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I work for the US government and we have confirmed that asteroid 2005 yu55 will indeed strike the earth

 
Mike Smith
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I work for the US government and we have confirmed that asteroid 2005 yu55 will indeed strike the earth
Yes, the thread title is correct.

Sometime around 7pm EST Asteroid 2005 YU55 will strike in the north atlantic ocean.

I can tell you this; No emergency measures are being taken, evacuations,etc.

President Obama , however, Will be going on air at approx. 2pm EST to warn the world.

Im bring you this news because I want to make a difference.

The media has been instructed not to interview me.

If you live on the eastern seaboard, of any countries in the atlantic ocean, it would behoove you to find your way inland as far as possible.

The wall of water will be over 1,000 feet high and moving at miles per second.

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10/28/2011 12:17 PM
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bsflagbsflagbsflag
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10/28/2011 12:17 PM
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date? proof?
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10/28/2011 12:19 PM
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Hey Mike, you seem like a lying fucking asshole. I hope someone punches you in the fucking face!
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10/28/2011 12:20 PM
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oh reeeallly?
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Re: I work for the US government and we have confirmed that asteroid 2005 yu55 will indeed strike the earth
Wednesday November 9th. 2011.

JPL has been compromised.

The administration can confirm my legitimacy .
ThirdEyeBrown

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10/28/2011 12:21 PM
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Not another one of these threads

How about some credentials
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Wednesday November 9th. 2011.

JPL has been compromised.

The administration can confirm my legitimacy .
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STFU.
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10/28/2011 12:22 PM
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Hey Mike, you seem like a lying fucking asshole. I hope someone punches you in the fucking face!
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This sounds about right...
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Hey Mike, you seem like a lying fucking asshole. I hope someone punches you in the fucking face!
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Yeah. And Mike, I hope someone gives you a steel toed kick right in your tiny wedding tackle.
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JPL has been compromised??????
What does this mean.
Anonymous Coward
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No sir...
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10/28/2011 12:26 PM
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Why do 13 year old kids love to make these BS threads?

Last Edited by FraudulentZodiac on 10/28/2011 12:27 PM
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I can't stand Obama, OP, but it seems like even a heartless foreigner like Barry Soetoro would give folks more than five hours notice to evacuate. If not, he'd be killing a lot of constituents.

Morgan Freeman would be so ashamed.
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10/28/2011 12:28 PM
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What government agency?
:kitten on fence:
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10/28/2011 12:31 PM
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I work for MHI
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stop smileypoop
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That is it? . . .No more info. . .Sounds like bull to me . . .

Last Edited by George B on 10/28/2011 12:33 PM
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I work for MHI
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what is MHI?
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:bovine:
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What government agency?
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The Department of Urban Misinformation Baseless Speculation and Hapless Internet Trolling (D.U.M.B.SH.I.T.)
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What government agency?
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The Department of Urban Misinformation Baseless Speculation and Hapless Internet Trolling (D.U.M.B.SH.I.T.)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1458786

kks6
:kitten on fence:
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Morgan Freeman would be so ashamed.
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cruise
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Re: I work for the US government and we have confirmed that asteroid 2005 yu55 will indeed strike the earth
I work for MHI
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what is MHI?
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MHI = MIKE HAS ISSUES
Anonymous Coward
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Re: I work for the US government and we have confirmed that asteroid 2005 yu55 will indeed strike the earth
Wednesday November 9th. 2011.

JPL has been compromised.

The administration can confirm my legitimacy .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1557609


Can Bruce take care of it?


What comes after?
FraudulentZodiac

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10/28/2011 12:39 PM
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What government agency?
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The Department of Urban Misinformation Baseless Speculation and Hapless Internet Trolling (D.U.M.B.SH.I.T.)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1458786


banana2
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Re: I work for the US government and we have confirmed that asteroid 2005 yu55 will indeed strike the earth
This guy, aside from working for the US Government, also summons "the beast" from time to time:

Thread: I have successfully summoned the beast, he will be here at dawn or midnite

He also claimed to have known George Carlin personally.

TRANSLATION:

He goes on to the internet, pulls his pants down, spreads his buttcheeks and lets his asshole do all the talking for him.
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10/28/2011 12:43 PM
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behoove lol I love that word.
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10/28/2011 12:59 PM
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Hummm Looked up MHI all I found was a computer group? BUT I will ask the question?

So what should we do and how far in land will this go?
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10/28/2011 01:02 PM
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bullshit

Op! you are a troll... Get a life!!!
Another bull doomshit thread!!! quit fear mongering!!

trolltroll
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10/28/2011 01:04 PM
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Not another one of these threads

How about some credentials
 Quoting: ThirdEyeBrown


OP's uncle works in Homeland Security.


putin





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