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Man pulls out both eyes during church service

 
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Man pulls out both eyes during church service
Italian newspaper. The man is British.

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[link to corrierefiorentino.corriere.it]
Google translation, excerpted to under 50% rule

"A voice told me to do"
Man, 46, was promptly cared for by the faithful and the mother was at Mass with him. Now is recovered at the Versilia, will lose his sight. Parish in shock

Viareggio - He was sitting among the faithful attending Mass on Sunday morning in St. Andrew's Church when, during the homily, tore both his eyes with his hands. It happened in Viareggio Viareggio character of the gesture a forty-six, born in England but have always lived in Versilia, with mental health problems. He remained lucid during the rescue of the 118 health and explained that she had been "a voice" told him to do so. "He was sitting with the others who listened to the sermon, on the left side of the church, in the back rows, and when he stood up screaming," he told the parish priest Don Lorenzo Tanganelli: the faithful found themselves faced with a mask of blood and some of them have also suffered a sudden illness.

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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
daaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmnnnnnnnn ssaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

that dude is a real man, with his own hands!!! take that Chuck Norris!
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He needs some meds.
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Damn.
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WOW
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:LOL7:
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Baby picture fail.
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
Italian newspaper. The man is British.

Italian link
[link to corrierefiorentino.corriere.it]
Google translation, excerpted to under 50% rule

"A voice told me to do"
Man, 46, was promptly cared for by the faithful and the mother was at Mass with him. Now is recovered at the Versilia, will lose his sight. Parish in shock

Viareggio - He was sitting among the faithful attending Mass on Sunday morning in St. Andrew's Church when, during the homily, tore both his eyes with his hands. It happened in Viareggio Viareggio character of the gesture a forty-six, born in England but have always lived in Versilia, with mental health problems. He remained lucid during the rescue of the 118 health and explained that she had been "a voice" told him to do so. "He was sitting with the others who listened to the sermon, on the left side of the church, in the back rows, and when he stood up screaming," he told the parish priest Don Lorenzo Tanganelli: the faithful found themselves faced with a mask of blood and some of them have also suffered a sudden illness.

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 Quoting: Dread Pirate Roberts



no shit.
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
have also suffered a sudden illness.


+ eyeless crazies = zombies, surely?
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Baby picture fail.
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WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT :AHAT:
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Baby picture fail.
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WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT :AHAT:
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That you're a fucking moron who posted a random picture of a baby not once, but thrice, in a thread about a man gouging his own eyes out in a church.

beat_shot
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DId this happen in Italy?

If it did, don't you know that Rome is the capital of demonic possessions anywhere in the entire world?
No shit!
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Baby picture fail.
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WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT :AHAT:
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That you're a fucking moron who posted a random picture of a baby not once, but thrice, in a thread about a man gouging his own eyes out in a church.

beat_shot
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YOUR STUPID
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Ohhhhh, now it has begun. I was losing hope.
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Baby picture fail.
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WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT :AHAT:
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That you're a fucking moron who posted a random picture of a baby not once, but thrice, in a thread about a man gouging his own eyes out in a church.

beat_shot
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YOUR STUPID
 Quoting: ttowngirl


lol
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Baby picture fail.
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WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT :AHAT:
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That you're a fucking moron who posted a random picture of a baby not once, but thrice, in a thread about a man gouging his own eyes out in a church.

beat_shot
 Quoting: gurunade


YOUR STUPID
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OH THE IRONING!

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eye eye! what's all this then?

wonder if he's a teacher? cos now he hasn't got any pupils.

he should be lashed for that!

etc.
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
must be an Arsenal fan?
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Maybe he was a victim of "what is seen cannot be unseen".
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
Adultery

27 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’[e] 28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29 "If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."

He did the right thing. Any part of your body that lusts after women should be cut off straight away. Or you will be barred from ever getting into heaven. I'm pretty much limbless now, talk through a tube and piss into a bag. I've ensured my seat in heaven now with the Church whom I have allowed to make direct deposits from my wages of 15% a month and when die I have agreed to leave any property I own to Jesus.
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Maybe he was a victim of "what is seen cannot be unseen".
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Yep.
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
We had one do that in prison here in the USA he pulled one eye out then ate it ...then after the dust died down he pulled out the other eye and ate it.....he ate his own eyes ...no kidding ....not trying to pull the wool over your eyes he ate his own eyes out of existence.


Can you imagine having to work on that kind of fangus cannibalistic nut quack..I would have knocked him out as soon as I got to him...lights out in the old braino..as well as the eye holes already put out..

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fuck this sounds like a scene from an exorcist type of movie
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
Maybe they made him watch "Contagion."
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
the power of christ compels you
the power of christ compels you
the power
of christ
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
I am wrong he only ate out one eye he only had that one eyeball already...I saw him after he had no eyes left at all..


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thats a winchester case, call dean and sam .
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
118 health and explained that she had been "a voice" told him to do so. "He was sitting with the others who listened to the sermon, on the left side of the church, in the back rows, and when he stood up screaming," he told the parish priest Don Lorenzo Tanganelli: the faithful found themselves faced with a mask of blood and some of them have also suffered a sudden illness.

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 Quoting: Dread Pirate Roberts


I don't understand why even an insane person will do what a Voice tells him to do. There must be more to it than a voice, maybe also an irresistable force or compulsion forcing him to do it, that he can't resist? Because just a voice wouldn't be persuasive if it was saying 'pluck your eyes out.' I mean even if we were in the army and a general told us to pluck our eyes out, we wouldn't obey if they told us to do that, so why obey a voice in one's head.
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
We had one do that in prison here in the USA he pulled one eye out then ate it ...then after the dust died down he pulled out the other eye and ate it.....he ate his own eyes ...no kidding ....not trying to pull the wool over your eyes he ate his own eyes out of existence.


Can you imagine having to work on that kind of fangus cannibalistic nut quack..I would have knocked him out as soon as I got to him...lights out in the old braino..as well as the eye holes already put out..

catdance
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Ummmm, f'n shiat!!
Not gonna look at the footage on the link posted.
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
Luckily the voice didn't tell him to rip out his balls.
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