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How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there
TRUECRISTIAN Offer Upgrade User ID: 1545033 Brazil 09/22/2011 06:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there are some who attempt to disguise themselves as real men in order to hide their homosexual agenda recruitment from the eyes of normal people. Because of this, it's useful for True Christians™ to have a guide to help them tell who is an unrepentant sodomite that needs to be kept far away from our children. There are two categories for these signs, obvious and not so obvious. Remember, any one of these can mean that you are looking at a raging queer who will stop at nothing to destroy America and the traditional family. Obvious Lisps Minces Wears women clothing Enjoys the WNBA Wears pink Goes to live theater Watches "chick flicks" Doesn't care for John Wayne movies Votes Democrat The only picture of a woman he has is of Rachel Maddow, Liza Minnelli, or Cher Works at a beauty parlor Works as a stewardess Works as an interior decorator Works as a nurse Liberal Not so obvious Enjoys gardening but isn't a Mexican't or Oriental Goes to proper sporting events but just stares at the players instead of cheering Goes to "hair salons" instead of barber shops "Metros*xual" Over 25 and not yet married Does anything with flowers, including being submissive enough to give them to his "wife" Goes to a gym (that isn't The Taut Christian) Votes Republican, but only for "moderates" Watches MSNBC Complains about Fox News Listens to "pop" music Is a public school teacher Claims to be an "atheist" Claims to be a "buddhist" Claims to be a "catholic" Let's face it, if he's not a True Christian™, he probably relishes any chance he has to spit in the face of Jesus Cooks in the kitchen instead of on a BBQ Only plays touch football Is against hunting Hates guns Paints his walls any color except white Can tell the difference between "white" and "off-white" Is anti-American Doesn't want to be American Protests against wars Anti-capital punishment (no surprise, because once God's Law is back in effect in this country...) Wears any jewelry other than a manly watch Yes, that includes a "wedding ring", something only today's feminized men insist on wearing JESUS IS LOVE

Anonymous Coward User ID: 1419030 United States 09/22/2011 06:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there Looks good to me.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 710889 United States 09/22/2011 06:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there ah nothing like "christians" projecting their shadows. lol true christian. When someone describes themselves with an adjective you can be sure that they are actually the opposite of said adjective.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1712807 Ireland 09/22/2011 06:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there Amen. Also be sure to look out for the ones who are so guilty about their sexuality they hide it beneath a mask of over zealous Christinaity! Warning signs are a preoccupation with the sinful nature of homosexuality above all others. Fuck murder, fuck rape, those are NOTHING! But one man inviting another man to stick his wee wee in his pooper... That shit will undo creation itself if left unchecked! Get a grip, admit what you are... a dirty fucking queer! But don't worry, the fuckin Irish know how to deal with ye! (Now includes Irish Racism!)
Xisuthros Rex User ID: 908143 United States 09/22/2011 06:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there Enjoys gardening but isn't a Mexican't or Oriental Goes to a gym (that isn't The Taut Christian) Quoting: Racist weakling This is my day, there are many like it...but this one is mine.
Evan03 User ID: 1376616 United States 09/22/2011 06:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there Amen. Also be sure to look out for the ones who are so guilty about their sexuality they hide it beneath a mask of over zealous Christinaity! Warning signs are a preoccupation with the sinful nature of homosexuality above all others. Fuck murder, fuck rape, those are NOTHING! But one man inviting another man to stick his wee wee in his pooper... That shit will undo creation itself if left unchecked! Get a grip, admit what you are... a dirty fucking queer! But don't worry, the fuckin Irish know how to deal with ye! (Now includes Irish Racism!) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1712807 This thread is a sarcastic thread, made to mock christians. op is not a christian Life is tough, but its tougher when you're stupid. -john wayne Truth is the new hate speech in our age of absurdity-Ted Nougat Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupid.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1544743 United States 09/22/2011 06:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there you sure seem to know a lot about them OP
TRUECRISTIAN (OP) User ID: 1545033 Brazil 09/22/2011 06:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there More signs of a Homosexual Refuses a side of ranch with his dinner at Applebees Wears sandals Belongs to a union Has long hair Owns a model train set Has ever been on unemployment Owns a car that is considered mid size or smaller Has ever cried. Knows how to "manscape" JESUS IS LOVE
TRUECRISTIAN (OP) User ID: 1545033 Brazil 09/22/2011 06:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there You ever meet anyone from California (excepting Bakersfield)? ALL Californians are gay. More signs of homosexuality. * Eats corn dogs in dainty little bites and not manly gulps. Governor Perry demonstrates proper and manly corn dogging here. JESUS IS LOVE
Xisuthros Rex User ID: 908143 United States 09/22/2011 06:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there More signs of a Homosexual Refuses a side of ranch with his dinner at Applebees Wears sandals Belongs to a union Has long hair Owns a model train set Has ever been on unemployment Owns a car that is considered mid size or smaller Has ever cried. Knows how to "manscape" Quoting: TRUECRISTIAN This is my day, there are many like it...but this one is mine.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1652193 United States 09/22/2011 06:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there Real Christians are of love and compassion for all of God's creatures, gays and gentiles! God is asexual in nature and does not need to participate in the acts of the flesh? Why should we? Jesus himself was of virgin birth! Through Christ the Lord and Savior, Jesus, we can many miracles! We can convert murderers to lovers! We can change thieves into givers! We can change liars into honest people! AMEN!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1544743 United States 09/22/2011 06:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there ah nothing like "christians" projecting their shadows. lol true christian. When someone describes themselves with an adjective you can be sure that they are actually the opposite of said adjective. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 710889 and looks to me like he's been looking pretty hard at them "nancyboys"...
