What to do with the body of a dead cat? | |
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CaptainSlappy User ID: 1761395 United States 09/27/2011 02:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Take pictures of it. (1) Load it into a catapult...shoot it into the air, and video it. Then come on here, and claim it is a UFO from Planetoid X-Nibblesroo shooting magically unverified "chemtrails" from it's tail as it passed by, and that the "Awakening has BEGUN!". If you want, photoshop it a little. (2) Leave Kitty outside for a few weeks, and claim that Aliens who are actually Reptilliods with blinky eyes captured and abducted her with CIA MK-ULTRA Manchurian Vodka Shots and large amounts of "Jerry Springer" played over the HAARP Antennas triggered her "programming", and she tried to assassinate you. Take many photos. (3) Throw kitty in a half-dug hole, and claim "El Chupacabra" attacked your cat, and you chased it off. Or conversely, claim the dead cat IS the "Chupacabra", which you battled to near-death while Mothman magically appeared and a bridge somewhere at sometime fell down. Oh, and he has red glowing eyes, so you can't claim the cat is Mothman, sorry. (4) Take your dingy or rowboat out to sea, throw her overboard, and claim she is Osama Bin Laden. After all...who would argue? (5) Print off a birth certificate from photoshop, and claim she is the President. Send in hair for DNA testing. (6) The worst pussy is dead pussy. Just ask Lesbians, they really get irate at a cat dying. (7) Claim she is yet another of the many unverified "Fukushima Victims"...then go on to power and fame by selling "fixes" for unverified radiation. (8) Any of the above will work, because people here will believe in any damned thing. Project Broccoli- It's a cat, man. Just a cat. Shave your eyebrows if you want. Hell, shave the cat. |
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Dr. House User ID: 1527778 United States 09/27/2011 02:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is illegal to bury a dead body (cat or dog) even on your own property in most places. Its a relatively new law to start popping up, so you might want to ask around about that legality in your area. We have taken animals to the vets who, for a small fee, cremated our pets. We have urns and boxes from cats and dogs. I have later 'amended the soil' around the spruce trees with the ashes of our pets, but kept the boxes and urns and mementos. Sinkhole list: Thread: Sinkholes Updated 28 Dec 2010 find a sinkhole, add it to this thread, please. "Whoever hates his brother is a murderer, and you know that no murderer has eternal life abiding in him." (1 John 3:15, NKJV). |
Factual Error User ID: 1533541 United States 09/27/2011 02:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You will need to skin and gut the cat first. 2 (10.75 ounce) cans condensed cream of mushroom soup 1 (1 ounce) package dry onion soup mix 1 1/4 cups water 5 1/2 pounds cat 1. In a slow cooker, mix cream of mushroom soup, dry onion soup mix and water. Place cat in slow cooker and coat with soup mixture. 2. Cook on High setting for 3 to 4 hours, or on Low setting for 8 to 9 hours. 3. Serve and enjoy Not intended to be a factual statement. |
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TOWER44 User ID: 1165953 United States 09/27/2011 03:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is illegal to bury a dead body (cat or dog) even on your own property in most places. Quoting: Dr. House Its a relatively new law to start popping up, so you might want to ask around about that legality in your area. We have taken animals to the vets who, for a small fee, cremated our pets. We have urns and boxes from cats and dogs. I have later 'amended the soil' around the spruce trees with the ashes of our pets, but kept the boxes and urns and mementos. My 2 cats died almost exactly a year apart recently. Both were 15 yrs old when they passed. I had them cremated also, but it was hardly a small fee. The cremation for a 6-10lb animal is $95 then you have to buy the urn which can be $50 +. I dont have a yard to have buried them in and around here the vets dont do cremations, they go to the landfills. They have a place called a Petuary where they do cremations. So it was well worth the money to me. ummm.. Hello.. Goodbye.. Tell your friends ! |
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NORMAL GUY User ID: 1295879 Spain 09/27/2011 05:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Freeze it! Then if we have any doom you have some fresh meat when it thaws! What you think I have 2 dogs for, one being over 60 kilos..... The most perfect place to be is... With your own thought,s on a silent mountain with the sun on your back, a breeze on your face and peace in your soul...... |
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NORMAL GUY User ID: 1293441 Spain 09/29/2011 01:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Freeze it! Then if we have any doom you have some fresh meat when it thaws! What you think I have 2 dogs for, one being over 60 kilos..... Quoting: NORMAL GUY To who ever gave me negative karma for this...IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE! Lighten up you crazy mother!!!!! The most perfect place to be is... With your own thought,s on a silent mountain with the sun on your back, a breeze on your face and peace in your soul...... |