last Edited by Monkeyfister on 09/08/2011 09:53 PM "I'm the bride at every funeral, I'm the corpse at every wedding..." --Brother Theodore ... and don't blame me-- I voted for Bob Barr in 2008. Only COWARDS hide behind anonymous Karma.**
Monkeyfister (OP) User ID: 1488218 United States 09/08/2011 09:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" *** Skin Deep-- one of their finest-- B-Side was "Vladimir and the Beast": "I'm the bride at every funeral, I'm the corpse at every wedding..." --Brother Theodore ... and don't blame me-- I voted for Bob Barr in 2008. Only COWARDS hide behind anonymous Karma.
Monkeyfister (OP) User ID: 1488218 United States 09/08/2011 09:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" * "Nice and Sleazy" Mooooooog. Last Edited by Monkeyfister on 09/08/2011 09:26 PM "I'm the bride at every funeral, I'm the corpse at every wedding..." --Brother Theodore ... and don't blame me-- I voted for Bob Barr in 2008. Only COWARDS hide behind anonymous Karma.**
NUTRAMAC User ID: 1541054 United States 09/08/2011 09:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" * Post your favorite STRANGLERS videos here. Non-Strangler videos will be deleted... Keep it Stranglers Only. Quoting: Monkeyfister** HE GOT AN ICE PICK no more heroes One of the biggest tragedies of human civilization is the precedence of chemical therapy over nutrition. It's the substitution of artificial therapy over natural, of poisons over food, in which we are feeding people poisons trying to correct the reactions of starvation." Dr. Royal Lee, 1935
Monkeyfister (OP) User ID: 1488218 United States 09/08/2011 09:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" *** Why, oh WHY the Brown Star, doubter? "I'm the bride at every funeral, I'm the corpse at every wedding..." --Brother Theodore ... and don't blame me-- I voted for Bob Barr in 2008. Only COWARDS hide behind anonymous Karma.

Monkeyfister (OP) User ID: 1488218 United States 09/08/2011 09:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" * Hearts and good stuff to NUTRAMAC!! My last three heroes were Jacques Cousteau, Jim Henson and Mister Rogers. NUTRAMAC if you are a single female, I might ask you to marry me. If not-- might sorta feel kinda icky. Last Edited by Monkeyfister on 09/08/2011 09:50 PM "I'm the bride at every funeral, I'm the corpse at every wedding..." --Brother Theodore ... and don't blame me-- I voted for Bob Barr in 2008. Only COWARDS hide behind anonymous Karma.**
Monkeyfister (OP) User ID: 1488218 United States 09/08/2011 09:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" * For GLP at Large: "I'm the bride at every funeral, I'm the corpse at every wedding..." --Brother Theodore ... and don't blame me-- I voted for Bob Barr in 2008. Only COWARDS hide behind anonymous Karma.**
Monkeyfister (OP) User ID: 1488218 United States 09/08/2011 09:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" * "Something Better Change" "I'm the bride at every funeral, I'm the corpse at every wedding..." --Brother Theodore ... and don't blame me-- I voted for Bob Barr in 2008. Only COWARDS hide behind anonymous Karma.**
NUTRAMAC User ID: 1541054 United States 09/08/2011 10:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" * Hearts and good stuff to NUTRAMAC!! My last three heroes were Jacques Cousteau, Jim Henson and Mister Rogers. NUTRAMAC if you are a single female, I might ask you to marry me. If not-- might sorta feel kinda icky. Quoting: Monkeyfister** hahahahaha lots of love. loved the vlad tales epic One of the biggest tragedies of human civilization is the precedence of chemical therapy over nutrition. It's the substitution of artificial therapy over natural, of poisons over food, in which we are feeding people poisons trying to correct the reactions of starvation." Dr. Royal Lee, 1935
NUTRAMAC User ID: 1541054 United States 09/08/2011 10:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" *** Skin Deep-- one of their finest-- B-Side was "Vladimir and the Beast": Quoting: Monkeyfister 5 stars One of the biggest tragedies of human civilization is the precedence of chemical therapy over nutrition. It's the substitution of artificial therapy over natural, of poisons over food, in which we are feeding people poisons trying to correct the reactions of starvation." Dr. Royal Lee, 1935