TRUECRISTIAN (OP) User ID: 1545033 Brazil 09/22/2011 06:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there Dear Godmocking Maggot;Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and being sodomized by strangers in public toilets to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right. JESUS IS LOVE
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1473848 United States 09/22/2011 06:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there MOre signs of homosexuality: Christian Brazilian
BossBattles User ID: 1472811 United States 09/22/2011 06:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there TrueChristian confirms men are homosexual by meeting them in the bathroom for a one on one "interview". I can say what I want to, even if I'm not serious.
Xisuthros Rex User ID: 908143 United States 09/22/2011 06:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there Real Christians are of love and compassion for all of God's creatures, gays and gentiles! God is asexual in nature and does not need to participate in the acts of the flesh? Why should we? Jesus himself was of virgin birth! Through Christ the Lord and Savior, Jesus, we can many miracles! We can convert murderers to lovers! We can change thieves into givers! We can change liars into honest people! AMEN! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1652193 You could start buy not praising the Egyptian god Amen Ra at the end of your prayers to Jesus....confuses things up there. Just though you might like to know....names beings so important and all... This is my day, there are many like it...but this one is mine.
TRUECRISTIAN (OP) User ID: 1545033 Brazil 09/22/2011 07:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there Are you saved? The reason I ask is because you seem to be very ignorant. So that leads me to believe that you really have no understanding of the Lord. To someone who believes the Lord well enough to tell you about the free gift you can receive, called SALVATION. Salvation is the only way you will enter the kingdom of heaven. You have to believe with all your heart that God sacrificed his only begotten Son Jesus Christ for all our sins. You also must believe that Jesus died on the cross, was buried and resurrected in 3 days. I will pray for you that you allow yourself this gift and become a true Christian in the army of the Lord. If you choose to remain ignorant lost soul, enjoy your life in hell. JESUS IS LOVE
BossBattles User ID: 1472811 United States 09/22/2011 07:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there Are you saved? The reason I ask is because you seem to be very ignorant. So that leads me to believe that you really have no understanding of the Lord. To someone who believes the Lord well enough to tell you about the free gift you can receive, called SALVATION. Salvation is the only way you will enter the kingdom of heaven. You have to believe with all your heart that God sacrificed his only begotten Son Jesus Christ for all our sins. You also must believe that Jesus died on the cross, was buried and resurrected in 3 days. I will pray for you that you allow yourself this gift and become a true Christian in the army of the Lord. If you choose to remain ignorant lost soul, enjoy your life in hell. Quoting: TRUECRISTIAN Jesus was bi. I can say what I want to, even if I'm not serious.
BossBattles User ID: 1472811 United States 09/22/2011 07:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there Real Christians are of love and compassion for all of God's creatures, gays and gentiles! God is asexual in nature and does not need to participate in the acts of the flesh? Why should we? Jesus himself was of virgin birth! Through Christ the Lord and Savior, Jesus, we can many miracles! We can convert murderers to lovers! We can change thieves into givers! We can change liars into honest people! AMEN! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1652193 You could start buy not praising the Egyptian god Amen Ra at the end of your prayers to Jesus....confuses things up there. Just though you might like to know....names beings so important and all... Quoting: Xisuthros Rex LOL AMEN to that. I can say what I want to, even if I'm not serious.
TRUECRISTIAN (OP) User ID: 1545033 Brazil 09/22/2011 07:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave t leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians JESUS IS LOVE
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1557966 United States 09/22/2011 07:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there Damn !! I fit just about everything on that list! Makes me proud..

