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WARNING: Turkeys for Thanksgiving 2011 implanted with nano-chips.

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/18/2011 10:17 AM
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WARNING: Turkeys for Thanksgiving 2011 implanted with nano-chips.
WARNING

As part of the planned great takeover of 2012, this years supplies of frozen turkeys have been "pre-injected" with nano-chips.

These chips which were specially designed to withstand the high heat of an oven will be activated in 2012 to control and monitor your activities.

This event will one day in the future come to be known as:

The Great Turkey Deception of 2011.


No further details are available, do your own due diligence.

Proceed with caution.
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11/18/2011 10:41 AM
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Re: WARNING: Turkeys for Thanksgiving 2011 implanted with nano-chips.
"Gobble Doom"
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11/18/2011 10:43 AM
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Re: WARNING: Turkeys for Thanksgiving 2011 implanted with nano-chips.
lmao Did "they" implant you oo, OP? Cause you're the biggest turkey here!
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11/18/2011 10:45 AM
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Re: WARNING: Turkeys for Thanksgiving 2011 implanted with nano-chips.
so microwave your turkey
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11/18/2011 10:50 AM

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Re: WARNING: Turkeys for Thanksgiving 2011 implanted with nano-chips.
Ech!
Fate whispers to the warrior

"You cannot withstand the storm"

and the warrior whispers back

"I am the storm"

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11/18/2011 11:09 AM
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Re: WARNING: Turkeys for Thanksgiving 2011 implanted with nano-chips.
too bad they'll just burn up in the oven
.vasaline....don't forget to rub som eon
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11/18/2011 11:10 AM
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Re: WARNING: Turkeys for Thanksgiving 2011 implanted with nano-chips.
Good thing I'm a vegetarian.
Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth? -Gal 4:16

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11/18/2011 11:30 AM
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Re: WARNING: Turkeys for Thanksgiving 2011 implanted with nano-chips.
Good thing we are having BBQ'ed beef ribs for Thanksgiving this year.

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