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Man pulls out both eyes during church service

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/03/2011 09:07 AM
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Probably better to ignore crazy voices in the future
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10/03/2011 09:14 AM
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
thats a winchester case, call dean and sam .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1343278


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Anonymous Coward
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10/03/2011 09:20 AM
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
Luckily the voice didn't tell him to rip out his balls.
 Quoting: Vlad Tepes


Well that would make his eyes to collapse....no miracle that way.
Anonymous Coward
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10/03/2011 09:41 AM
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the funniest thing i heard all weekend.
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10/03/2011 09:45 AM
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the funniest thing i heard all weekend.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1420807


jeeze that's a pretty tough weekend you've had.
Anonymous Coward
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10/03/2011 10:25 AM
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
DId this happen in Italy?

If it did, don't you know that Rome is the capital of demonic possessions anywhere in the entire world?
No shit!
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scary! Do you think he drank from the holy water?
Anonymous Coward
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10/03/2011 10:29 AM
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damned2
Anonymous Coward
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10/03/2011 10:35 AM
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Is he one of the two Witnesses?
Anonymous Coward
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10/03/2011 10:40 AM
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all this talk about this man being a lunatic or mentally ill is foolish. this showed true faith. this is the words of christ being fulfilled and renewed in a modern light. if the eye causes you to sin gouge it out..or if the hand causes you to sin cast it off. he did what he had to do! a modern day patriarch, whoever this man is. true courage! true faith!
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10/03/2011 10:46 AM
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
how is going to :see the light : now ?
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10/03/2011 10:49 AM
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
He won't have to worry about getting cateracts now...

Just sayin...tomato
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10/03/2011 10:52 AM
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Dumbass should have known not to live by the letter of the law but by the spirit of it.

We all have our demons and it's sad he couldn't kick his internet porn addiction, but now, he's just a jerkoff burden to other people.
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10/03/2011 10:53 AM
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
all this talk about this man being a lunatic or mentally ill is foolish. this showed true faith. this is the words of christ being fulfilled and renewed in a modern light. if the eye causes you to sin gouge it out..or if the hand causes you to sin cast it off. he did what he had to do! a modern day patriarch, whoever this man is. true courage! true faith!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1493956


This would eliminate just about any and every man with an internet connection.

FUCK THAT!
Anonymous Coward
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10/03/2011 10:57 AM
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"if your eyes cause you to sin, tear them out" "better to lose your sight han your soul"
Informz

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10/03/2011 11:27 AM
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Its a shame you know.... some people just cant see the light.

eyes_drope

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Last Edited by v3ng3nz on 10/03/2011 11:28 AM
Anonymous Coward
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10/03/2011 11:44 AM
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If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out

Just following the biblical directive.
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10/03/2011 11:55 AM
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Its a shame you know.... some people just cant see the light.

eyes_drope

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
 Quoting: Informz


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Anonymous Coward
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10/03/2011 12:10 PM
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
I wonder what type of 'medicine' he was taking?
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10/03/2011 12:12 PM
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SOME OF THEM FACED A SUDDEN ILLNESS?
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10/03/2011 12:13 PM
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As a note, after reading some of these comments, I can see why most of you are doing to die, and this world is going to be culled.
Tatlantis

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10/03/2011 12:15 PM
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Note to self: If you mentally broadcast the commands strong enough, they'll do it.

Time to tone it down a bit and focus on the ladies...
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He should fit right in with mainstream Christianity then.
say anything you want to. I have seen it all
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10/03/2011 01:04 PM
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god will do that to ya!
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Anonymous Coward
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10/03/2011 01:05 PM
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
More proof that if a voice in your head tells you to do something, you're going to fucking do it.
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10/03/2011 01:06 PM
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GLP has lost another user. tissue
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MrTrip

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10/03/2011 01:07 PM
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
only thing left now, is his heart.
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
Luckily the voice didn't tell him to rip out his balls.
 Quoting: Vlad Tepes


He should have ripped his balls off for evolutions sake.
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10/03/2011 01:36 PM
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
Luckily the voice didn't tell him to rip out his balls.
 Quoting: Vlad Tepes


He should have ripped his balls off for evolutions sake.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1379518


what about his wife? maybe he'll rip out her eye's to! then squish them into his eyesockets, would be fun.
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10/03/2011 01:37 PM
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
daaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmnnnnnnnn ssaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

that dude is a real man, with his own hands!!! take that Chuck Norris!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2509995


chucknorriswashe
Everyone needs to believe in something...I believe I'll have another beer.
Informz

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