Wisconsin City Seeks to Outlaw Bicycles and Pedestrians

That's like trying to cure a hangnail by chopping off the finger. Outlawing pedestrians! Pretty much would mean that you cannot use bus routes either, since a would-be passenger generally has to walk at least a couple of blocks to get to a bus site.

I like this, though. Just underneath the article is a link to this:
[link to www.care2.com]

Dancing your way to work. Doubt that anyone would do it, but at least its an original approach.

Good post, OP. A sign of these very, very crazy times, indeed.