The headquarters of the network is Omaha. Everyone in Nebraska is crazy about their football team including the pedos. Nebraska Cornhuskers just moved to the Big Ten. They have been getting kicked around by the new league. Penn State was the toughest yet on their schedule.

The people in Pennsy were trying to keep this pedo stuff all quiet. Someone ( a pedo) from Omaha released the story of the investigation a week before the big game between Nebraska and Penn State.

Paterno resigned, the team fell into disarray.

Nebraska won.