Rollin in the deep

Taylor is a big fan of Nicki Minaj.

Want to hear a story about Nicki Minaj? So ok, one time Nicki and Rihanna were on a TV special together, not sure which awards it was because they have awards every week now, but they did a song together and then they turned on stage to go up the steps they have there and Nicki was going up first and Rihanna grabbed her ass for the cameras.

So then this started a whole big thing whenever Nicki did an interview she would say, that was the best groping she ever had, and would hint about stuff you know, flirting back and forth, and so then a while ago, I was talking about Nicki, and I called her Nicki (Boobies) Minaj, because she has an incredible set.

And so she saw that and that day, she was on The Morning Show I think it was the morning show, or the Today show, one of those shows, with a loose top doing her new song, and popped her gorgeous boob right out of her top in front of 20 million morning viewers and pretended it was a wardrobe malfunction.

The people at the network, went ahead an aired it, on the coast, and I got the snapshots sent to me right away, and then the network censored it for the rest of the country and made an apology.

But what a great set of boobies. And you know the pictures are out there if you do a search, Nicki Minaj wardrobe malfunction.

I suspect she probably has a song out there directed at me and Rihanna, but I am sure. I just haven't listened to a lot of her stuff other than Super Bass.

Instead I am going to just play a song by Jay Z and Alicia Keys which I really like.

Now people say I lie a lot, but thats just not true, its just that oH, hold on a second, OMG the baby turtles are escaping from their cages again. One is heading under the couch! I will have to call you back. In the mean time, here you can listen to this song Beyonce and Shakira did about me...

So Beyonce married Jay Z and now she's preggers, they had been going out for years, and Shakira broke up with her boy fred, the son of the former el presidente of Argentina, she is from Columbia, where she has a big ranch, and still sometimes, when she wants to say hi, you will see some candids hit the net from a remote hilltop in Columbia, and off in the distance will be Shakira waving alongside some guy usually still her boy fred who she still hangs around with Antonio de la Rúa, her agent of 11 years, even though she has a new boyfriend, she met while on tour last time.

She did a song for me last year which sparked this breakup of her and Antonio, and she released it first in Canada for me, but the PTB put her in another video with tennis staw Rafael Nadal, so that no one would suspect she was flirting with me, they could say she was flirting with Rafael. (Even though he has a long time girlfriend who no doubt was not overly impressed by that.)

So anyway, its a great song, and a great video, so, here it is...She is one hot lady. And you know she is 34 going on 19 in this video.

I win.

So do want to hear the song by Selena that she wrote for me keeping in mind, that Taylor is her best friend and I have known Taylor since her debut album and even before that, and Selena knows about Taylor's secret to success.

So this was the song that sparked the show down at the Style Awards between her and Victoria, when she was explaining to her about the song, and why they both had similar dresses on.

(Aren't I lucky I wasn't there?)

So then, Selena started going out the Bieb, right after that, they were already good friends, but she needed better cover so she just went right over to where he was filming this show and went right into his trailer, and the cameras were flashing like crazy as they were peeking inside to see them hugging.

And THEN, because Victoria has a hit TV show Victorius, they though SHE needed some cover, and so then they provided a boyfriend for HER and did a TV special about it because Victoria had done this song about how because of what happened with Selena, I was going to regret it and be begging on my knees. And her boy fred up till then was a co star Avan Jogia and he was always all over her even though they are just friends, and I protested about them being too cosy, (a good offense is the best defense) and so then he showed up at Miley's b'day party and made a big show of being all over HER for the cameras so people would not think he was Victoria's boyfriend. (I told you it was a big conspiratorial scandal)

So then, me and Victoria were fighting because of her new boy fred, Mr. Dashing Daring movie actor which I could in no way compete with, he looks like a male supernmodel, but then luck was on my side and he got a DUI. Oh noes!

And so then that BF issue supplied by the network sort of died down a bit as you would imagine. At least until the next time we were fighting and I she was in Florida in her bikini and because she was in her bikini they had to have a guy with her and they picked him again. So then we started fighting again, and so then Avon Jogia came back as her so called boy fred.

