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My Wife Never flushes the Toilet

 
CYRIL
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10/03/2011 05:36 AM
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My Wife Never flushes the Toilet
What can I do to get my wife to flush the toilet???
since we have been married I always have to flush the toilet for her.
She is very cleanwoman otherwise but from the beginning she would never lower herself to flush the toilet.
When she is finished she just picks up and leaves
she would not turn around to to flush because she says it's disgusting.
I am totally utterly fed up with having to flush her.
Any suggestions on how I could change her habit?
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10/03/2011 05:38 AM
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Does she have any good points?
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What can I do to get my wife to flush the toilet???
since we have been married I always have to flush the toilet for her.
She is very cleanwoman otherwise but from the beginning she would never lower herself to flush the toilet.
When she is finished she just picks up and leaves
she would not turn around to to flush because she says it's disgusting.
I am totally utterly fed up with having to flush her.
Any suggestions on how I could change her habit?
 Quoting: CYRIL 2531156


Next time you pee! don't bother to flush! that will send a clear message!
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10/03/2011 05:41 AM
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Take it as she`s leaving you a present.
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10/03/2011 05:42 AM
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Re: My Wife Never flushes the Toilet
stop being a turd

stop being weak as piss

stop spewin about shit
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10/03/2011 05:44 AM
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Do you have a second toilet in the house?
if yes use that and let her keep on using the "Dirty" toilet.

Pee on the toilet seat and tell the wife you think it is disgusting to clean up pee off the seat.

Leave a big floater in the toilet for the wife see what she thinks when see walks in and sees it.

Oh yeah finally
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10/03/2011 05:45 AM
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Don't feed the troll.
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Lift up the seat...put Saran wrap over the bowl...lower seat...that usually cures that...
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10/03/2011 05:47 AM
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I doubt this it true but if it is for goodness sake don't have children with her while she thinks flushing is disgusting. The poor babies would end up with nappy rash from hell.
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10/03/2011 05:49 AM
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Rig up a system where you pull a cord that comes down in front of you by the wall, then she can unload and just pull the cord. Or go buy an auto flush toilet.

If she isn't potty trained by now, she never will be.
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Do you have a second toilet in the house?
if yes use that and let her keep on using the "Dirty" toilet.

Pee on the toilet seat and tell the wife you think it is disgusting to clean up pee off the seat.

Leave a big floater in the toilet for the wife see what she thinks when see walks in and sees it.

Oh yeah finally
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Haha. I like that idea.
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10/03/2011 05:50 AM
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Stop doing it for her. It's time your wife grew the fuck up and took care of her own shit! Litrally! Let it pile sky high until she can't ignore it anymore. If that doesn't work and you can't bring yourself to leave her, then rub her face in it.
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10/03/2011 05:51 AM
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Does your wife lift her leg as well??

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10/03/2011 05:51 AM
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Is she British? She is making you 'take the piss' ... and the turd apparantly.
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10/03/2011 05:52 AM
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prepare the plunger
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10/03/2011 05:53 AM
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You need one of those auto flush sensors. Might cost a few hundred bucks for a new toilet and shit but man, if you love her you'll do it.

wtf do you do when you're out at families or friends house? she just leaves logs floating in the bowl there too? nuts dude
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You oughtah know !




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Tell her you will leave a load in the toilet every time she leaves it.
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Stop doing it for her. It's time your wife grew the fuck up and took care of her own shit!
 Quoting: Reality's Little Flame


Might not work...

I lived next door to a rather dysfunctional family for about a year when the vanished one weekend while I was away.
The following weekend I heard noise over the fence... a man gagging.
He told me he was sent by the council to clean the house ready for decorators and new occupants but that even with the windows open he couldn't spend more than 5 minutes in the house and had to keep coming outside to vomit.

He said the toilet had at some point blocked but the family (a woman and 5 children) had continued to use it, once that had got full they had started on the shower cubicle which also filled up.... then the sink and eventually the floor.

He said EVERY bit of the bathroom was covered in faeces.

The beds were left and all children mattresses were rotting with urine as were the floor boards underneath the beds.

There was even a dead calcified guinea pig under one of the beds.

This family were all abuse victims, the mother was from an abusive family and then abusive men and she in turn abused the children.

If your wife REALLY has a fear of flushing the toilet then she needs to go and speak to a medic. it's not normal for a "very cleanwoman otherwise" (sic) to not want the sterility and privacy of flushing her own toilet contents.

Be it a fear of flushing or a need to humiliate you by making you do her 'dirty' work either way it isn't normal.

I still suspect it's all bollox though.
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10/03/2011 06:09 AM
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Stop doing it for her. It's time your wife grew the fuck up and took care of her own shit!
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Might not work...

