finally, the trees will refuse to continue exhaling oxygen to our peril.

no, wait, the cia will release the uneditied 9-11 pentagon video showing a tubular object with the word "toma hawk" written on it.

or maybe the rothschilds, morgans, warburgs, rockefellers, house of stuart will finally just get in their little space ship and go the fuck away.

niburu will return, but what a downer as the aliens are not interested in helping out our diseased species, they just want to know if they can use the bathroom and visit a Hooters Restraurant.

the fbi will arrest the assholes responsible for our fucked up economy because of "liar loans": countrywide, washington mutual, indymac, etc.