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Rollin in the deep

 
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This thread is VERY interesting, you seem to know a fair bit.
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I have no idea why Brad was on Ellen last week talking about hotel rooms, I don't watch TV.


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Well you know, if it weren't the case, you just know this is how she would be looking...


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Because that is the look I like.

But then she is not out to impress me, because as soon as she does, yes you guessed it, she impresses all the other guys as well, and then she has to beat off a thousand guys with a stick everywhere she goes.

I am not worried and I will tell you why. I was her first, and ask any girl if they ever get over their first. Not if it was good.



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You want to know how I know? I told you this was all secret right?
Here let me get that for you...
popcorn

Besides the fact that I have known them for over 10 years.

This was quite telling. Sept 3rd


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bussssted. In response to a signal form a party who shall remain nameless.

Don't expect to hear about THAT on Ellen.


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No, I am sure no one suspects a thing. No one would believe it anyway.

Besides its not as it appears.

It's fun though. Yes I am quite satisfied with myself. It took years to accomplish. I couldn't be happier.

I have been preoccupied otherwise I would have called you last week. They changed my work schedule. But thats ok, we will find the time.



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At Madeos, what are you mad about?

I have been preoccupied with an economic crisis.

Is it? The best excuse you ever heard? I thought it was pretty good too.

I will see you on the weekend.

Yes I see what you mean. Well, I will see you sooner, if I don't see you later, how is that?

Like tonight for instance. It can't be late though because I have to work tonight.

(Thats what she looks like when I haven't called her in over a week and this is what she looks like usually...)


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Hi Rosie, I guess if you are wearing the same fake fur vest how can I say no? You realize of course that now they are going to be sold out at Target if that is where you get them.
(I probably shouldn't say that because it is probably a $15,000 item sold at Chanel or something lol or Victoria Secret where she works as a supermodel)

I would ask you a bunch of stuff about whether you and your boyfriend got settled in yet and all of that but I don't think I will. (Jason Statham Have you seen him? He looks like this...

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Anyway sure I will pick you up when I pick up Ale.


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for some funny thought i was thinking of the queen of England
sitting there singing this song lol moshpit
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for some funny thought i was thinking of the queen of England
sitting there singing this song lol moshpit
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lol
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No, I am sure no one suspects a thing. No one would believe it anyway.
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Any truth to the rumours that Jennifer Aniston is a lesbian? (Or is that what you're getting at?)
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Wow, the GLP crowd never ceases to amaze. Just when you think you've seen it all. Imagination is king.
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Wow, the GLP crowd never ceases to amaze. Just when you think you've seen it all. Imagination is king.
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damned
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Getting swarmed are you?

I bet Leo is having second thoughts now seeing you look that hot Bar.

Call me we'll do lunnnnnncH!

I know a good place in Paris where we can get some burrrrrrrwbwbwbwrrrgers.


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"Any truth to the rumours that Jennifer Aniston is a lesbian? (Or is that what you're getting at?)"

Because she has been dressing a little dykish the last couple weeks you mean? I mean everything but the keys on a chain on her belt?

No she is bisexual. She is trying to find a way to tell someone she is hot for, that her boy fred, is not really a deterrent towards a secret encounter, should the opportunity arise.

Hows that? Discreet enough?

Hence why people covered his motorcycle in bologna to say, oh sure you two are doing it. You have to understand Hollyweird culture to understand this fully.

How do I explain this. In certain circles, it is public knowledge, but at the same time kept secret.

You see people speak in public and in interviews and they say one thing, but Hollywood actually runs on a back channel, that most people can understand through sign language and the use of props. Hand signals etc a whole relationship based sign language, and the use of props to inform people who understand Hollywood culture what is going on, in the same way, the printed word, tells the general public there is nothing going on. For public consumption printed word, and for private consumption sign language and visual clues.

And that includes talk shows, which are geared to handle both channels simultaneously. It might seem like wow that would take some talent, but they are practiced and talented.

So while they are talking about their current project, they are gossiping using hand signals and body language and prompting by the show hosts.

If the host comes out and asks them a personal question, they will not answer it. But if the show host signs them, and asks them a personal question, they will sign back and answer it.

As an example since we are talking about Jen, she might go on Ellen and Ellen might ask personal questions and get them answered. Because she is Ellen. But the tonight Show or Letterman, they would have to use sign language. Different demographic.

But she went to London for a promotion of her latest film and was interviewed by a talk show host, and it was hilarious! Not for Jen though, she was shocked.

I mean in America everyone is so discreet and polite using sign language and like we are all family, its not like the show Hard Ball, if you have ever seen that political news show.

However, she got interviewed in London, by a talk show for celebrities and it was like Celebrity Hard ball.