Anyway to make a long story short, so, there is much more to this story I assure you, when me and Selena then started fighting because the Bieb groped her in the shallow water, and the cameras caught it, after her telling me, he was just there to provide some cover for her because this song was so out there and all of that. And so then she was touring and not eating and ended up having to go to the hospital for a migraine and we decided it wasn't worth getting a migraine and decided no matter what, we weren't going to fight any more about anything.

So now the Bieb often mopes around, when its my turn to hang around with Selena, instead of him. So if you see him out there moping around you will know why.

Here's the song.

And you know before I heard her sing, I didn't think she could sing. I figured it was just because she was gorgeous and was doing it you know because she has a TV show Wizards of Waverly place and everyone wants to be a rock star.

Well surprise surprise the girl can sing.

So then here is the other half of the drama...

This is the TV itized version of Victoria's hit song, which ended up in the top tne in Itunes, and her cover boyfriend there who the networks provided for her.

So now Victoria is a model, and has a hit TV show, and is a rock star, and works for the UN. Which is primarily how it was that her and I started hanging out.

Here is Victoria from yesterday.


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I have no idea what she is up to today.

I know this is supposed to mean something, but lord knows what that might be...


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Here is Selena from a couple days ago. (This I know what that means)


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So I think I finally feel brave enough to listen to Avril's new song where I made her cry in the bathtub.

Lets listen to it together shall we?

You may or may not know that Avril has a boyfriend, named Brody Jenner, who is a Kardashian, and who is sort of her burly handler.

AND Avril did some bikini candids for me this summer when she was a on a yacht and won the most amazing ass of the year award.
And you can search those out for yourself if you want.

Oh well, here goes, Wish You Were Here by Avril.



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I like a lot of these songs. You lead a very exciting life. How do you keep up with it all & still post all these stories too? Amazing...

This song by Selena Gomez is nice too.

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"How do you keep up with it all"

This is the condensed version. This happened over the period of a few years.

We keep in touch through the net.

Intermission....

Here is a song I like that has nothing to do with anyone I know but I like it. It is a catchy tune.

"And what, pray tell, is your proposal to save America?"

To have the Fed create electronic funds, through quantitative easing, which does not affect the currency because it is not paper, contrary to what Rick Perry thinks he knows, and to use electronic funds, to pay for prepaid credit cards, that will be distributed to essential service employees to pay their wages.

So then this deal is right through all IMF countries, so no one can cry foul, they can all do it, and the amount is 1 tenth of GDP. And the amount each is paid yearly is the average annual income for each country.

Which then covers the wages of 1 tenth the population.

Which frees up tax revenue to be put towards the debt.

And as you can see if you glanced at Victoria's twitter pics today, that is what we have been working on.


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But of course if you were to ask her, she would be forced to deny any knowledge of it because it is top sneakret.

Enough! Now with the dancing!




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If you want to know the truth, what Perry was on about today was that yesterday I said use the money to create 10 million new jobs when previously I had said, use the money to pay existing wages.

30 million people, is 1 tenth the pop roughly speaking, that is how many people you can pay with 1 tenth GDP if you are paying them the average annual income.

So then yesterday I said you have 20 million government employees why not pay half of those wages, 10 million, pay 10 million in the private sector, and then create 10 million new jobs.

Because unlike Perry I am concerned about the 14 million unemployed.

But since I wasn't absolutely sure that you should use that money to create 10 million new jobs because you might create 10 million new pork barrel jobs, you know pay people to stand around and eat pork out of a barrel and call that working for a living. Your friends and associates get those cushy jobs, so then because I was not sure that would be a good idea but I said it anyways, Perry jumped on it.

And said you should not create new jobs with that money, private industry should create jobs.

Well whatever, as long as the money goes to pay the wages of 30 million essential service workers, the rest is not important.

