LoL, I saw the commercial about the free BK Fries.

So...

Have some Free Fries, on the 200 year anniversary of the 12-16-1811 New Madrid Earthquake.

So, on Friday....get really stoned, grab some Free BK Fries, and then read about the Historical Doomquake.

Anything else we should know about that day OP? Did your Uncle tell you what's gonna happen? Is Jesus coming back? Are we being invaded by Aliens? Are we being nuked? Is Obama going to unveil himself as the antichrist? Are we having an Earthquake? Tsunami? Hurricane? Tornado Outbreak? Zombie Apocalypse? Is that the day we get sent to FEMA camps? Is that when the North American Union is announced? Is that when the Stock Market Crashes?

Have I covered enough areas of doom? I don't want any group to feel left out.