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What Masonic sign or phrase should I use in court?

 
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What Masonic sign or phrase should I use in court?
Court in a couple weeks...How can I convince the judge that I am a fellow traveler?

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09/24/2011 01:21 PM
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Re: What Masonic sign or phrase should I use in court?
raise both your arms up, search for the masons sign of distress
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09/24/2011 01:23 PM
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flip him off, op. duh!

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09/24/2011 01:23 PM
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Re: What Masonic sign or phrase should I use in court?
raise your middle finger at the judge, its the masonic gang sign
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Re: What Masonic sign or phrase should I use in court?
raise both your arms up, search for the masons sign of distress
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And, make sure to wear black and no tie.
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09/24/2011 01:25 PM
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Re: What Masonic sign or phrase should I use in court?
Get a sharpie and write a "G" on one eyelid and a"compass and square" on the other> then blink alot for the subliminal effect
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Re: What Masonic sign or phrase should I use in court?
raise your middle finger at the judge, its the masonic gang sign
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 570175


Yeah, it means "WE ARE ONE"
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Re: What Masonic sign or phrase should I use in court?
Court in a couple weeks...How can I convince the judge that I am a fellow traveler?

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 708529


THIS

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Re: What Masonic sign or phrase should I use in court?
actually come to think of it, better to bend over, present your asshole and ask to be fucked, thats the masonic way
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Re: What Masonic sign or phrase should I use in court?
Court in a couple weeks...How can I convince the judge that I am a fellow traveler?

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 708529


Dust your head off. With your finger tips only... One hand only. Your right hand only...
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There is the "Hidden Hand" you place your right hand under your lapel or jacket...Napoleon style.

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Tattoo 33 on your forehead
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Re: What Masonic sign or phrase should I use in court?
So far the serious responses seem to be to raise both my arms in "distress", wear all black and "dust off" my head with my right hand. Can anyone corroborate these signs? Any other advice? Thanks for your replies.
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Re: What Masonic sign or phrase should I use in court?
I still think 'the eye of horus' aka the stinky sphincter is the way to go. Moon the judge!

The 'gallery' will be shocked, but the judge will be impressed and may even greet you backstage with the phalic boaz and jachin
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perform a lady gaga dancing routine
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" Who will save the widows son ?"
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Court in a couple weeks...How can I convince the judge that I am a fellow traveler?

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 708529


You don't have much time to study and you CAN NOT make a single mistake :

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Re: What Masonic sign or phrase should I use in court?
So far the serious responses seem to be to raise both my arms in "distress", wear all black and "dust off" my head with my right hand. Can anyone corroborate these signs? Any other advice? Thanks for your replies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 708529


When I was young, and got in trouble, I went before a judge with my Dad. They were both bald, and my Dad did this sign, at the time I had no idea. But he said "we have something in common" and I got off with nothing. But Dad also said I was wanting to go into the Army, which I did do, but I didn't WANT to...
I love physics. It bonds us eternally, it's what makes our computers work, it's what's in my morning cup of coffee, it's the thing that keeps the universe from vanishing due to lack of belief...
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Re: What Masonic sign or phrase should I use in court?
It can get complicated.

Giving Masonic sign of distress in court lands man in hot water

A Flint, Michigan man is in hot water with the local judge, who himself is in hot water.

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Do not attempt any masonıc sıgn ın court ıf the judge ıs a true mason he wıll double your sentence at any sıgn of ıt.
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Do not attempt any masonıc sıgn ın court ıf the judge ıs a true mason he wıll double your sentence at any sıgn of ıt.
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09/24/2011 06:17 PM
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Re: What Masonic sign or phrase should I use in court?
Shout this deeply esoteric incantation at the judge:

Fall Cue, You Fall King Wee Todd

That should do the trick
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Re: What Masonic sign or phrase should I use in court?
While standing, place your left foot at a 45 degree angle from your right foot. While doing this make triangle with your hands over your navel.

You might also try patting your head with your right hand while rubbing your stomach with your left. While doing this,stick your tongue out rolled.

I suggest you watch The Man Who Would Be King.
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Re: What Masonic sign or phrase should I use in court?
raise your middle finger at the judge, its the masonic gang sign
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 570175


Yeah, it means "WE ARE ONE"
 Quoting: poi098


laugh
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Re: What Masonic sign or phrase should I use in court?
Wear your Masonic ring and use that hand to rub your nose (twice) at a 33 degree angle.

Just like in National Treasure 2
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Re: What Masonic sign or phrase should I use in court?
Ask the judge about Tubal Cain.
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Grab your balls in one hand, headbang in the other and TESTIFY!!

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Re: What Masonic sign or phrase should I use in court?
" Who will save the widows son ?"
 Quoting: ASLEEPNOMORE 1532926


More technically,

"O Lord, my God, is there no help for the widow's son?"
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Re: What Masonic sign or phrase should I use in court?
Shout this deeply esoteric incantation at the judge:

Fall Cue, You Fall King Wee Todd

That should do the trick
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1522073


LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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