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Lessons in Time Travel and Age for the Mathematical Comprehenion Challenged GLP Members

 
Enchanted Wanderer
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The Simon Ordo thread is proof that the majority of humans, at least here on glp, are poisoned and have lost their ability to think..

The stupid comments about his age show a complete lack of understanding and intelligence..

Many .. in fact too many GLP posters have posted comments on how he can be born in 1977 and be 49 yrs old.. well lets break it down for you poor poisoned intellectually numb individuals..

Lets assume just for the sake of the lesson that the OP of that thread is in fact a timetraveller known as a Pathfinder.. this is a lesson in time travel and age, not a discussion on the truth of his actual post.

OP is 49 because the time he says he jumped from is 2026..

Op is born in 1977, so in 2026 he would be 49

Jumping from 2026 back to 2011 still makes him 49 years old.

You dont un-age when you jump back no matter what theory of time travel you follow..

Come on seriously, with all the movies about time travelers in this day and age you would think that this is not a hard concept to follow..

I suggest a renewal of your education and a change in diet to try to free your brains from the cloud that is suppressing your intelligence.

And for gods sake stop drinking the flurodiated water, its killing your pituitary gland.

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love it,, i told my wife a bunch of math majors ruined that guys story..
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I know, right?

Like he's fooling anyone.

Pffft...

But seriously I am from the future.
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fucking crackhead
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You were one of the ones who didnt get it were'nt you!!!

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as Ron White once said, "But let me tell you something, folks: You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever."
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as Ron White once said, "But let me tell you something, folks: You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever."
 Quoting: WISC


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I lol'ed at all the failures posting their confusion.
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fucking crackhead
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 257017


You were one of the ones who didnt get it were'nt you!!!

1rof1
 Quoting: Enchanted Wanderer


I don't think anyone who posted above you got it... holy crap... I'm speechless...
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as Ron White once said, "But let me tell you something, folks: You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever."
 Quoting: WISC


clappa
 Quoting: Enchanted Wanderer


thanks.. Karma for you!
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What 49 & born in "1977"?
 Quoting: BROOM


1962 not 1977 = 49
 Quoting: SiFu Serpentined


And we have another one!! The fail on time travel 101 in GLP is astronomical

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Is the karma system the reason that the quality of GLP has gone down? Because I believe that it has, and this is clear evidence.

I've been around here for a couple years, and I have never seen such a sequence of obnoxiously stupid comments. People so proud that they found a math error.

Their math is at third grade level, but their reading comprehension is slightly behind that.
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What 49 & born in "1977"?
 Quoting: BROOM


1962 not 1977 = 49
 Quoting: SiFu Serpentined


And we have another one!! The fail on time travel 101 in GLP is astronomical

lmmfao
 Quoting: Enchanted Wanderer


I couldnt read the thread anymore because the amount of idiocy was beyond anything I could have ever imagined.
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Its mathematical comprehension.. not just reading, not just math.. its a combination..

In order to understand the logistics of time travel and aging 101 you need to have mathematical comprehension.. you need to be able to comprehend the mathematical complexities of age and dimensional jumping

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In other words... you need to be able to THINK!!!

Sadly a component lacking of late on GLP.. what happened to all the smart people that used to post here??
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What 49 & born in "1977"?
 Quoting: BROOM


1962 not 1977 = 49
 Quoting: SiFu Serpentined


And we have another one!! The fail on time travel 101 in GLP is astronomical

lmmfao
 Quoting: Enchanted Wanderer


I couldnt read the thread anymore because the amount of idiocy was beyond anything I could have ever imagined.
 Quoting: WISC


Yeah, it never used to be like that. Random, crazy, drugged-out, all of those things but never boneheadedly dull and stupid like this.

But I am still reading the thread, because OP is really cool! Come to think of it, using the new "next post by this user" feature, one could read ONLY OP's post, missing some good comments (like mine of course) but also all obnoxious "gotcha, see what a proud idiot i am" posts.
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I'm sure glad OP explained that to us.
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In other words... you need to be able to THINK!!!

Sadly a component lacking of late on GLP.. what happened to all the smart people that used to post here??
 Quoting: Enchanted Wanderer


I think they were purged. And then discouraged from returning by the karma system.

As it happens, my favorite registered members have negative karma. My tastes are in the distinct minority among current registered GLP users. I am in the outcast in-group :)
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It is being over run by addicts... they're the last of the trolls in my opinion. Drugs shrink one's comprehension and decrease or eliminate the ability to think in more than one dimension. Don't need flouride when they take them by choice...
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I stopped reading after 1 page when I saw the GLP geniuses saw 2011 - 49 didnt equal 1977. I tried the karma system, got trolled by some ultra-anal person who obviously hates their lives and themselves so they need to lash out at others. Will not log in again. I also see people like Brief with a full green bar when he is nothing but a hate spewing meme machine. I have realized this isn't my kind of site and will sift through for what I am looking for. Theres lots of good folks here I will just approach it with different expectations. Nothing is wrong with the site, I am just surprised by the people that are attracted to it.


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In other words... you need to be able to THINK!!!

Sadly a component lacking of late on GLP.. what happened to all the smart people that used to post here??
 Quoting: Enchanted Wanderer


I miss the good ole days
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In other words... you need to be able to THINK!!!

Sadly a component lacking of late on GLP.. what happened to all the smart people that used to post here??
 Quoting: Enchanted Wanderer


I know right?

Because being a time traveler, I would totally come to GLP to post to stupid people.

Wait ow, there is a flaw there.
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stupidity is contagious tonight...

Thread: when did einstein actually say nothing could move faster than light?

just read some of that...

I dont think anyone actually studies anything in school any longer.
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I like how OP references "movies" as his supporting evidence. Bravo

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I like how OP references "movies" as his supporting evidence. Bravo

clappa
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Im a she.. and it was to suggest that even if they didnt finish highschool, their basement dwelling movie time should of at least educated them in the basics of time travel given that there is an extensive amount of readily available material out there.

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What 49 & born in "1977"?
 Quoting: BROOM


1962 not 1977 = 49
 Quoting: SiFu Serpentined


And we have another one!! The fail on time travel 101 in GLP is astronomical

lmmfao
 Quoting: Enchanted Wanderer


I couldnt read the thread anymore because the amount of idiocy was beyond anything I could have ever imagined.
 Quoting: WISC


This.
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In other words... you need to be able to THINK!!!

Sadly a component lacking of late on GLP.. what happened to all the smart people that used to post here??
 Quoting: Enchanted Wanderer


I know right?

Because being a time traveler, I would totally come to GLP to post to stupid people.

Wait ow, there is a flaw there.
 Quoting: antikythera


This thread is not about whether the "Simon Ordo" is a real person or their story is true or not. The thread is about the idiocy of (wayyyyyy too many) people scoffing at the "Simon Ordo" math.





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