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How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there

 
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How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there
How to Recognize a Homosexual
While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there are some who attempt to disguise themselves as real men in order to hide their homosexual agenda recruitment from the eyes of normal people.
Because of this, it's useful for True Christians™ to have a guide to help them tell who is an unrepentant sodomite that needs to be kept far away from our children.
There are two categories for these signs, obvious and not so obvious. Remember, any one of these can mean that you are looking at a raging queer who will stop at nothing to destroy America and the traditional family.

Obvious
Lisps
Minces
Wears women clothing
Enjoys the WNBA
Wears pink
Goes to live theater
Watches "chick flicks"
Doesn't care for John Wayne movies
Votes Democrat
The only picture of a woman he has is of Rachel Maddow, Liza Minnelli, or Cher
Works at a beauty parlor
Works as a stewardess
Works as an interior decorator
Works as a nurse
Liberal

Not so obvious
Enjoys gardening but isn't a Mexican't or Oriental
Goes to proper sporting events but just stares at the players instead of cheering
Goes to "hair salons" instead of barber shops
"Metros*xual"
Over 25 and not yet married
Does anything with flowers, including being submissive enough to give them to his "wife"
Goes to a gym (that isn't The Taut Christian)
Votes Republican, but only for "moderates"
Watches MSNBC
Complains about Fox News
Listens to "pop" music
Is a public school teacher
Claims to be an "atheist"
Claims to be a "buddhist"
Claims to be a "catholic"
Let's face it, if he's not a True Christian™, he probably relishes any chance he has to spit in the face of Jesus
Cooks in the kitchen instead of on a BBQ
Only plays touch football
Is against hunting
Hates guns
Paints his walls any color except white
Can tell the difference between "white" and "off-white"
Is anti-American
Doesn't want to be American
Protests against wars
Anti-capital punishment (no surprise, because once God's Law is back in effect in this country...)
Wears any jewelry other than a manly watch
Yes, that includes a "wedding ring", something only today's feminized men insist on wearing

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Looks good to me.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there
ah nothing like "christians" projecting their shadows.


lol true christian. When someone describes themselves with an adjective you can be sure that they are actually the opposite of said adjective.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there
Amen.

Also be sure to look out for the ones who are so guilty about their sexuality they hide it beneath a mask of over zealous Christinaity!

Warning signs are a preoccupation with the sinful nature of homosexuality above all others.

Fuck murder, fuck rape, those are NOTHING!

But one man inviting another man to stick his wee wee in his pooper... That shit will undo creation itself if left unchecked!

Get a grip, admit what you are... a dirty fucking queer!
But don't worry, the fuckin Irish know how to deal with ye!

(Now includes Irish Racism!)
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Enjoys gardening but isn't a Mexican't or Oriental

Goes to a gym (that isn't The Taut Christian)

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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there
Amen.

Also be sure to look out for the ones who are so guilty about their sexuality they hide it beneath a mask of over zealous Christinaity!

Warning signs are a preoccupation with the sinful nature of homosexuality above all others.

Fuck murder, fuck rape, those are NOTHING!

But one man inviting another man to stick his wee wee in his pooper... That shit will undo creation itself if left unchecked!

Get a grip, admit what you are... a dirty fucking queer!
But don't worry, the fuckin Irish know how to deal with ye!

(Now includes Irish Racism!)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1712807


This thread is a sarcastic thread, made to mock christians. op is not a christian
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you sure seem to know a lot about them OPdrevil
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More signs of a Homosexual

Refuses a side of ranch with his dinner at Applebees
Wears sandals
Belongs to a union
Has long hair
Owns a model train set
Has ever been on unemployment
Owns a car that is considered mid size or smaller
Has ever cried.
Knows how to "manscape"
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there
You ever meet anyone from California (excepting Bakersfield)? ALL Californians are gay.

More signs of homosexuality.

* Eats corn dogs in dainty little bites and not manly gulps. Governor Perry demonstrates proper and manly corn dogging here.
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More signs of a Homosexual

Refuses a side of ranch with his dinner at Applebees
Wears sandals
Belongs to a union
Has long hair
Owns a model train set
Has ever been on unemployment
Owns a car that is considered mid size or smaller
Has ever cried.
Knows how to "manscape"
 Quoting: TRUECRISTIAN

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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there
Real Christians are of love and compassion for all of God's creatures, gays and gentiles!

God is asexual in nature and does not need to participate in the acts of the flesh?

Why should we?

Jesus himself was of virgin birth!

Through Christ the Lord and Savior, Jesus, we can many miracles!

We can convert murderers to lovers!

We can change thieves into givers!

We can change liars into honest people!

AMEN!
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there
ah nothing like "christians" projecting their shadows.


lol true christian. When someone describes themselves with an adjective you can be sure that they are actually the opposite of said adjective.
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and looks to me like he's been looking pretty hard at them "nancyboys"...
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there
Dear Godmocking Maggot;Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and being sodomized by strangers in public toilets to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there
MOre signs of homosexuality:

Christian
Brazilian
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TrueChristian confirms men are homosexual by meeting them in the bathroom for a one on one "interview".
I can say what I want to,
even if I'm not serious.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there
Real Christians are of love and compassion for all of God's creatures, gays and gentiles!

God is asexual in nature and does not need to participate in the acts of the flesh?

Why should we?

Jesus himself was of virgin birth!

Through Christ the Lord and Savior, Jesus, we can many miracles!

We can convert murderers to lovers!

We can change thieves into givers!

