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Just In: China's President Hu Jin Tao Urges Chineese Navy to Prepare for Combat!!!
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Been around the military my entire life. Army brat, turned Navy wife. With that said, for a smile:
USMC
-Bring a weapon. Preferably, bring at least two. Bring all of your friends who have weapons. Bring their friends who have weapons. -Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. -Only hits count. Close doesn't count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss. -If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough, nor using cover correctly. -Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.) -If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a big weaponand a friend with a big weapon. -In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived and who didn't. -If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running. -Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting is more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the weapon. -Use a weaponthat works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an Angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." -Someday someone may kill you with your own weapon, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty. -In combat, there are no rules, always cheat; always win. -The only unfair fight is the one you lose. -Have a plan. -Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work. -Use cover or concealment as much as possible. The visible target should be in FRONT of YOUR weapon. -Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours. -Don't drop your guard. -Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees. -Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them). -Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH. -The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get. -Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. -Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet. -Your number one Option for Personal Security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation. -Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with a ".4."
Army -See USMC Rules for combat -Add 60 to 90 days -Hope the Marines already destroyed all meaningful resistance
Navy -Spend three weeks getting somewhere -Adopt an aggressive offshore posture -Send in the Marines -Drink Coffee -Bring back the Marines
Air Force -Kiss the spouse good-bye -Drive to the flight line -Fly to target area, drop bombs, fly back. -Pop in at the club for a couple with the guys -Go home, BBQ some burgers and drink some more beer
Quoting: Jane Smith now i am nauseous
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