NUTRAMAC User ID: 1541054 United States 09/08/2011 10:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" *** The bloatfly is a giant mutated blowfly. Bloatflies attack at long range peppering their prey with spine-bedecked larva launched from its abdomen. This supply of larva is seemingly inexhaustible, and unless evaded or eliminated, bloatflies will persecute an attacker relentlessly! bump for Yao guai [link to fallout.wikia.com] One of the biggest tragedies of human civilization is the precedence of chemical therapy over nutrition. It's the substitution of artificial therapy over natural, of poisons over food, in which we are feeding people poisons trying to correct the reactions of starvation." Dr. Royal Lee, 1935
Monkeyfister (OP) User ID: 1488218 United States 09/08/2011 10:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" * The bloatfly is a giant mutated blowfly. Bloatflies attack at long range peppering their prey with spine-bedecked larva launched from its abdomen. This supply of larva is seemingly inexhaustible, and unless evaded or eliminated, bloatflies will persecute an attacker relentlessly! bump for Yao guai [link to fallout.wikia.com] Quoting: NUTRAMAC Bumping for Bloatfies and Fallout! "I'm the bride at every funeral, I'm the corpse at every wedding..." --Brother Theodore ... and don't blame me-- I voted for Bob Barr in 2008. Only COWARDS hide behind anonymous Karma.**
Monkeyfister (OP) User ID: 1488218 United States 09/08/2011 10:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" * The Chronicles of Vladimir ARE EPIC! Nuclear Device: "I'm the bride at every funeral, I'm the corpse at every wedding..." --Brother Theodore ... and don't blame me-- I voted for Bob Barr in 2008. Only COWARDS hide behind anonymous Karma.**
Monkeyfister (OP) User ID: 1488218 United States 09/08/2011 10:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" * Hearts and good stuff to NUTRAMAC!! My last three heroes were Jacques Cousteau, Jim Henson and Mister Rogers. NUTRAMAC if you are a single female, I might ask you to marry me. If not-- might sorta feel kinda icky. Quoting: Monkeyfister hahahahaha lots of love. loved the vlad tales epic Quoting: NUTRAMAC Gosh... I guess I need to feel icky... Damn. Heh! Sorry! I guess the German Democratic Republic awaits me. Last Edited by Monkeyfister on 09/08/2011 10:59 PM "I'm the bride at every funeral, I'm the corpse at every wedding..." --Brother Theodore ... and don't blame me-- I voted for Bob Barr in 2008. Only COWARDS hide behind anonymous Karma.**
Monkeyfister (OP) User ID: 1488218 United States 09/08/2011 10:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" * "I'm the bride at every funeral, I'm the corpse at every wedding..." --Brother Theodore ... and don't blame me-- I voted for Bob Barr in 2008. Only COWARDS hide behind anonymous Karma.**

Anonymous Coward User ID: 1541523 United Kingdom 09/09/2011 01:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" *** Been a fan since 77,first album I got was black n white with free lmtd edition white vinyl single, walk on bye.Class band 8)
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1541523 United Kingdom 09/09/2011 01:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" *** walk on by,I meant ha
Mokujin User ID: 1541522 Germany 09/09/2011 02:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" *** Huuuuuge stranglers fan here, and i didnt even know this stuff existed. Thanks very much :) Hello Friends and Neighbours in the Mind of the one True God whose Name is Love. Today, a young Man on Acid realized that we are all one Consciousness, experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such Thing as Death, Life is only a Dream and we are the Imagination of ourselves.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1504940 United States 09/09/2011 02:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" *** Here is a nice live version of Golden Brown. Hugh's voice is haunting as always...
stormer User ID: 1541634 South Africa 09/09/2011 02:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: *** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" * Here is a nice live version of Golden Brown. Hugh's voice is haunting as always... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1504940** Schweeeeeet! Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery - Bob Marley
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