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What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2011 04:30 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
That would suck watching a porn that is getting really good just to see your baby girls face lol i would beat her
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2011 04:33 PM
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Nudevista keys now! Or gtfo
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10/21/2011 04:34 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Well?
 Quoting: shlap


pictures or it didnt happened!
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10/21/2011 04:35 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Well?
 Quoting: shlap


Tell her how 99% of porn stars end up with Herpes, at the very least. The dirty little secret of the porn industry is that they only test for HIV/AIDS, Syphilis and Hepatitis. So, most porn stars have Herpes and other less catastrophic STD's.
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2011 04:36 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
truth went trendy
the story got boring
so i rewrote the ending.
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2011 04:38 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
beet her and disown her ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3671134


Beets, bears, Battlestar Galactica"

tomato
shlap  (OP)

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10/21/2011 05:00 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Well?
 Quoting: shlap


I'd shlap the piss out of her.
 Quoting: Chip


lol'd. karma for you.hf
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2011 05:00 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
i know its not right for a father to call his daughter anything but beautiful, but dang, mine sure doesnt have what it takes to be decently appealing, sadly
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10/21/2011 05:02 PM
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i know its not right for a father to call his daughter anything but beautiful, but dang, mine sure doesnt have what it takes to be decently appealing, sadly
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3684391


You're not suppose to say that

and

You're not suppose to know that.blink
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2011 05:05 PM
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i know its not right for a father to call his daughter anything but beautiful, but dang, mine sure doesnt have what it takes to be decently appealing, sadly
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3684391


You're not suppose to say that

and

You're not suppose to know that.blink
 Quoting: DoodleBug


LOL hiding
Kharnifex

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10/21/2011 05:09 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
I'd be more discriminating when downloading porn, prolly find some type of imdb site to check the cast.

fully support it, just don't wanna ever see it.
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Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2011 05:14 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Most people's daughters give it away and post their sex tapes on line.
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2011 05:19 PM
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Well?
 Quoting: shlap


You know how ppl are on GLP...
Linky or stinky.
Now seriously, this post goes to show how 99% of ppl on GLP are sompletelly retarded there was even a bibletard telling you to burn her... and these guys think they follow god LOL
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2011 05:36 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Reminds me of an email joke about greeting cards for weird occasions:

"So your daughter's a hooker
And that ruined your day.
But look at the bright side.
It's really good pay.
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2011 05:41 PM
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Your daughter is a whore,
you found out today.
But look on the bright side,
at least she ain't gay!
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2011 05:47 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Or, how about...

Sex is good, sex is fine,
doggy style or 69,
just for fun or getting paid
everyone loves getting laid.
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2011 05:50 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Execute her with a shot point-blank to the temple, send the corpse by limosine to the producer of the movie. Tell him he has 24 hours to either send me the corpse of one of his own children, or $500,000,000 yen, otherwise I am coming for the former.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1341562


So you want to murder 2 people because of some cheap sex?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1093451


I sure hope you're infertile.
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2011 05:52 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Execute her with a shot point-blank to the temple, send the corpse by limosine to the producer of the movie. Tell him he has 24 hours to either send me the corpse of one of his own children, or $500,000,000 yen, otherwise I am coming for the former.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1341562


So you want to murder 2 people because of some cheap sex?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1093451


I sure hope you're infertile.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3757915


Sorry. That was meant for Anonymous Coward 1341562
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2011 05:54 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Hit it hard doing anal.then let all my boyz get some.moshpit
 Quoting: DADDY 3676421


Prison for you.
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2011 05:55 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Demand a blow job from her every day until she leaves the house; same for a boy that wants to do porno. Most all porno boys also get it on with other boys as well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1533313


Prison for you too.
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2011 05:56 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
First off, I'd be freaking out that I even had a daughter.

Secondly, hey if she's making money, and she's happy doing what she's doing, then more power to her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3550174


It's a job.
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2011 05:57 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Hire her out. blink
 Quoting: Blueacres


That's prostitution which is illegal. The Porn industry is legal.
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10/21/2011 05:59 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Most people's daughters give it away and post their sex tapes on line.
 Quoting: Faith


The smart ones.....
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2011 06:07 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
they say most pRon on the nets does not involve acting. it is just personal pics.

Does she have a cell phone with a camera?
Red Hot Chilean Pepe

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10/21/2011 06:36 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Well?
 Quoting: shlap


I guess the right question would be:

How did you educate your daughter that caused her to end being a porn actress?

If you find out when she already is, then you would be a total parenting failure.

Last Edited by Red Hot Chilean Pepe on 10/21/2011 06:37 PM
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10/21/2011 06:41 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
She wouldnt get a inheritance from me, Not a dime.
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2011 06:45 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
She wouldnt get a inheritance from me, Not a dime.
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINAUGHTY


Penny for your thoughts?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Alex, Id be so sick, I would have consider her to have lost her spark, her soul.

Shed have karmic debt so high, shed be a lost cause. (this is if she made a career of it)

If she made only one movie and regretted it, I might take her back.
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2011 07:00 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Porn is a subculture with many land mines. Many girls end up disordered or deranged. Suicides are very very high. Most good men would are not interested...in a long term relationship. Very high risk!

This is what you risk....for a buck?
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2011 10:21 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Or, how about...

Sex is good, sex is fine,
doggy style or 69,
just for fun or getting paid
everyone loves getting laid.
 Quoting: Faith


Got to have Faith, right?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


LOL! It was the only little ditty I could find about getting paid for sex.
Blueacres

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10/23/2011 12:41 PM
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Re: What would you do if you found out your daughter was a porn actress?
Hire her out. blink
 Quoting: Blueacres


That's prostitution which is illegal. The Porn industry is legal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3757915


And......? blinks226
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