Was Jesus Christ a Super Dude From Outer Space?

Its acceptable if its only a young boy ape

Yes, Jesus was a super dude. He has 1/2 of His Father´s DNA...

And He will be a super Dude from outter space when He comes back to straighten this world out.

No, he was from INNER space...

Do you think that Jesus liked palestinian ice cream?

He was the end result on the path, if you choose correctly.

He helped Bill Gates.

He was bourn from Woman, so He was from here when he was here.

Now he is back where he was known as another name, and has great renown.

Late at night when I am beset by Satan and her tempatations I kneel down on my hardwood(wink) floors and beseech our Savior to grant me the power of his blood of redemption that He shed at calvary so that the year´s venusian pineapple crop will be bountiful.

Yes he is ..

Mr. Mxyzptlk got him with the Kryptonite Cross I heard...

Well, I´ll bet all the tech from the last 160 years or so is from Lucifer. PETA is a gov. org., so no, he´ll not be joining that. Blasphemous, this entire thread is.

But yes, he IS a dude from outer space, since the resurection.

Blasphemous was one word I always longed for Sylvester the Cat to say...

Supergrass says that "Jesus came from outerspace" so it must be true.

yep and he came to ´SAVE´- HIS people!!!!!!
his people!!!!!! HIS PEOPLE!!!!SAVE HIS PEOPLE!!!!!do you get it? if not then youre not his people -its that easy

the craziest of all second comings?

getting on the knees is good
if you do it in the closet and don´t talk about it in public
or so I have heard
that washing in the blood
nevermind that
PUHLEEZE

So you think Jesus ever asked one of his disciples to "pull his finger" and released some divine flatulence that smelled like banana ice cream?