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MYSTERY Beached RARE WHALE......a 'sign' of Jonah and Nineveh!

 
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MYSTERY Beached RARE WHALE......a 'sign' of Jonah and Nineveh!
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This mystery rare whale was found a 1/2 mile from the ocean! How did it get there?? They're assuming tides....but the tides don't come up that far into the field!!!



It is a sign of Nineveh!

It is a call for national repentance just like the message Jonah had towards Nineveh.

Jonah told them to turn to GOD and forsake their evil ways.

The king repented and called a fast on his nation.



There are many such prophets now warning people of judgment upon the land.

Is anyone listening and turning back to GOD in repentance?



Well, the king of Nineveh did....

Here is what he said:


"By the decree of the king and his nobles: Do not let any man or beast, herd or flock, taste anything; do not let them eat or drink.

But let man and beast be covered with sackcloth. Let everyone call urgently on God. Let them give up their evil ways and their violence.

Who knows? God may yet relent and with compassion turn from his fierce anger so that we will not perish."

Jonah 3:7




Then this is how GOD responded:

"When God saw what they did and how they turned from their evil ways, he had compassion and did not bring upon them the destruction he had threatened. "

Jonah 3:10




And then this is what Jonah said, when GOD removed the judgment on Nineveh:

"I knew that you are a gracious and compassionate God, slow to anger and abounding in love, a God who relents from sending calamity."

Jonah 4:2





There are 'signs' all around us now......

these are not coincidences.....

they are for those who have 'eyes to see' and 'ears to hear'.......
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Are you 5 years old?

Fairy tales are for young minds.
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Jesus said that there would be no sign for this generation but the sign of Jonah.
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Are you 5 years old?

Fairy tales are for young minds.
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"I tell you the truth, anyone who will not receive the kingdom of God like a little child will never enter it."

Mark 10:15
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Jesus said that there would be no sign for this generation but the sign of Jonah.
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True that!!!
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Are you 5 years old?

Fairy tales are for young minds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1174726





"I tell you the truth, anyone who will not receive the kingdom of God like a little child will never enter
Mark 10:15

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Nonsense, you have come under the spell of a mind control program.
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Are you 5 years old?

Fairy tales are for young minds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1174726





"I tell you the truth, anyone who will not receive the kingdom of God like a little child will never enter it."

Mark 10:15

 Quoting: AmazingGRACE


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Star Trek says whales are important and so it must be true!
They are story tellers.
The ancient New Zealanders know the truth - Watch the whale Rider.

Whales are not of this world and they're not happy.
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Are you 5 years old?

Fairy tales are for young minds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1174726





"I tell you the truth, anyone who will not receive the kingdom of God like a little child will never enter
Mark 10:15

 Quoting: AmazingGRACE


Nonsense, you have come under the spell of a mind control program.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1174726


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Are you 5 years old?

Fairy tales are for young minds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1174726





"I tell you the truth, anyone who will not receive the kingdom of God like a little child will never enter it."

Mark 10:15

 Quoting: AmazingGRACE


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 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


Plenty of foolish children here, I see.
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Are you 5 years old?

Fairy tales are for young minds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1174726





"I tell you the truth, anyone who will not receive the kingdom of God like a little child will never enter
Mark 10:15

 Quoting: AmazingGRACE


Nonsense, you have come under the spell of a mind control program.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1174726



No, under the power of the Holy Spirit that I got when I became born again into the kingdom of GOD.
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Are you 5 years old?

Fairy tales are for young minds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1174726





"I tell you the truth, anyone who will not receive the kingdom of God like a little child will never enter it."

Mark 10:15

 Quoting: AmazingGRACE


applause2
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


Plenty of foolish children here, I see.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1174726


until you read the WORD, then you're the one that doesn't know what you're talking about.

Read the Bible cover to cover and then get back to me...

if that is too much, then read the book of Matthew and the book of John. There you will find the words of Jesus.

Then you will have a choice, to receive or reject Jesus. There will be no other options.

I hope you choose life in Jesus....

peace,
ag

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[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]


This mystery rare whale was found a 1/2 mile from the ocean! How did it get there?? They're assuming tides....but the tides don't come up that far into the field!!!



It is a sign of Nineveh!

It is a call for national repentance just like the message Jonah had towards Nineveh.

Jonah told them to turn to GOD and forsake their evil ways.

The king repented and called a fast on his nation.



There are many such prophets now warning people of judgment upon the land.

Is anyone listening and turning back to GOD in repentance?