Xisuthros Rex User ID: 908143 United States 09/22/2011 07:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there Are you saved? The reason I ask is because you seem to be very ignorant. So that leads me to believe that you really have no understanding of the Lord. To someone who believes the Lord well enough to tell you about the free gift you can receive, called SALVATION. Salvation is the only way you will enter the kingdom of heaven. You have to believe with all your heart that God sacrificed his only begotten Son Jesus Christ for all our sins. You also must believe that Jesus died on the cross, was buried and resurrected in 3 days. I will pray for you that you allow yourself this gift and become a true Christian in the army of the Lord. If you choose to remain ignorant lost soul, enjoy your life in hell. Quoting: TRUECRISTIAN Only through faith not belief are you saved. Belief is what you think to be true. Faith is what you know to be true and PROOF of Gods reality. The experience of things unseen as Peter put it. But even this is only the 2nd of 3 steps between man and God. The 3rd is fruition, it is the man changed by following his faith, emerging as Truth. In this, faith is no more. Oe no longer perceives truth as a thing in the head to manipulate, but becomes a living extension of the meta-dimensional God. This is my day, there are many like it...but this one is mine.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1557966 United States 09/22/2011 07:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there Are you saved? The reason I ask is because you seem to be very ignorant. So that leads me to believe that you really have no understanding of the Lord. To someone who believes the Lord well enough to tell you about the free gift you can receive, called SALVATION. Salvation is the only way you will enter the kingdom of heaven. You have to believe with all your heart that God sacrificed his only begotten Son Jesus Christ for all our sins. You also must believe that Jesus died on the cross, was buried and resurrected in 3 days. I will pray for you that you allow yourself this gift and become a true Christian in the army of the Lord. If you choose to remain ignorant lost soul, enjoy your life in hell. Quoting: TRUECRISTIAN All I hear is : " fear , repent, fear , fear ,guilty , fear , control issues, fear, brain washed, fear, and don't forget fear!"
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1537655 United States 09/22/2011 07:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there ????????????? WOW, OP Dayum Dude Just for a silly GLP post you did ALL that research *********** Going to bed with all those guys??? *********** just to get criteria specifics to be able to post the GAYEST POST I EVER SAW ON GLP amazing
cetra8 User ID: 1541004 United States 09/22/2011 07:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there Tell me truechristian does the term internet troll mean anything to you? I suspect it does. Anyway if you are not trolling I have to say you are so ridiculous in your heterosexism that I can't even be angry. As a gender queer member of the LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender) community I personally found your list hilarious. All I can say if you are serious please get some help. There are things in this world to be worried about. Most of them work in the banking industry. Manage your own affairs that is enough for one life. May your path be free of tyranny.
TRUECRISTIAN (OP) User ID: 1545033 Brazil 09/22/2011 07:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there Alert: This is an R rated room inappropriate for minors. Adult language is permitted, however nudity is not.Alert: Mature debate and discussion please, no personal insultsall ideas welcome, expect your views to be challengedPlease don't be AnnoyingAlert: WARNING: The owner of this room and their admins have and do frequently use the power to remove (bounce) members at their discretion to keep an orderly room as they see fit. If this is unacceptable to you, please visit one of our many other rooms. , whatever happened to the values of humanityWhatever happened to the fairness in equalityInstead in spreading love we spreadinganimosityLack of understanding, leading lives away from unity But if you only have love for your own raceThen you only leave space to discriminateAnd to discriminate only generates hateAnd when you hate then you're bound to get irate JESUS IS LOVE
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1388211 United States 09/22/2011 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there it takes '' one to recognize one'' and YOU ARE IT , OP.
TheBroker User ID: 1550991 United States 09/22/2011 07:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there you forgot one. he has to scream to the world and total strangers that he's gay. Thread: Harassed for Not coming out...... Sure. Porn makes total sense. You want to go rob a couple houses so we can smoke some porn? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1043775
TRUECRISTIAN (OP) User ID: 1545033 Brazil 09/22/2011 07:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there Hey. I have a question. Why is it that you are so obsessed, I mean, really obsessed with the Enter button? You start a new line after every sentence. That's really not necessary. It's like some disjointed bad haiku. I mean, really bad. Bad like it makes me want to tear out my eyes with forks. Don't you think so too? Don't you think it's annoying having to read text like this? If not, why? What's wrong with you? How can any sane person not find this dreadfully annoying? So please, Answer this one question. JESUS IS LOVE
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1556553 United States 09/22/2011 07:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there Anybody who calls himself Rick Perry.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1555034 United States 09/22/2011 08:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there That about covers it. Good job OP!
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