Right now Obama is way ahead in the polls anyway and Ron Paul's idea to get rid of the Fed shows he doesn't understand the way the system works and how you just cannot make changes like you used to in the time of Jefferson without totally destroying the fabric of society.

People who say that we should go back on the gold standard do not understand we don't have a fraction of one percent of the gold you would need to go back on the gold standard.

You have about 5 trillion in just the big 3 banks you would have to cover. And a trillion in circulation (850 Bn). And the other banks. And countless trillions of American dollars in other countries.

It didn't work when Andrew Jackson tried it. It caused a run on the banks and a long period of depression.

Now some people might be willing to take a chance on using fed money to create jobs, and try not to create pork barrel jobs.
You know with a portion of that 1 tenth GDP for essential services. The Fed has a two part mandate and one of those is Growth with includes job creation as part of its mandate.

However, history says that usually people screw all that up and create pork barrel jobs and expand government.

But we are trying to set it up so that the Fed gives money to another bank, created to distribute money, and this other bank is supposed to be a legitimate new bank, with no baggage, brand new, and IT is then supposed to distribute prepaid cards and track them, then report to government, the central bank (in this case the Fed) and the NWO (the IMF) Did I just say that out loud??? Yes the Nazi's at the the NWO the great Jewish Banker conspiracy at the IMF and World bank, whose mandate it is to enslave humanity and put them in FEMA camps and put them all in orange jumpsuits. Like you knew was going to happen.

How about another song...

Pink asked me today why I am not playing her song and its because for one thing it s not about me, and not for me, and the frickin song gets stuck in your head and IT WILL NOT GO AWAY.

But I will play it anyways.



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Love Pink too... Listening to it while I'm brushing my teeth. :p It makes me wanna brusha brusha brusha all night long.

OK so I am going to tell you some secrets so don't tell anyone.

So I have known Jojo for a long time and she kept calling me and that was because she wanted to know why her music wasn't doing that well.

And so I took a look at her stuff and I said, well, it looked like you were saying you were all that, and that is pasee even if you were black.

And I said what girls want to hear about is lousy boyfriend stuff. You know. Relationship problems.

And Jojo isn't the only one who called me about that because its a little obvious that my girl friends, like Taylor and Rihanna and Avril and Selena and Victoria are really doing well at this whole music thang so even the Saturdays in England called me and wanted to hang out in the hope it might rub off on them.

Anyway so Jojo is coming out with a new album and here is the first track she just released.

Called disastER! And right away as soon as she released it the same day it became a trending topic on twitter.
The video isn't out yet so only the audio at this point.

Thanks, I need to get to sleep, will listen in the morning. Enjoyed your stories as well. Sweet Dreams. =)

Yes and lest I forget Miley, who was out today in Nashville, got her picture taken with a couple young chubby Repulican looking fans on the street.

I could write a whole thread a bout Miley. But I don't think I am going to. Instead i am going to play a hit song by her dad called Achy Breaky Heart. No I'm not. I'm just kidding. If you want to hear that you can look it up yourself.

But I will tell you a story. So Miley being a gazillionaire and a handful, has had some controversy, and I know her mom and dad and her dad was not overly fond of me, and so he set Miley up with her boy fred, as a burly handler. Liam from Australia. I had asked her to get a kung fu female assistant but she got a female assistant who did not know kung fu but looked scary enough. Like the bride of Frankenstein.

However it wasn't long before pictures emerged of them getting into trouble so her dad called Liam again. I had asked her to dump him in the first place because I didn't like the idea. She moved out of the house.

So anyway its a long story, but then her mom divorced her dad and her mom is her agent.
Her mom and i get along well.

And so then one time I was bragging last summer about what a wonderful summer it was and how I could do anything I wanted, and I was going to eat ice cream for breakfast! And Disney said hey! We can use that, and had a big ice cream for breakfast party. And then I said I am going to eat cereal, for dinner! Just because I can.