We can change liars into honest people!

AMEN!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1652193

You could start buy not praising the Egyptian god Amen Ra at the end of your prayers to Jesus....confuses things up there.

Just though you might like to know....names beings so important and all...
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Are you saved? The reason I ask is because you seem to be very ignorant. So that leads me to believe that you really have no understanding of the Lord. To someone who believes the Lord well enough to tell you about the free gift you can receive, called SALVATION. Salvation is the only way you will enter the kingdom of heaven. You have to believe with all your heart that God sacrificed his only begotten Son Jesus Christ for all our sins. You also must believe that Jesus died on the cross, was buried and resurrected in 3 days. I will pray for you that you allow yourself this gift and become a true Christian in the army of the Lord. If you choose to remain ignorant lost soul, enjoy your life in hell.

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Are you saved? The reason I ask is because you seem to be very ignorant. So that leads me to believe that you really have no understanding of the Lord. To someone who believes the Lord well enough to tell you about the free gift you can receive, called SALVATION. Salvation is the only way you will enter the kingdom of heaven. You have to believe with all your heart that God sacrificed his only begotten Son Jesus Christ for all our sins. You also must believe that Jesus died on the cross, was buried and resurrected in 3 days. I will pray for you that you allow yourself this gift and become a true Christian in the army of the Lord. If you choose to remain ignorant lost soul, enjoy your life in hell.

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Jesus was bi.
I can say what I want to,
even if I'm not serious.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there
Real Christians are of love and compassion for all of God's creatures, gays and gentiles!

God is asexual in nature and does not need to participate in the acts of the flesh?

Why should we?

Jesus himself was of virgin birth!

Through Christ the Lord and Savior, Jesus, we can many miracles!

We can convert murderers to lovers!

We can change thieves into givers!

We can change liars into honest people!

AMEN!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1652193

You could start buy not praising the Egyptian god Amen Ra at the end of your prayers to Jesus....confuses things up there.

Just though you might like to know....names beings so important and all...
 Quoting: Xisuthros Rex


LOL

AMEN to that.
I can say what I want to,
even if I'm not serious.
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The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave t
leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft,
destroy capitalism, and become lesbians
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Damn !! I fit just about everything on that list! Makes me proud..
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Are you saved? The reason I ask is because you seem to be very ignorant. So that leads me to believe that you really have no understanding of the Lord. To someone who believes the Lord well enough to tell you about the free gift you can receive, called SALVATION. Salvation is the only way you will enter the kingdom of heaven. You have to believe with all your heart that God sacrificed his only begotten Son Jesus Christ for all our sins. You also must believe that Jesus died on the cross, was buried and resurrected in 3 days. I will pray for you that you allow yourself this gift and become a true Christian in the army of the Lord. If you choose to remain ignorant lost soul, enjoy your life in hell.

 Quoting: TRUECRISTIAN

Only through faith not belief are you saved.

Belief is what you think to be true.

Faith is what you know to be true and PROOF of Gods reality. The experience of things unseen as Peter put it.


But even this is only the 2nd of 3 steps between man and God.


The 3rd is fruition, it is the man changed by following his faith, emerging as Truth. In this, faith is no more. Oe no longer perceives truth as a thing in the head to manipulate, but becomes a living extension of the meta-dimensional God.
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Are you saved? The reason I ask is because you seem to be very ignorant. So that leads me to believe that you really have no understanding of the Lord. To someone who believes the Lord well enough to tell you about the free gift you can receive, called SALVATION. Salvation is the only way you will enter the kingdom of heaven. You have to believe with all your heart that God sacrificed his only begotten Son Jesus Christ for all our sins. You also must believe that Jesus died on the cross, was buried and resurrected in 3 days. I will pray for you that you allow yourself this gift and become a true Christian in the army of the Lord. If you choose to remain ignorant lost soul, enjoy your life in hell.

 Quoting: TRUECRISTIAN


All I hear is :
" fear , repent, fear , fear ,guilty , fear , control issues, fear, brain washed, fear, and don't forget fear!"
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WOW, OP
Dayum Dude


Just for a silly GLP post
you did ALL that research

*************
Going to bed with all those guys???

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just to get criteria specifics

to be able to post


the GAYEST POST
I EVER SAW ON GLP



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Tell me truechristian does the term internet troll mean anything to you? I suspect it does.

Anyway if you are not trolling I have to say you are so ridiculous in your heterosexism that I can't even be angry. As a gender queer member of the LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender) community I personally found your list hilarious. All I can say if you are serious please get some help. There are things in this world to be worried about. Most of them work in the banking industry.
Manage your own affairs that is enough for one life. May your path be free of tyranny.
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it takes '' one to recognize one'' and YOU ARE IT , OP.bsflag
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there
you forgot one. he has to scream to the world and total strangers that he's gay.

Thread: Harassed for Not coming out......
Sure. Porn makes total sense. You want to go rob a couple houses so we can smoke some porn?
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there
Hey.
I have a question.
Why is it that you are so obsessed,
I mean, really obsessed with the Enter button?
You start a new line after every sentence.
That's really not necessary.
It's like some disjointed bad haiku.
I mean, really bad.
Bad like it makes me want to tear out my eyes with forks.
Don't you think so too?
Don't you think it's annoying having to read text like this?
If not, why?
What's wrong with you?
How can any sane person not find this dreadfully annoying?
So please,
Answer this one question.
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Anybody who calls himself Rick Perry.
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That about covers it. Good job OP!





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