So it was quite funny.

And how we get to see all these things, is people take caps of these shows. They record the shows, then capture the signing. So since we don't watch much TV, people just capture the signing, which is the information that people are interested in anyway, not the promotional stuff about the project. Those who are part of the Hollywood or entertainment social circles.

Its the gossip they are interested in not work related promotional stuff.

Now as a test to see if you are an insider, I will hunt down that show's caps and put them in this post for you to see, hard hitting celebrity Hard Ball.

Actually it has been purged out of the database, it was such a hard hitting interview, that the caps were purged, and damage control went into effect.

Thats the thing with Hollywood, if you are not current, you are not in the loop. Alllll the really juicy gossip and really interesting stuff, gets removed from the net in no time by damage control teams.

Something like a talk show host asking Jen if she would go down on Angelina by tossing her a pot pie, as a prop and asking her with sign language, yeah, thats hard hitting.

It was quite funny.

Its all in good fun.

I found it. But it is in an unusual format. Instead of having all the caps on one image, they have 30 different full size captured images.

And I can't post the link to the forum, and I can't post 30 images, so I will give you 3 images.

The pie

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the point

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and her reply...

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What she said was she would receive but not give.

So I called Angelina and said give her two weeks to think about it, she'll do anything you want. lol

And actually it only took one day, on her way through Heathrow, she signed again and said ok, I'll do it dammit.

And so now you see having thought more about it, and Angelina signing back saying ok, that is where we are, but keep in mind people say they will do things, that they are really too chicken to actually do for real.

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Don't ask about this one. It would take volumes to explain.


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Certainly interesting, and the Jennifer stuff (and by extension other celebs) makes a lot of sense.

Of course there have been a few rumours elsewhere about her and Courtney during their time on Friends.

As for Britney, she seems almost "damaged" sometimes (there were rumours that she was raped just prior to her "meltdown" which would explain it I think).

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"Jen and Courtney." You mean like just that one time at band camp? That wouldn't surprise me.

"Britney"

Well the pressures of fame and fortune I think got to her but now that she has a decent boyfriend everything is fine.

Remember she was married to Kevin Federline and had kids and all of that maybe that had something to do with it.

(I said I wasn't going to tell you lol No she didn't get raped)

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So Shakira played at Rock in Rio today...

Here is her orgasm face...

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She doesn't like to do candids because if she does, then every interview magazine in the world wants to know what is going on in her life.



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Here is a much happier much prettier Alessandra today...


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Hi ~baby...



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You know who else was at that function where Alessandra was today? Stacy Keibler. You know from wrestling? She is one of the big blond girls who fake fight or something in between matches. And now, she is dating, George Clooney.


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Hi Stacy.


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Whats goin on Cheryl?


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You look like you could use a little love and affection baby.

I was going to call you yesterday but the candids that I got were not very informative. You were with some guy and I didn't know who he was.

I'll stop by and cheer you up later.

Here is a song Cheryl wrote for me...


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You know who else was at that function where Alessandra was today? Stacy Keibler. You know from wrestling? She is one of the big blond girls who fake fight or something in between matches. And now, she is dating, George Clooney.
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I always preferred Lita when I was a wrestling fan lol

She's one that volumes could probably be written about too, since the stuff that's public is bad enough lol.

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Do you want to hear about mine and Cheryl's drama? I have known her for a long time so we have a lot of drama and I am not sure I want to tell you all of it, but I will tell you some of it.

I knew her before she got married and despite my pleas, she went ahead and married a footballer. But we still hung out and then he started cheating on her and got caught so finally they divorced in a messy British tabloid extravaganza.

Golden Couple On the Rocks! and all that stuff.

So anyway I asked her to move to the coast, and she came for a visit a couple times, and was planning on maybe moving here,
but she kept getting bothered by people who were interfering in our love. Like Derek Hough. (she was his partner on dancing with the stars) because everyone figured she needed to have a for show boyfred if she came here.

So that turned into a big fiasco, and so then she went back to Britain and so then I asked her again to move to the coast and so Simon, wanted to do a US X-factor and so he asked Cheryl if she wanted to be on it and then asked me what I thought and I said sure, but you really have to stop trying to get Derek Hough to go out with her.

But they wouldn't.

So then I refused to go out with her because of Derek, so she was moody and moping around and so she got replaced on, X-factor, by Nicole Sherzinger (there's a tough name to spell)

And then I finally gave up, and traded Derek, Cheryl for his sister! And started dating her... Julianne.
Here is Julianne from last week...

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And here by putting her hand in the purse like that she is saying don't say anything about our relationship.
I wouldn't dream of it my dear.