And so then the next day Miley's dad does an interview, and he is there, now divorced, like it was all my fault, because they were fighting because he wanted Miley to go out with Liam, and I didn't, and so Miley and her mom sided with me and that left her dad alone in the house because he was spoiling everyone's fun.

So he does this interview for a magazine and says how he was worried about Miley with the bong affair and all that and that was why, because he was a scared concerned father, and in the photo-shoot, there he is, in the kitchen, he got to eat cereal for dinner too, looking pathetic, eating cereal out of a box, because there was no one there to cook his dinner.

So now Liam is back with Miley. And I don't say a word anymore.

You know the Bieb did an interview a couple weeks ago and said he wanted to be a young father, he wanted to get married and have a baby. And Selena bought a shirt with a big NO printed on it. And every so often now, you will see her with that shirt on. lol (holding hands is not the same as getting laid)

How about another song...

Its not a song written for me or about me, but then how many songs like that could there possibly be.

So this is just a song that I like which I will send out to the politicians to make them feel guilty.



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Wow Avril was really crying in that new video wasn't she?

We have known each other for a long time and gone through a lot, and what she said.

We had a bit of fun last summer though. I can't tell you what we did, but it was a howl. She was at whole foods the other day with Dustin (Jody Brenner er I mean Brody Jenner) and thats a long story too, but you know there is a price you pay for fame and fortune and they seem to be getting along ok, and well so I don't say anything much about that any more. At least he is much better than Deryk. Deryk was a bad influence with his bad boy attitude and all that.
I mean I'm no saint but good manners don't cost anything do they? Like Pink Floyd says.

It was her parents idea in the first place because her parents and Deryks parents are good friends.

Anyway, we don't spend much time together these days, not like we used to.

And she has made every kind of excuse for why she started going out with Brody, and at first it was just what the hell, you have a girlfriend, and I don't want to play second fiddle, so, me and Brody are getting matching tattoos see? I know you hate it when I do that and we are getting matching jewelry too now see?

And it sort of went on like that for a while while i complained bitterly about the whole thing but then I stopped complaining and just got used to it. So then, she is firing another shot across my bow now, and well, she thinks I am still pissed off about Brody, although I am used to it, because I don't call her as often as I used to, and I sent her that message I Miss U, which is what that video was about of hers that I played first, When You're Gone, and that was what got her crying so then, she says she misses me too but then she says well the reason that I need someone around all the time, is not just for protection but you know what its like when you are famous and you find yourself feeling alone? And you are with someone else and so then its like you have no one to turn to.

And well, the bathtub thing right? I should send her a teddy bear.
Although she is just saying hey, I am not giving up no matter what, and I am not letting go.

So both of those things are what I want to hear anyway.

She's a pretty strong girl. Its not usually famous rock star girls who end it all, its the guys who do that and usually drugs are involved.

But here is a cool song that touches on that subject...
Its called Easy Tonight.

And actually I think it was written after a shooting at a school, and about what its like to find out that someone you love in school, just got blown away by a nutcase.
At least that was what I always thought it was about because it came out after one of those school shootings.




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And yeah, a young actress 19 year old Maple Batalia who played a part in Wimpy Kid 2 got blown away outside a school in Vancouver yesterday, by some nutcase, maybe her estranged troubled boyfriend. Police don't know yet who did it.

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I wonder how Megan is these days he says changing the subject.

I think she is mad at me. In fact I think lots of the girls in Hollywood are mad at the paparazzi these days for some reason.

It seems o go in cycles. We don't get to see the paparazzi we just see their pictures at this end, but when you have to call the police to get to your car, like Cash did today, or yesterday actually to get Jessica to her car, you know that the paparazzi are getting scary.

You know a bunch of professional photographers swarming around the red carpet is one thing, but a bunch of unknown scary looking people swarming you in a parking lot is another thing entirely.

Its a love hate relationship because it gives people exposure helps their careers, and helps their fan base, but you would think, with all the money in Hollywood and all the money in agencies, they would just hire some paparazzi and license them and make sure they are obeying laws.

