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More assholes drive pickup trucks, more than any other vehicle

 
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Small penis=big ole truck.
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Drive in Houston. People with luxury cars are the fucking pricks around here... that and semi truck drivers who drive in the left hand lane down the I-10 corridor.
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Small penis=big ole truck.
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Someone's jeeeaaalooousss. Usually the first person to throw that one out there has some insecurities about their own manhood.
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Got Fag?
 Quoting: SHR


Got Fag?
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not just asshole red-neck assholes
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Pickup truck drivers have the largest percentage of drivers who are assholes. Agree or disagree.
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Your statement "More assholes drive pickup trucks, more than any other vehicle," means this "more assholes drive pickup trucks more than any other vehicle drives pickup trucks."

It is a famous advertisement ploy such as "more people smoke camels, than any other cigarette," (smokes camels)

That is how the English language is structured, where the end phrase is "understood." It is why they cannot really prosecute a company for false claims, say if some other cigarette really has more people smoking its brand, because the statement is absurd.

You cannot really agree or disagree with an absurd statement.
 Quoting: SpaceCommand

This is a good one!

OP, it really depends upon who and what is driving and why they have that pickup. In ranch country, you simply cannot live without one because you're always having to haul stuff around and anything too close to the ground is going to get stuck in bad weather. In the cities, however, they have been a 'fad' for some time, particularly amongst new and illegal immigrants. The first two things the latter group buy in the States are the biggest pickups they can get and guns - and they haven't a license for either. In the Southwest, they're a real menace on the roads.

Another thing you may not know is that in some states, if you live out in the country, or your parents do, you can license your truck as a 'farm truck' and pay less for your registration and tags than you would for conventional sedans.

Having been a long haul driver myself, I should perhaps 'recuse' myself from a judgement on four-wheelers in general, whom I found a daily trial, not least because of the poor judgement displayed by the great majority on the highways. We can of course, say the same about the public concerning many other matters.

Finally, have you tried to find a place on most new cars to make a magnet stick? Not easy! They're not exactly safe to be in and people are allowed to drive way too fast for those vehicles. That being the case, that you're sitting in a plastic drink cup that's going to kill you the first time you have a blow-out, your only safer alternative is to drive as much vehicle as you can around your little butt.
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I have often experienced tailgating by larger vehicles, even though I’m driving the speed limit. Sometimes it’s an SUV, but 90% of the time, it’s a pickup. They must think they own more of the road than other drivers. It must be a principle of theirs—“If you’re going slower than I am, you need to move over.” No matter that I'm already going the speed limit. They’re a real traffic hazard on the four-lanes. It’s unreasonable for them to expect other drivers to frequently and constantly change lanes and move over behind the 50 mph people just long enough for them to go by, just because they want to drive over the speed limit. Sometimes I flick my tail lights or turn on my emergency flashers, although that’s usually ignored. I’ll sometimes start slowing down to make it easier for them to pass. That doesn’t always work, either. I once backed somebody down to a dead stop. I couldn’t believe it. The driver actually sat behind me motionless for several minutes, then gunned it and sped by on the shoulder. Usually, though, after maybe half a minute, they decide I’m not going to move, and they go around. They often opt for revenge, however, by swerving into the other lane and then swerving back in front of me to teach me a “lesson,” I suppose, so close I nearly get the front of my car taken off. Maybe it could be called the pickup driver mentality. It’s a mindset that they alone appear to possess.
I recently overheard a conversation between two males about driving on the freeway. They were apparently pickup drivers and were complaining about slower drivers not moving over into the slow lane and out of their way. They referred to the occasional signs about slower traffic keeping right. Those signs are directed toward drivers who choose to drive below the speed limit. They choose to ignore the much more numerous signs stating the speed limit.
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I'd love a pickup.

Very handy.

Assholes behind every type of car.

I did have one incident happen to me on the road guy was in a pickup would you like to hear it?
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Got Fag?
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No, but you got a truck..... don't ya?

lolatu
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I drive a pickup truck and need it to haul hay, feed for the chickens, supplies for the farm. What a biased poll.
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OP is just mad becauase he think he has a small penis.
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I was earlier described as an "anonymous coward." I got an account. You can think whatever you like.

I have often experienced tailgating by larger vehicles, even though I’m driving the speed limit. Sometimes it’s an SUV, but 90% of the time, it’s a pickup. They must think they own more of the road than other drivers. It must be a principle of theirs—“If you’re going slower than I am, you need to move over.” No matter that I'm already going the speed limit. They’re a real traffic hazard on the four-lanes. It’s unreasonable for them to expect other drivers to frequently and constantly change lanes and move over behind the 50 mph people just long enough for them to go by, just because they want to drive over the speed limit. Sometimes I flick my tail lights or turn on my emergency flashers, although that’s usually ignored. I’ll sometimes start slowing down to make it easier for them to pass. That doesn’t always work, either. I once backed somebody down to a dead stop. I couldn’t believe it. The driver actually sat behind me motionless for several minutes, then gunned it and sped by on the shoulder. Usually, though, after maybe half a minute, they decide I’m not going to move, and they go around. They often opt for revenge, however, by swerving into the other lane and then swerving back in front of me to teach me a “lesson,” I suppose, so close I nearly get the front of my car taken off. Maybe it could be called the pickup driver mentality. It’s a mindset that they alone appear to possess.
I recently overheard a conversation between two males about driving on the freeway. They were apparently pickup drivers and were complaining about slower drivers not moving over into the slow lane and out of their way. They referred to the occasional signs about slower traffic keeping right. Those signs are directed toward drivers who choose to drive below the speed limit. They choose to ignore the much more numerous signs stating the speed limit.
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I was earlier described as an "anonymous coward." I got an account. You can think whatever you like.

