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What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?

 
shlap
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What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Well?
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10/21/2011 06:24 AM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
beet her and disown her ...
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10/21/2011 06:26 AM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
I have a close friend who said she's going to get into this soon. She said that she's doing lesbian porn, as the STD rate is much lower.
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10/21/2011 06:26 AM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Make sure she's either only in girl-girl or at least avoids interracial.
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10/21/2011 06:32 AM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
well, first I would be very sad..but I wouldnt judge her
nor would I try to force her out of the situation, but I would sit her down and have a very lengthy conversation with her that would hopefully help her see the reasons why it would be emotionally, mentally and physically unhealthy for her and how it would mold any future goals for her.
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10/21/2011 08:03 AM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
well, first I would be very sad..but I wouldnt judge her
nor would I try to force her out of the situation, but I would sit her down and have a very lengthy conversation with her that would hopefully help her see the reasons why it would be emotionally, mentally and physically unhealthy for her and how it would mold any future goals for her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 788508


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10/21/2011 08:05 AM
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Leviticus 21:9 And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire. (KJV)
DSL is better than cable! :)
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10/21/2011 08:06 AM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
fuck her
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10/21/2011 08:07 AM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
beet her
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I normally don't point out spelling mistakes but this one is just too funny to pass up.
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10/21/2011 08:07 AM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Execute her with a shot point-blank to the temple, send the corpse by limosine to the producer of the movie. Tell him he has 24 hours to either send me the corpse of one of his own children, or $500,000,000 yen, otherwise I am coming for the former.
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So you want to murder 2 people because of some cheap sex?
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10/21/2011 08:17 AM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
beet her
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3671134


I normally don't point out spelling mistakes but this one is just too funny to pass up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1299553


I thought the same. I got this weird visual of a bag of a girl being thumped on the head with a bag of beets.
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10/21/2011 08:22 AM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Sit her down for a heart-to-heart. I need to make sure she understands that to make it in porn she will have to do anal.
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Sit her down for a heart-to-heart. I need to make sure she understands that to make it in porn she will have to do anal.
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'bestest' answer.
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10/21/2011 08:30 AM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Execute her with a shot point-blank to the temple, send the corpse by limosine to the producer of the movie. Tell him he has 24 hours to either send me the corpse of one of his own children, or $500,000,000 yen, otherwise I am coming for the former.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1341562


I like this!!!
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Sit her down for a heart-to-heart. I need to make sure she understands that to make it in porn she will have to do anal.
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omg what kind of reject are you? You tell her NOT to do anal, wait until she gets popular and old and never done anal.
Then Vivid will give her a few hundred grand to do anal!
You dummy!
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10/21/2011 08:39 AM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Hit it hard doing anal.then let all my boyz get some.moshpit
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10/21/2011 08:52 AM
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I say i need about tree fifthycool2
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10/21/2011 08:59 AM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
beet her
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3671134


I normally don't point out spelling mistakes but this one is just too funny to pass up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1299553


To cucumber her would seem more "fitting". But beet her? Think of the staining that would cause.
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10/21/2011 09:06 AM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
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10/21/2011 09:10 AM
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I d say "good for you girl, whatever makes you happy... can you lend me some cash?"
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10/21/2011 09:15 AM
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I d say "good for you girl, whatever makes you happy... can you lend me some cash?"
 Quoting: Dynamitrios


That's what Jenna Jameson's father did.
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10/21/2011 09:43 AM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
drink a glass of cold water peace
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10/21/2011 09:46 AM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
scratching naughty another do

mad at stupid contemplating sm slaphim wakeup :jail smiley:

tissue

That's should do it.
shlap  (OP)

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10/21/2011 09:53 AM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
scratching naughty another do

mad at stupid contemplating sm slaphim wakeup :jail smiley:

tissue

That's should do it.
 Quoting: DoodleBug


smiley story.
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10/21/2011 09:57 AM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
scratching naughty another do

mad at stupid contemplating sm slaphim wakeup :jail smiley:

tissue

That's should do it.
 Quoting: DoodleBug


smiley story.
 Quoting: shlap


I wouldn't have much to SAY to her.

By the time I got done with her she wouldn't be fit for any kind of acting.
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10/21/2011 09:58 AM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
beet her and disown her ...
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Throw beets at her until...what, she is knocked out?
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Is she a model? Her name is Joulia? :P
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10/21/2011 04:00 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
kill myself
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10/21/2011 04:02 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
All female porn stars are someones daughter.

Just get over it and tell her to invest her earnings wisely for the future. its her life, you cant live it for her.
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10/21/2011 04:14 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
First off, I'd be freaking out that I even had a daughter.

Secondly, hey if she's making money, and she's happy doing what she's doing, then more power to her.
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10/21/2011 04:29 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Hire her out. blink
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