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I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/12/2011 02:14 PM
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I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
All they are good for!
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09/12/2011 02:15 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
All they are good for!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1428403


You will surely be punished infidel!

Not in this life though, but rest assured justice will prevail!

Wait all you have to do is ask for forgiveness then it's all good.
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09/12/2011 02:16 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
I need to go in a few minutes. Mind if I take Leviticus to finish up with?
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09/12/2011 02:19 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
All they are good for!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1428403


Really? I find they'd be much more apt for using as kindle for fires, rather than smearing your excrement around your exit-hole. You don't seriously think book pages are adequate means of actually cleaning/removing feces from your rectum do you? No where near up to the level of toilet paper, which is actually designed for that process. You're gross. I hope you at least washed after your spread your shit around.
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09/12/2011 02:19 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
I need to go in a few minutes. Mind if I take Leviticus to finish up with?
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09/12/2011 02:20 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
sbus
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09/12/2011 02:20 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
I hope you didn't use any gilt-edged pages OP. I imagine that could be painful.
YOUR A MURDER
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09/12/2011 02:21 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
sbus
 Quoting: Euphoria777



was that directed at yourself?
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09/12/2011 02:21 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
I need to go in a few minutes. Mind if I take Leviticus to finish up with?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1511093


What, you guys share Bible pages to wipe with? Gross!!!
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09/12/2011 02:25 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
Holy shit !
''All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him.''
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09/12/2011 02:32 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
All they are good for!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1428403


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09/12/2011 02:34 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
right on, op! i might do the same today if i take a shit
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09/12/2011 02:35 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
They are for inspiration, not truth. Sorry you didn't recognize that OP.
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09/12/2011 02:36 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
sbus
 Quoting: Euphoria777



was that directed at yourself?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1546545


No it was to you and the OP .
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09/12/2011 02:38 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
All they are good for!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1428403


not all. how about when you need to clean up after whacking off? when your pet has an 'accident'? using instead of a coaster so u dont mark the table (need a few layers)?

think outside the box
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09/12/2011 02:39 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
All they are good for!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1428403

Good for you! now chew and swallow!
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09/12/2011 02:40 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
:crappythread:
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09/12/2011 02:42 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
All they are good for!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1428403


not all. how about when you need to clean up after whacking off? when your pet has an 'accident'? using instead of a coaster so u dont mark the table (need a few layers)?

think outside the box
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1195027


The pages aren't thick enough to guarantee a clean pickup, but I do like your thinking!!!!

lolsign
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09/12/2011 02:42 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
All they are good for!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1428403




So, were you born brain damaged, or were you in some kind of accident?
Anonymous Coward
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09/12/2011 02:44 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
... which is very bummish
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
All they are good for!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1428403




So, were you born brain damaged, or were you in some kind of accident?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1546006


Yeah... the guy who DOESN'T believe in santa is the one brain damaged.......

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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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09/12/2011 02:57 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
clappa
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09/12/2011 03:01 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
Well we've established you're an idiot if nothing else.
Anonymous Coward
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09/12/2011 03:04 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
You made your ass dirtier.
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09/12/2011 03:06 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
Rolling paper.

stoner
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Eeew.
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09/12/2011 03:08 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
Holy shit indeed
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09/12/2011 03:15 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
I'm glad to see their are like minded individuals out there!
I've been using those pages to wipe my child's poopy butt for a while now!
Saves me a ton of cash in baby wipes!
s226
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09/12/2011 04:32 PM
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Re: I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt
Rolling paper.

stoner
 Quoting: Horace bubba







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