I love GLP - website theme song re-written

I love GLP

re-written by
Anonymous Coward

words sung to the tune
of I love this bar by Toby Keith

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1st
we got karma
we got doomers
social rejects and gloomers
we got trolls
we got shills
tards with plenty time to kill
where nobody is who they appear to be
mmmm mmmmm mmmmm I love GLP

2nd
we got cowards
we got heroes
and some rated as zeros
we got liars
we got cheats
advisors between the sheets
where veterans talk about their empathy
mmmm mmmm mmmmm I love GLP


Chorus
I love GLP
Alien and human race
debunking in photshop
slings shlitz in NASA's face.
no truth we see
just insanity
mmm I love GLP

3rd
we got war
we got peace
occupy signs in the streets
we got religion
one form or another
even visits from big brother
where bankers choose doom by GDP
mmmm mmmm mmmm I love GLP

music

bridge
I like my guns
better than my girlfriend
I take out my ammo
and count it every now and then

chorus
But I love GLP
panic sex is the rage
food stocked up for 6 months
draws a red flag on my face
just gimme a week
a FEMA camp I'll see
mmmm mmm mmmmm I love GLP

mmmm mmmm mmmmm I love GLP :)