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OMG! The U.S. Attorneys' office has been outsourced!! | |
| Tholidor Offer Upgrade  User ID: 2708915  United States10/08/2011 11:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The following is a quote from the opening paragraph of a story appearing on the F.B.I. website concerning a recent insider trading prosecution: PREET BHARARA, the United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York, announced that EMANUEL GOFFER was sentenced today in Manhattan federal court to three years in prison for his participation in an insider trading scheme... Now I'm sure that PREET is a fine fellow, but I'm also sure that when he answers the customer support line he calls himself "Peggy"...  Overheard on the Heavenly Intercom: "Hey Moses! There's a fella at the front gate named Steve Jobs. He says he's here to upgrade your tablets..." |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 2898118 United States10/08/2011 12:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Tholidor (OP) User ID: 2708915 United States10/08/2011 12:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Apparently humor escapes the true hard-core haters. Had this same line been delivered on TV (think Jon Stewart, Bill Mahar or Conan) you would be laughing.. Overheard on the Heavenly Intercom: "Hey Moses! There's a fella at the front gate named Steve Jobs. He says he's here to upgrade your tablets..." |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 2900651 United States10/08/2011 12:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| dogmeat2112 User ID: 1973801 United States10/08/2011 02:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1494996 United States10/08/2011 02:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The following is a quote from the opening paragraph of a story appearing on the F.B.I. website concerning a recent insider trading prosecution: Quoting: Tholidor PREET BHARARA, the United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York, announced that EMANUEL GOFFER was sentenced today in Manhattan federal court to three years in prison for his participation in an insider trading scheme... Now I'm sure that PREET is a fine fellow, but I'm also sure that when he answers the customer support line he calls himself "Peggy"... I keep reading these names daily. I first noticed it at universities, and county positions of importance. I do not think it is too funny. |