I have often experienced tailgating by larger vehicles, even though I’m driving the speed limit. Sometimes it’s an SUV, but 90% of the time, it’s a pickup. They must think they own more of the road than other drivers. It must be a principle of theirs—“If you’re going slower than I am, you need to move over.” No matter that I'm already going the speed limit. They’re a real traffic hazard on the four-lanes. It’s unreasonable for them to expect other drivers to frequently and constantly change lanes and move over behind the 50 mph people just long enough for them to go by, just because they want to drive over the speed limit. Sometimes I flick my tail lights or turn on my emergency flashers, although that’s usually ignored. I’ll sometimes start slowing down to make it easier for them to pass. That doesn’t always work, either. I once backed somebody down to a dead stop. I couldn’t believe it. The driver actually sat behind me motionless for several minutes, then gunned it and sped by on the shoulder. Usually, though, after maybe half a minute, they decide I’m not going to move, and they go around. They often opt for revenge, however, by swerving into the other lane and then swerving back in front of me to teach me a “lesson,” I suppose, so close I nearly get the front of my car taken off. Maybe it could be called the pickup driver mentality. It’s a mindset that they alone appear to possess.
I recently overheard a conversation between two males about driving on the freeway. They were apparently pickup drivers and were complaining about slower drivers not moving over into the slow lane and out of their way. They referred to the occasional signs about slower traffic keeping right. Those signs are directed toward drivers who choose to drive below the speed limit. They choose to ignore the much more numerous signs stating the speed limit.
 Quoting: trey.kempf


How about the ones with the "truck balls" hanging off the back.
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I was earlier described as an "anonymous coward." I got an account. You can think whatever you like.

I have often experienced tailgating by larger vehicles, even though I’m driving the speed limit. Sometimes it’s an SUV, but 90% of the time, it’s a pickup. They must think they own more of the road than other drivers. It must be a principle of theirs—“If you’re going slower than I am, you need to move over.” No matter that I'm already going the speed limit. They’re a real traffic hazard on the four-lanes. It’s unreasonable for them to expect other drivers to frequently and constantly change lanes and move over behind the 50 mph people just long enough for them to go by, just because they want to drive over the speed limit. Sometimes I flick my tail lights or turn on my emergency flashers, although that’s usually ignored. I’ll sometimes start slowing down to make it easier for them to pass. That doesn’t always work, either. I once backed somebody down to a dead stop. I couldn’t believe it. The driver actually sat behind me motionless for several minutes, then gunned it and sped by on the shoulder. Usually, though, after maybe half a minute, they decide I’m not going to move, and they go around. They often opt for revenge, however, by swerving into the other lane and then swerving back in front of me to teach me a “lesson,” I suppose, so close I nearly get the front of my car taken off. Maybe it could be called the pickup driver mentality. It’s a mindset that they alone appear to possess.
I recently overheard a conversation between two males about driving on the freeway. They were apparently pickup drivers and were complaining about slower drivers not moving over into the slow lane and out of their way. They referred to the occasional signs about slower traffic keeping right. Those signs are directed toward drivers who choose to drive below the speed limit. They choose to ignore the much more numerous signs stating the speed limit.
 Quoting: trey.kempf


No, the left lane is for passing. I don't drive a pickup, but you certainly don't know how to drive. Doing the stupid shit you're doing is going to get you or someone else hurt. I don't tailgate, and I suffer fools like you on the road daily. I'm not in a big hurry, but I know the rules and etiquette of safe defensive driving. You're a retard, and I hope you get a left lane non passing ticket, moron.
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The diesel pickup trucks that intentionally blow out clouds of black smoke are noxious and obnoxious.
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Let me guess op you drive a Prius
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Top assholes are the prius drivers with the Obama-Biden bumper stickers - These assholes don't ever go faster than 50mph on the highway and usually end up causing some massive accident that slows down everyone's commute.
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This title made me laugh. I'm not sure though. I know it used to be SUV's where I lived.
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people who drive white pickups are the biggest and dumbest assholes on the road..they are idiots
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What I hate is when one of those big @$$ trucks or dark tinted windowed SUVs or minivans park beside you in a parking lot and you can't see how to back out! Meanwhile everybody is racing around the parking lot like it is a Nascar track so you have to edge back slowly and look both ways and behind all at the same time, very nerve wracking! One Christmas eve in a parking lot someone in a gigantic suburban parked right next to me in a row that was clearly marked "compact parking only." I came out of the store and quite literally you could not have even put two fingers between their vehicle and mine they were so close! Thankfully no one was parked on the other side so I had to get in the bucket seat and over the gearshift to get in driving position, not so easy once you get this old and this bottom heavy! LOL
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Pickup truck drivers have the largest percentage of drivers who are assholes. Agree or disagree.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1740082


Its mostly the lifted ones with the big 6" dual pipes sticking up like a semi trucks, and the A holes that have the fake set of balls hangin from the hitch.
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I was earlier described as an "anonymous coward." I got an account. You can think whatever you like.