I lived next door to a rather dysfunctional family for about a year when the vanished one weekend while I was away.
The following weekend I heard noise over the fence... a man gagging.
He told me he was sent by the council to clean the house ready for decorators and new occupants but that even with the windows open he couldn't spend more than 5 minutes in the house and had to keep coming outside to vomit.

He said the toilet had at some point blocked but the family (a woman and 5 children) had continued to use it, once that had got full they had started on the shower cubicle which also filled up.... then the sink and eventually the floor.

He said EVERY bit of the bathroom was covered in faeces.

The beds were left and all children mattresses were rotting with urine as were the floor boards underneath the beds.

There was even a dead calcified guinea pig under one of the beds.

This family were all abuse victims, the mother was from an abusive family and then abusive men and she in turn abused the children.

If your wife REALLY has a fear of flushing the toilet then she needs to go and speak to a medic. it's not normal for a "very cleanwoman otherwise" (sic) to not want the sterility and privacy of flushing her own toilet contents.

Be it a fear of flushing or a need to humiliate you by making you do her 'dirty' work either way it isn't normal.

I still suspect it's all bollox though.
 Quoting: MishkaMouse


whatthe
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10/03/2011 06:11 AM
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10/03/2011 06:16 AM
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no shit they found Hampy? we thought he ran away...
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10/03/2011 06:21 AM
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Tell her you'll keep flusihing for her, but she has to do ATM 3 times a week...
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Is she a saving water nazi. We have friends like that... come over, use our toilet and not flush.
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What can I do to get my wife to flush the toilet???
since we have been married I always have to flush the toilet for her.
She is very cleanwoman otherwise but from the beginning she would never lower herself to flush the toilet.
When she is finished she just picks up and leaves
she would not turn around to to flush because she says it's disgusting.
I am totally utterly fed up with having to flush her.
Any suggestions on how I could change her habit?
 Quoting: CYRIL 2531156


next time steal her camera and take a picture. Then send the pic to everyone she knows under the heading, "its a boy!"
Don't tell her. When she finds out just say, "sorry, since you didn't flush him I thought you must be very proud, so I shared it with your friends and family"
Sure. Porn makes total sense. You want to go rob a couple houses so we can smoke some porn?
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What can I do to get my wife to flush the toilet???
since we have been married I always have to flush the toilet for her.
She is very cleanwoman otherwise but from the beginning she would never lower herself to flush the toilet.
When she is finished she just picks up and leaves
she would not turn around to to flush because she says it's disgusting.
I am totally utterly fed up with having to flush her.
Any suggestions on how I could change her habit?
 Quoting: CYRIL 2531156


i have the sudden urge to flush this thread. will that help?
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Re: My Wife Never flushes the Toilet
What can I do to get my wife to flush the toilet???
since we have been married I always have to flush the toilet for her.
She is very cleanwoman otherwise but from the beginning she would never lower herself to flush the toilet.
When she is finished she just picks up and leaves
she would not turn around to to flush because she says it's disgusting.
I am totally utterly fed up with having to flush her.
Any suggestions on how I could change her habit?
 Quoting: CYRIL 2531156


get her a catbox...ya know... with fresh step clitty litterfight
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10/03/2011 07:33 AM
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Stop doing it for her. It's time your wife grew the fuck up and took care of her own shit!
 Quoting: Reality's Little Flame


Might not work...

I lived next door to a rather dysfunctional family for about a year when the vanished one weekend while I was away.
The following weekend I heard noise over the fence... a man gagging.
He told me he was sent by the council to clean the house ready for decorators and new occupants but that even with the windows open he couldn't spend more than 5 minutes in the house and had to keep coming outside to vomit.

He said the toilet had at some point blocked but the family (a woman and 5 children) had continued to use it, once that had got full they had started on the shower cubicle which also filled up.... then the sink and eventually the floor.

He said EVERY bit of the bathroom was covered in faeces.

The beds were left and all children mattresses were rotting with urine as were the floor boards underneath the beds.

There was even a dead calcified guinea pig under one of the beds.

This family were all abuse victims, the mother was from an abusive family and then abusive men and she in turn abused the children.

If your wife REALLY has a fear of flushing the toilet then she needs to go and speak to a medic. it's not normal for a "very cleanwoman otherwise" (sic) to not want the sterility and privacy of flushing her own toilet contents.

Be it a fear of flushing or a need to humiliate you by making you do her 'dirty' work either way it isn't normal.

I still suspect it's all bollox though.
 Quoting: MishkaMouse

when she was a little girl, she had an evil stepmother, a bit like Cinderella's stepmom. and this woman used to grab her by the neck and put her face in the toilet.
I am not sure if she flushed it or not.
so maybe that's the reason why
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