Nibiru is basically going to show up at our doorstep on Oct 10th.

Not the 9th.

On the 9th, Nibiru is still waaaay out there, probably 50 million miles away. If it were any closer, its effects would be evident.

But the wages of Doom are not logical or sensible. On Oct. 10th, Nibiru -- due to heretofore unknown mechanics of our comic fluff -- makes a "jump" of sorts, passing Earth within a mere 1 million miles, causing its rotation to nearly instantly stop. For three days, the Earth will stand still, while mile-high tsunamis inundate coastlines, thousands of 10.0 EQ's occur, and three days of DARKNESS descends upon humanity.