I have often experienced tailgating by larger vehicles, even though I’m driving the speed limit. Sometimes it’s an SUV, but 90% of the time, it’s a pickup. They must think they own more of the road than other drivers. It must be a principle of theirs—“If you’re going slower than I am, you need to move over.” No matter that I'm already going the speed limit. They’re a real traffic hazard on the four-lanes. It’s unreasonable for them to expect other drivers to frequently and constantly change lanes and move over behind the 50 mph people just long enough for them to go by, just because they want to drive over the speed limit. Sometimes I flick my tail lights or turn on my emergency flashers, although that’s usually ignored. I’ll sometimes start slowing down to make it easier for them to pass. That doesn’t always work, either. I once backed somebody down to a dead stop. I couldn’t believe it. The driver actually sat behind me motionless for several minutes, then gunned it and sped by on the shoulder. Usually, though, after maybe half a minute, they decide I’m not going to move, and they go around. They often opt for revenge, however, by swerving into the other lane and then swerving back in front of me to teach me a “lesson,” I suppose, so close I nearly get the front of my car taken off. Maybe it could be called the pickup driver mentality. It’s a mindset that they alone appear to possess.
I recently overheard a conversation between two males about driving on the freeway. They were apparently pickup drivers and were complaining about slower drivers not moving over into the slow lane and out of their way. They referred to the occasional signs about slower traffic keeping right. Those signs are directed toward drivers who choose to drive below the speed limit. They choose to ignore the much more numerous signs stating the speed limit.
 Quoting: trey.kempf


No, the left lane is for passing. I don't drive a pickup, but you certainly don't know how to drive. Doing the stupid shit you're doing is going to get you or someone else hurt. I don't tailgate, and I suffer fools like you on the road daily. I'm not in a big hurry, but I know the rules and etiquette of safe defensive driving. You're a retard, and I hope you get a left lane non passing ticket, moron.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27650248


I tell ya what you little Ahole, how bout you slow yer ass down. I get in the fast lane just to piss U off :) You do not need what so ever to go more than 5-10 over the limit. You little jerks that wanna go faster than that can eat the back bumper bar of my trailer :) .I am passing ! I am doing no more than 5 over in that fast lane, so go f yerself. rant
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What I hate is when one of those big @$$ trucks or dark tinted windowed SUVs or minivans park beside you in a parking lot and you can't see how to back out! Meanwhile everybody is racing around the parking lot like it is a Nascar track so you have to edge back slowly and look both ways and behind all at the same time, very nerve wracking! One Christmas eve in a parking lot someone in a gigantic suburban parked right next to me in a row that was clearly marked "compact parking only." I came out of the store and quite literally you could not have even put two fingers between their vehicle and mine they were so close! Thankfully no one was parked on the other side so I had to get in the bucket seat and over the gearshift to get in driving position, not so easy once you get this old and this bottom heavy! LOL
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Ya should have slashed the tires :) :evil3:
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people who drive white pickups are the biggest and dumbest assholes on the road..they are idiots
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hahahah
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I proudly drive a Dodge Ram 3500 , burning 100% French fry oil . Just moved to Commiefornia and the left lane hogging Prius / Fiat drivers doing 50 backing up traffic for miles scares the shit out of me .
Had some dumbass lecture me about my trucks carbon footprint and fuel waste from his lil Prius .
Really Einstein ? My truck runs on 0 petroleum and your lil Prius has to be charged by a power plant burning fossil fuel ,not counting the toxic batteries you have to replace regularly .
Stumped lil genius on that one ......
"Accidently " left the light a few gears high and left that clown in a nice cloud of smoke ...... Bond .....James Bond !
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Personalised license plates are a good indicator of a selfish egomaniac ahole in most cases.

The p ups that guys think are corvettes with superloud exhaust and real expensive rims usually qualify.

Honda drivers are the worst. Its a fn familky car not a sportscar.it doesn't sound good either.

Close behind are the goofballs with bikes that sound too loud.how fn loud does it need to be?
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Hey I resemble that remark Lol
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Small penis=big ole truck.
 Quoting: vesper 1763753


Someone's jeeeaaalooousss. Usually the first person to throw that one out there has some insecurities about their own manhood.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1552481


I'm sure to hear him tell it. He has to buckle it in the passengers side in his new Volt.
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Pickup drivers are not even close to the worst...Hummer drivers are absolute morans...

Half of them on welfare too...
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Camry. Corolla. Hybrids. Minivans.

Pick ups aren't even on my radar.
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I disagree.

I don't know of any politician or lawyer that drives a pickup truck.
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Pickup drivers are not even close to the worst...Hummer drivers are absolute morans...

Half of them on welfare too...
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