I don't know why they don't do that.

Have you seen the new movie with Megan and Mickey Rourke? It was such a flop, that it only brought in 3 thousand dollars.
Can you imagine how embarrassing that is?

Its not their fault though. They just act the part. They don't write direct or produce.

So, how am I doing with the Saturdays?

Jim Carrey and me went the same high school in Ontario and he is totally flipping out that I am dating the entire girl group the Saturdays. Its like this, I, am the worst boyfriend in the world, so who could inspire girls to write bad relationship songs better than me???

Shall we check out their new single due to be released in November?

Why not. Lets check it out together...



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I never said anything. I was just watching TV. Made some chili. Went for a walk you know.

(Do you think that Victoria and Selena are really competitive towards each other? I think they are.)

We are almost there to that place where we can just accept the fact that we are all one big happy family, and as long as everyone stays on their own side of the bed, or, or we switch sides diplomatically, then we will live in a constant state of bliss.
(A guy can dream can't e?)

I am seriously trying to focus on not fooling around on you.

(shhhh she will hear you)

I am just trying to inspire you to write me a new song.

How about some Billy Idol baby...

Isn't Selena gorgeous? She is frickin amazing.

Here is a picture of her on tour in her gold outfit. Taylor wears a gold outfit and so Selena got one. She does several changes but I love this gold outfit.


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This was where we were fighting.

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(Where was GQ?)

This is um well another picture from her concert. One of my favorites. This is where we weren't fighting.


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Kate and her burly husband Len today in LA. Well yesterday.
(I keep track of what all my friends are doing every week. And they let me know how they are doing every week. Which is nice.)

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Wassup beautiful? You got my email!

I am trying, to have a sit in, but I can't get anyone to do it. Can you believe it? And you just know they are already sitting down too.

I mean how lazy is that???

Yes I listened to your new single and I couldn't stop crying.

That was what you wanted right? I love you baby.

Why does everything have to be so complicated?



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John can sing??? Wow, I didn't know that. Sounds like a baptist revival.

John has a really hot girlfriend but I am not going to sell John out and tell you more. Chrissy is a supermodel.


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But can he do thiS!

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You are playing in Victoria tomorrow? Does that mean I have to shave and everything? I was just having a sit in.

I have to work tonight too. But you know, anything can happen in the next, 24 hours.

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Yes I couldn't believe it when I heard it. Your boyfriends bike? Unbelievable.

What could have prompted such an attack?

(someone covered her boyfriend's motorcycle with slices of balogna in a brutal vicious attack on his property while he was getting his nails done or something.)

He never should have shaved off his beard.

I knew this would happen.

Am I gonna sell you out? Totally. What?

No I am not going to sell you out. But I have to work tonight.
But maybe.

(Like I would sell her out and tell anyone she is bangin Angelina on the side. If you tried to tell them, they would never believe it. And not just a bit either. We are talkin full on white knuckle the sheets give it to me baby.)

Yes indeedy, with kissing too. Lots and lots of kissing. So much kissing I suspect that they are engaging in the love that dare not speak its name. In fact they are totally and inescapably in love. The kind of love you only see in the movies. The I would die for you kind of love. The leave her alone you facists throw yourself at the jackbooted swine claw at them tear at them struggle madly while they drag you away screaming reaching for each others hand, kind of love.

Yeah you know the kind.

Don't we all wish WE were in love like that.

"Has anybody seen, my, ~bay-by, anybody seen, her, around."

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Touché, nice shot. But you forget I am into all that. So much so in fact, that I can not get enough of it. If this was oh I don't know, the TV show Friends, and my wife dumped me for a girl, that wouldn't have happened. You see I would have been secretly hitting on her girlfriend long before the bed sheets ever got warm.

So what if Rihanna wrote that song for her. I don't believe it.
You're making that up. Believe me if that were true I would be the last to know. I mean the first to know.

Has anybody seen, my, ~bay-bay, anybody seen, her, around.