I am THE STARCHILD. Elenin will convert Earth into a new sentient Sun and we shall all transform to energy beings. Ask me any questions.

shaved?

I bet you a 1 month upgraded account that your wrong.

When? When will this happen?

me? ok, i bet it is shaven.

When and how?

The STARCHILD is always in pursuit of the hursuit.

omg!!!!!PIN THIS1!!!!

The STARCHILD does not indulge in frivolous gambling. Neither will you once you have evolved into an energy being.

The STARCHILD believes that this will happen in due course. Very very soon.. between now and the Earthly festival which you refer to as Christmas.

Why did you post this then?

Thread: I'm Here, they found me, its about to begin...

Make up your mind.

By 'my fault', the STARCHILD was referring to the loss of existence as mere corporeal forms which the residents of Earth have enjoyed so far.

Something that someone who is not so confident in their predictions would say...

The STARCHILD is merely a harbinger of truth; would you gamble on surviving on jumping in front of a moving locomotive? The STARCHILD thinks not!

The starchild makes no sense in the above post.

The STARCHILD feels in its cosmic essence that you will understand once you have evolved to pure energy.

The Evan feels like your full of B.S sorry but Evan just calls em as he sees em

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The STARCHILD understands your scepticism and forgives you. When you have evolved to an energy being, the STARCHILD will give you a guided tour of this Universe and the Astral Dimensions.

Sounds like a date! Wait....you are a chick right?

Hrm, the STARCHILD thought you were. Regardless, once you evolve into an energy being, matters such a gender will become irrelevant. You will experience love, bliss and universal harmony.

Hrm, the STARCHILD thought you were. Regardless, once you evolve into an energy being, matters such a gender will become irrelevant. You will experience love, bliss and universal harmony.


I am insulted, you thought Evan was a girl? Do I come off as feminine?

The STARCHILD thinks you do, by corporeal standards. The STARCHILD perceives your writing style as delicate and feminine.

Damnit

The STARCHILD must now rest. Having a cosmic soul in a mortal body creates much fatigue.

The STARCHILD will return to respond to queries tomorrow.

Hey! I am not a queer, I sell propane..

Do you have indestructable glass with neon light gophers??

STARCHILD, you perform your parody extremely well, I have to give you a round of applause for the chuckles this thread has given me.

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Hopefully I can bring my dog.

yu luuk mun

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even jokes and i hoping on a new normal eggway or something complete normal.

only that mustafar word could be said louder.