What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?

beet her and disown her ...

I have a close friend who said she's going to get into this soon. She said that she's doing lesbian porn, as the STD rate is much lower.

Make sure she's either only in girl-girl or at least avoids interracial.

well, first I would be very sad..but I wouldnt judge her
nor would I try to force her out of the situation, but I would sit her down and have a very lengthy conversation with her that would hopefully help her see the reasons why it would be emotionally, mentally and physically unhealthy for her and how it would mold any future goals for her.

Leviticus 21:9 And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire. (KJV)

fuck her

I normally don't point out spelling mistakes but this one is just too funny to pass up.

So you want to murder 2 people because of some cheap sex?

I thought the same. I got this weird visual of a bag of a girl being thumped on the head with a bag of beets.

Sit her down for a heart-to-heart. I need to make sure she understands that to make it in porn she will have to do anal.

'bestest' answer.

I like this!!!

omg what kind of reject are you? You tell her NOT to do anal, wait until she gets popular and old and never done anal.
Then Vivid will give her a few hundred grand to do anal!
You dummy!

Hit it hard doing anal.then let all my boyz get some.

I say i need about tree fifthy

To cucumber her would seem more "fitting". But beet her? Think of the staining that would cause.

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I d say "good for you girl, whatever makes you happy... can you lend me some cash?"

That's what Jenna Jameson's father did.

drink a glass of cold water

:jail smiley:



That's should do it.

smiley story.

I wouldn't have much to SAY to her.

By the time I got done with her she wouldn't be fit for any kind of acting.

Throw beets at her until...what, she is knocked out?

Is she a model? Her name is Joulia? :P

kill myself

All female porn stars are someones daughter.

Just get over it and tell her to invest her earnings wisely for the future. its her life, you cant live it for her.

First off, I'd be freaking out that I even had a daughter.

Secondly, hey if she's making money, and she's happy doing what she's doing, then more power to her.

Hire her out.