So now Derek and I are good friends, he has stopped going out with Cheryl, and everything is fine now.

Except now Cheryl is in New York, and so maybe she is going to try New York instead of LA and things will work out better.

Here are a couple nice pics of Cheryl when she is happy and we are not fighting...


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and
when she got her wax figure earlier this year at Madame Tussauds ...

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I could live with that Cheryl. Its just that Derek looks too much like me and is too much like me and no one wants to feel like they are being replaced. Thats not exactly fighting for our love. _I fought tooth and nail though. Sort of.

Thats right. Its not over till its over.


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Are those paparazzi bothering you?

Looks like you have everything you need for a fun filled weekend Sophie.

Would you like me to tell everyone about our drama? You wouldn't???

I will just tell them a little bit then.
So me and Sophie dated a few times and then she got engaged to Bejii Maddedn of the Madden twins, his brother married Nicole Richie. (Famous singer's daughter)

So it all started years ago because me and Hilary Duff are very close friends. (She recently married a hockey player and is now pregnant.) And she was going out with one of the Madden brothers and so that is how I know them.
So anyway when I found out that Sophie was dating Benjii I couldn't believe it. And then they got engaged, and that made it even worse. SO I schemed and plotted and kept taking Sophie out and finally managed to break them up. (Aren't I terrible?)

And ever since then, we still occasionally go out. Whenever we can. Which is not very often, but enough to stay in touch.
And she recently got engaged to a French gazillionaire but that didn't work out. So we have been you know, hanging out a bit again.


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And well, Hilary shouldn't have gotten married but I guess I am just a selfish person, but you know when you get married, you can't expect your boy friend to want to hang out with you every other day like he used to.
And so for the last month or so I have been avoiding Hilary and even missed her birthday a couple days ago which is really a taboo thing in our little group of friends.

But Hey! When you get married, and you are having a baby, thats supposed to be an intimate relationship bonding event between two people and so you made your bed and you have to lay in it now. And this far she hasn't complained about it.

After she has her baby and gets back in shape we will hang out together again.

Want to see her? She is not the largest pregnant woman you ever saw, Doutzen another girl friend of mine who works for Victoria Secret she was the largest by far, giant pilsbury dough girl that ate the Netherlands large, but Hilary is the second largest pregnant woman you ever saw in your life.

And you know she is paranoid about her weight all the time too.

So maybe I shouldn't show you that instead I will show you the picture of how she looked before and that got her pregnant.


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You totally have Selena stuck in your brain don't you?

Did you see her day before yesterday? She was strapped in like a Chinese Emperor's daughter. Because well because I was complaining about that groping she took at the beach, and so she is saying oh, you think I am being a loose woman well how about this then?
(She has a wonderful set of boobies and doesn't mind showing them and I am always commenting on how wonderful they are. Want to see? I know you do, but it will have to be within the brackets here or Victoria will see me showing them to you.

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Anyway like I was saying. So what I told Selena was it was not the groping that bothered me, if Justin had groped anyone else I would not have cared less.

Soooo what you are saying is how come I never say anything nice about your boobies? I never shut up about them. Seriously. Look up perky in the dictionary. They are right here under perky. And you know how other girls hate on girls who have perky boobies, so thats why I try not to talk about them in public.

So this is nice...

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This is the diplomatic switching sides of the bed I was referring to. You know I didn't go out tonight and I waited all day for this. And now I find out you sent them last night.

Well Selena said you were getting all the attention.
And so thats why I said well I will try to work out a diplomatic solution.

Here is Nicole Richie's dad singing a nice song for you. I love you baby.



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Some more interesting info, thanks.
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While I'm here I might as well ask these things:

Daniel Radcliffe - Is he gay? or maybe bi?

Alyson Hannigan - Does she really like MFF 3somes? (I can't
remember where I read that, but it's an amusing rumour lol)

Did Geri Halliwell really leave the Spice Girls because she'd been in a relationship with Mel B and then they split up?
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Daniel Radcliffe, I doubt he is gay.

I think he is just a nerd. He had one of those bad puberty things you know where some of your face turns into Frankenstein, and some of it doesn't as you morf into a grown up from a cute little kid.


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Alyson Hannigan well almost all girls are bisexual given the right circumstances. But you know they usually don't admit it publicly because right away the tabloids would use you as fodder.


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And as far as Geri Halliwell goes, she has trouble keeping a man, and I don't know why that is but maybe she looks weird first thing in the morning before she puts on her makeup or something.
But she did have a going concern solo career there for a while and that might have had something to do with it.

Mel B. was going out with another girl, and a picture of them canoodling in a park surfaced. But now she has a husband.


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Thanks for those answers.

I'm now trying to think of more questions lol.





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