5 years ago, in a universe far far away..........


"Step right up folks, just step right up, you can join an asteroid that is flying through our universe as we speak, and is supposed to be flying around a planet with life on it in 5 years time!"

"And today, ONLY today, we have a special package deal. We will fly you up to the asteroid, provide accomodations for the entire 10 year period it takes to orbit this life planet, provide you with a full complimentary breakfast, AND IF YOU BOOK YOUR TRIP TODAY........we will send a shuttle craft BACK to the asteroid to pick you up at the end of your 10 year journey!"

Never before, in the history of our solar system have we had the chance to build structures on an asteroid, and actually use it to carry people far and away from our own solar system!

You can view this primitive race of people from the comfort of your own "structure", complete with cable tv and phone service, as well as your own oxygen!!!!!

This is your chance to join history! Come take a ride and see the inhabited life planet for a mere 29,999,999.99!"






I'll be willing to bet they took better pictures of us than we did of them.