Well, the king of Nineveh did....

Here is what he said:


"By the decree of the king and his nobles: Do not let any man or beast, herd or flock, taste anything; do not let them eat or drink.

But let man and beast be covered with sackcloth. Let everyone call urgently on God. Let them give up their evil ways and their violence.

Who knows? God may yet relent and with compassion turn from his fierce anger so that we will not perish."

Jonah 3:7




Then this is how GOD responded:

"When God saw what they did and how they turned from their evil ways, he had compassion and did not bring upon them the destruction he had threatened. "

Jonah 3:10




And then this is what Jonah said, when GOD removed the judgment on Nineveh:

"I knew that you are a gracious and compassionate God, slow to anger and abounding in love, a God who relents from sending calamity."

Jonah 4:2





There are 'signs' all around us now......

these are not coincidences.....

they are for those who have 'eyes to see' and 'ears to hear'.......
 Quoting: AmazingGRACE


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Re: MYSTERY Beached RARE WHALE......a 'sign' of Jonah and Nineveh!
Yes, I wondered about the beached whale being
found so far in, it didn't look like tides to me.
I would have believed it more, if they said it
jumped the distance.

Jonah means "dove". The Pharicee's were asking Jesus for a sign and the only sign he said that wicked generation would get would be the sign of Jonah. When Jesus was baptized, a Dove came down; that was their sign.
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Re: MYSTERY Beached RARE WHALE......a 'sign' of Jonah and Nineveh!
Are you 5 years old?



Fairy tales are for young minds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1174726





"I tell you the truth, anyone who will not receive the kingdom of God like a little child will never enter
Mark 10:15

 Quoting: AmazingGRACE


Nonsense, you have come under the spell of a mind control program.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1174726



No, under the power of the Holy Spirit that I got when I became born again into the kingdom of GOD.
 Quoting: AmazingGRACE


You have been hoodwinked.

I know exactly what this holy spirit you proclaim is.

I say it again - YOU HAVE BEEN DUPED.
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...





"I tell you the truth, anyone who will not receive the kingdom of God like a little child will never enter
Mark 10:15

 Quoting: AmazingGRACE


Nonsense, you have come under the spell of a mind control program.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1174726



No, under the power of the Holy Spirit that I got when I became born again into the kingdom of GOD.
 Quoting: AmazingGRACE


You have been hoodwinked.

I know exactly what this holy spirit you proclaim is.

I say it again - YOU HAVE BEEN DUPED.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1174726


Proverbs 18:2 ESV

A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion.
However, I consider my life worth nothing to me; my only aim is to finish the race and complete the task
the Lord Jesus has given me—the task of testifying to the good news of God’s grace. Acts 20:24

"This man really is the Savior of the world!" John 4:42

Look, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, even those who pierced him;
and all the peoples of the earth will mourn because of him. So shall it be! Amen.
I am the Alpha and the Omega, " says the Lord God, who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:7
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Why does a christian have problems trying to form something from their own mind, without every second sentence being a quote from their book.

Further evidence of a mind control program at work.
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Why does a christian have problems trying to form something from their own mind, without every second sentence being a quote from their book.

Further evidence of a mind control program at work.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1174726


Aye, those of you programmed to go online and into the world and attack and persecute people based on their beliefs. You are sure mature and intelligent and better than the rest of us, good luck in life with that attitude and let us know when you grow up.
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Why does a christian have problems trying to form something from their own mind, without every second sentence being a quote from their book.

Further evidence of a mind control program at work.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1174726


Proverbs 18:2 ESV

A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion.

That is ignorance to assume we have a problem using our minds and a weak retort to the above scripture used.

It is a privilege and a blessing to be able to know the Word of God.

It is the mind of Christ--which is Truth.

The Bible is the LIVING Word of God--but you would not understand that as your wisdom comes from this world.

Obviously you are not a true follower of Christ, so what is your belief?
However, I consider my life worth nothing to me; my only aim is to finish the race and complete the task
the Lord Jesus has given me—the task of testifying to the good news of God’s grace. Acts 20:24

"This man really is the Savior of the world!" John 4:42

Look, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, even those who pierced him;
and all the peoples of the earth will mourn because of him. So shall it be! Amen.
I am the Alpha and the Omega, " says the Lord God, who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:7
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Why does a christian have problems trying to form something from their own mind, without every second sentence being a quote from their book.

Further evidence of a mind control program at work.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1174726


Proverbs 18:2 ESV

A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion.

