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I work for the US government and we have confirmed that asteroid 2005 yu55 will indeed strike the earth

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/28/2011 01:05 PM
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Wednesday November 9th. 2011.

JPL has been compromised.

The administration can confirm my legitimacy .
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Ah, well hell, we still have a week or two. I thought it was today. Party on folks, woot!
Anonymous Coward
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10/28/2011 01:12 PM
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I doubt this dude works for the goverment, if this was the case more goverment workers would know. They would be telling there family who would tell there friends and so on. Info like this would be really hard to contain and it would be an epic fail. Although does anybody know the chances of yu55 hitting the earth?
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10/28/2011 01:12 PM
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This may be some real doom.
Thread: Sun doom? NOAA satellites down?

And OP, we know this asteroid is coming, that is nothing new.We just hoping for more confirmation and gossip.
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10/28/2011 01:13 PM
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'If you live on the EASTERN SEABOARD, of any COUNTRIES IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN'

rofl
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10/28/2011 01:21 PM
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Wednesday November 9th. 2011.

JPL has been compromised.

The administration can confirm my legitimacy .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1557609


what movie is it that will be shown that day?
lol
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/28/2011 01:22 PM
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nsa
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10/28/2011 01:23 PM
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Hey Mike, you seem like a lying fucking asshole. I hope someone punches you in the fucking face!
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Hahah this made my day for no reason
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10/28/2011 01:25 PM
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Uncle Mike is that you? cruise
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10/28/2011 01:34 PM
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Mike, can't NASA blast it to smithereens?
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10/28/2011 01:34 PM
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thats ok at least its not on the 7th, i hate a bday crasher!!


and whys this stupid thing say im in freaking china?
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10/28/2011 01:36 PM
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heard it all before.. whatever
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10/28/2011 01:38 PM
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bsmeter2stfu
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Mike, can't NASA blast it to smithereens?
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There are no plans to deflect this thing
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Wednesday November 9th. 2011.

JPL has been compromised.

The administration can confirm my legitimacy .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1557609


What? A JPL animation?

[link to blogs.discovermagazine.com]

It will miss us by a cosmic mile!
Epicbiscuit

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10/28/2011 01:41 PM
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BWUAHAHAHAH MILES PER SECOND. LOL
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10/28/2011 01:43 PM
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no matter how much i wish the message like this could have some valids, week after week, they all fail...
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10/28/2011 01:50 PM
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NASA’s Red X and the Pacific Wave 11 Tsunami Exercise on November 9, 2011


Why would they wait, until Nov. 9th, if the asteroid will hit then?

[link to thetruthbehindthescenes.wordpress.com]
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10/28/2011 01:54 PM
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Worst troll thread ever..

Go kill yourself OP. Or at least put a little more effort in next time.
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10/28/2011 01:54 PM
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Ooooh, these threads are fun fun fun! So many people buy into them... chuckle

Shame this one fails so much though...

Last Edited by A Voice In The Wilderness on 10/28/2011 01:55 PM
The Truth About Thread: The FINAL EVENTS Of Bible Prophecy

"We here are of the conviction that the papacy is the seat of the true and real Antichrist." - Martin Luther (Aug. 18, 1520)

"While God has given ample evidence for faith, He will never remove all excuse for unbelief. All who look for hooks to hang their doubts upon will find them. And those who refuse to accept and obey God's Word until every objection has been removed, and there is no longer an opportunity for doubt, will never come to the light" (The Great Controversy, p. 527).

"Jesus did not come to change the law, but he came to explain it, and that very fact shows that it remains, for there is no need to explain that which is abrogated." - Charles Spurgeon

"Jesuit Adam Weishaupt established the modern version of the Illuminati specifically to be a front organization behind which the Jesuits could hide. After being formally abolished by Pope Clement XIV in 1773, the Jesuits used the Illuminati and other organizations to carry out their operations. Thus, the front organizations would be blamed for the trouble caused by the Jesuits."
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10/28/2011 01:56 PM
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Not another one of these threads

How about some credentials
 Quoting: ThirdEyeBrown


OP's uncle works in Homeland Security.


putin
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By the way OP (MHI) constructs his sentences his Uncle is also his dad.
Blue Skies

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10/28/2011 01:57 PM
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Ooooh, these threads are fun fun fun! So many people buy into them... chuckle

Shame this one fails so much though...
 Quoting: A Voice In The Wilderness

Or just play along.
:kitten on fence:
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10/28/2011 01:58 PM
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nsa
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MIH and has No Sense At all

NSA my arse
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10/28/2011 01:58 PM
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Is obama giving a speech today at 2 est?
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10/28/2011 02:01 PM
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2'oclock, no speech.... FAIL. Go home.
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10/28/2011 02:04 PM
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2'oclock, no speech.... FAIL. Go home.
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He will address the nation at 2pm on the 9th of november
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10/28/2011 02:06 PM
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Behoove?





LMFAOROFLOLoookayyy.
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10/28/2011 02:08 PM
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2'oclock, no speech.... FAIL. Go home.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2805786


He will address the nation at 2pm on the 9th of november
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Wouldn't that be a little late? In a state of emergency? who would be listening? If you even sounded credible!
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10/28/2011 02:10 PM
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bsflag5a
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10/28/2011 02:11 PM
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What government agency?
 Quoting: Blue Skies


The Department of Urban Misinformation Baseless Speculation and Hapless Internet Trolling (D.U.M.B.SH.I.T.)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1458786


Classic
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10/28/2011 02:11 PM
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Re: I work for the US government and we have confirmed that asteroid 2005 yu55 will indeed strike the earth
Yes, the thread title is correct.

Sometime around 7pm EST Asteroid 2005 YU55 will strike in the north atlantic ocean.

I can tell you this; No emergency measures are being taken, evacuations,etc.

President Obama , however, Will be going on air at approx. 2pm EST to warn the world.

Im bring you this news because I want to make a difference.

The media has been instructed not to interview me.

If you live on the eastern seaboard, of any countries in the atlantic ocean, it would behoove you to find your way inland as far as possible.

The wall of water will be over 1,000 feet high and moving at miles per second.

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Mike Smith
 Quoting: Mike Smith 1557609


Will it interrupt the Series?





GLP