I just took a CRAP and used the Bible, Talmud and Koran to wipe my butt

You will surely be punished infidel!

Not in this life though, but rest assured justice will prevail!

Wait all you have to do is ask for forgiveness then it's all good.

I need to go in a few minutes. Mind if I take Leviticus to finish up with?

Really? I find they'd be much more apt for using as kindle for fires, rather than smearing your excrement around your exit-hole. You don't seriously think book pages are adequate means of actually cleaning/removing feces from your rectum do you? No where near up to the level of toilet paper, which is actually designed for that process. You're gross. I hope you at least washed after your spread your shit around.

I hope you didn't use any gilt-edged pages OP. I imagine that could be painful.

was that directed at yourself?

What, you guys share Bible pages to wipe with? Gross!!!

Holy shit !

right on, op! i might do the same today if i take a shit

They are for inspiration, not truth. Sorry you didn't recognize that OP.

No it was to you and the OP .

not all. how about when you need to clean up after whacking off? when your pet has an 'accident'? using instead of a coaster so u dont mark the table (need a few layers)?

think outside the box

Good for you! now chew and swallow!

:crappythread:

The pages aren't thick enough to guarantee a clean pickup, but I do like your thinking!!!!

So, were you born brain damaged, or were you in some kind of accident?

... which is very bummish

Yeah... the guy who DOESN'T believe in santa is the one brain damaged.......

Well we've established you're an idiot if nothing else.

You made your ass dirtier.

Rolling paper.

Holy shit indeed

I'm glad to see their are like minded individuals out there!
I've been using those pages to wipe my child's poopy butt for a while now!
Saves me a ton of cash in baby wipes!