That is ignorance to assume we have a problem using our minds and a weak retort to the above scripture used.

It is a privilege and a blessing to be able to know the Word of God.

It is the mind of Christ--which is Truth.

The Bible is the LIVING Word of God--but you would not understand that as your wisdom comes from this world.

Obviously you are not a true follower of Christ, so what is your belief?
 Quoting: KoFFee_


A couple of posters called me out a couple of posts back for being immature and simply attacking someones beliefs.

I agree with this person, I have no right to attack anyone.

You are where you are, and I will leave it at that.
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Why does a christian have problems trying to form something from their own mind, without every second sentence being a quote from their book.

Further evidence of a mind control program at work.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1174726


Proverbs 18:2 ESV

A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion.

That is ignorance to assume we have a problem using our minds and a weak retort to the above scripture used.

It is a privilege and a blessing to be able to know the Word of God.

It is the mind of Christ--which is Truth.

The Bible is the LIVING Word of God--but you would not understand that as your wisdom comes from this world.

Obviously you are not a true follower of Christ, so what is your belief?
 Quoting: KoFFee_


A couple of posters called me out a couple of posts back for being immature and simply attacking someones beliefs.

I agree with this person, I have no right to attack anyone.

You are where you are, and I will leave it at that.
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Re: MYSTERY Beached RARE WHALE......a 'sign' of Jonah and Nineveh!
we have had so many 'signs' now....

look at a few of my other threads for them....

they are there.....

warning and signs are being sent down to us....
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Re: MYSTERY Beached RARE WHALE......a 'sign' of Jonah and Nineveh!
Are you 5 years old?

Fairy tales are for young minds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1174726





"I tell you the truth, anyone who will not receive the kingdom of God like a little child will never enter
Mark 10:15

 Quoting: AmazingGRACE


Nonsense, you have come under the spell of a mind control program.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1174726


as if your paradigm isnt one, fool...
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Are you 5 years old?

Fairy tales are for young minds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1174726





"I tell you the truth, anyone who will not receive the kingdom of God like a little child will never enter
Mark 10:15

 Quoting: AmazingGRACE


Nonsense, you have come under the spell of a mind control program.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1174726


as if your paradigm isnt one, fool...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2885800


I participate in this paradigm, only because I need to physically survive for now.

You, on the other hand give yourself over lock, stock and barrel. With very little clue, you are being played like a fiddle.
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I went fishing. This extra large fish (whale) got reeled in. It did not fit into my Toyota Yaris. I tried to drag it home, but I pooped out after a half mile. I went home to get help, and then everyone found it. Now it's all over the media and I can't get it back. sad
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I went fishing. This extra large fish (whale) got reeled in. It did not fit into my Toyota Yaris. I tried to drag it home, but I pooped out after a half mile. I went home to get help, and then everyone found it. Now it's all over the media and I can't get it back. sad
 Quoting: Eternal Light



lol

nah.....don't think so....that was a pretty big whale....did you look at the picture?
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This mystery rare whale was found a 1/2 mile from the ocean! How did it get there?? They're assuming tides....but the tides don't come up that far into the field!!!



It is a sign of Nineveh!

It is a call for national repentance just like the message Jonah had towards Nineveh.

Jonah told them to turn to GOD and forsake their evil ways.

The king repented and called a fast on his nation.



There are many such prophets now warning people of judgment upon the land.

Is anyone listening and turning back to GOD in repentance?



Well, the king of Nineveh did....

Here is what he said:


"By the decree of the king and his nobles: Do not let any man or beast, herd or flock, taste anything; do not let them eat or drink.

But let man and beast be covered with sackcloth. Let everyone call urgently on God. Let them give up their evil ways and their violence.

Who knows? God may yet relent and with compassion turn from his fierce anger so that we will not perish."

Jonah 3:7




Then this is how GOD responded:

"When God saw what they did and how they turned from their evil ways, he had compassion and did not bring upon them the destruction he had threatened. "

Jonah 3:10




And then this is what Jonah said, when GOD removed the judgment on Nineveh:

"I knew that you are a gracious and compassionate God, slow to anger and abounding in love, a God who relents from sending calamity."

Jonah 4:2





There are 'signs' all around us now......

these are not coincidences.....

they are for those who have 'eyes to see' and 'ears to hear'.......
 Quoting: AmazingGRACE


Behold the son of man is amongst the mortals and the only sign ye shall be given is the sign of Jonah; real or fake..





GLP