The Man, The Lies, The Cock, David Shillcock -- Don't get 'cocked'

Ever here about the supposed love triangle with David and Project scamalot? Supposedly David and Kerry started dating for a while. Then one day Kerry walked in on Bill and David in a compromising situation.

She dumped David right then and there. And that's when Bill and Kerry went their seperate ways.

OK what doosh of a shillcock lover just 1 starred this? speak up whoever you are!

David Wilsuckcock!

Is that the secret to his lovely singing voice?

I heard his new book is delightful...

"The Sauce Field Interrogations"

Lots of character assassination but you make no interesting points.

There must be something to this guy, I'll go check him out. Thx!

thought you would remain silent, like that gas that just exited me

Well it wasn't me but sure, if you insist, I'll rate it one star..... there, done.

so you are telling me I've convinced you to waste even 5 minutes of your life checking it out. cool, go ahead.

just a heads up, his site is www.divineflatulance.com

so you admit you are a cock fan?

I only admit to wasting 5 minutes trolling a troll...

BTW, Does it also piss you off that I'm watching THRIVE in the background and researching the connection between Sandusky and the franklin coverup?

Hey, where did you go?

What happened, did this thread no longer serve your purposes?

Did I ruin your attempt to distract from other topics?

You must be a shitty shill. Isn't there a recommendation somewhere in that COINTEL handbook on how to deal with people like me? Better hope your bosses don't read this thread and realize how ineffective you are or you might be on your ass looking for work, that would be ironic.

Yes the COINTEL book does have a section on dealing with you. Its entitled "How to deal with tools, shills, trolls and other undesirables with low IQs

Also the fact that you are canadian makes you instantly inferior and by default a shillcock lovin left leanin commie shill. carry on sir.

The Shillcock Shuffle

FUCK WILCOCK

MAN OF ULTIMATE FAIL

MOST DISGUSTING AND LAUGHABLE OF ALL IS HIS GUITAR MEDITATION
VIDEO , WHERE HE STRUMS A FEW CHORDS LIKE A NOOB AND SPEAKS OVER THEM


THESE HOMMIEZ DONT REALISE HE BE A TROLLIN

dude that was such a fucking funny video.


i seriously spit my grab soda on my keyboard and sparks starting coming out.

i was like... "WTF IS THIS SHIT!?" i thought it was a snl parody or a april fools joke but no fucking way the son of a bitch starts talking all this weird shit about "you are a warm cup of pudding soarding the the air.." while strumming a C chord over and over

i nearly choked on my popcorn shrimp though when the people ate it up after coughing over their wallet

take it easy and happy turkey days yall

You've just been COCKED... by Shillcock

Getting 'Cocked' by David Wilcock is like getting Rick Rolled but more severe

If you use the search function you will see that there are plenty of threads on this subject. So get off your fat lazy ass and research before you post.

So what... that isn't the subject of this thread.


David, is that you? You trying to pull a stealthcock move pretending to be this loser?

Paranoia my friend is what you have.

^^THIS^^

Remember kids. (Strumming C-Chord in Background)
Don't get COCKED by Shillcock. Or you'll end up rolled in a ball cryin on the floor.

Nah, he really is a giant douche.

He charges big money for tickets to his little speeches, makes broad but completely un-verifiable proclamations, and in general is out to scam dumb-ass new agers out of their often considerable legacies and alimonies.

I say, there's a sucker born every minute, and Wilcock is just like Barnum.

That's my problem with him, He provides proof for absolutely nothing he says. Its always from some Russian experiment done 25 years ago by scientists no one has ever heard of. He takes one questionable data point and extrapolates whole theories out of the one data point, which most likely is old Soviet disinfo anyway.

Hay Shillcock, don't believe everything you read on the internet.

The bloke's a class A Knob Jockey.