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IT IS AT HAND!!!! I KNOW THE SECRET! IT IS REAL, PROVABLE AND REPRODUCIBLE

 
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IT IS AT HAND!!!! I KNOW THE SECRET! IT IS REAL, PROVABLE AND REPRODUCIBLE
After getting high on a CLIF, THE WORDS struck a chord and it was quite accidental; Perhaps, the gods were watching and waiting; Waiting for the one they should grant Promethean anguish and glory at the same time.

It was a confluence of coincidence wrapped in a happenstance. I was struck by the sheer stupidity of some of the threads that were reaching prominence on the page. Noticing that a small cabal of interrelated, and probably interbred, sycophants were gaining a foothold in several threads, for no good reason I decided to intercede.

As a 47 year old male of enormous girth, but mastery of stretching my entertainment dollar with free downloads and lurking on glp; I leapt. But, accidentally, I was given the keys to the universe.

I have no link or cacophonous video to share with you. However, with only a few dollars on your prepaid visa, an accidental smattering of crisco, 18 cups of instant coffee and the litany of words and phrases read in but a few of our magical threads most notably by inner voice or his acolytes and the boundless joy of creation will be yours.

I found that with this combination of ingredients and I will write it in caps to be sure that you glean the import;

I FOUND THAT THIS WAS THE KEY. THE SECRET. THE SALVATION AND FREEDOM OF MANKIND. TAKE A MOMENT TO BESTILL YOUR FLUTTERING HEART. I SHALL ENSURE YOU A BREAK, AS NOT TO STRAIN THE WEAK OF LIMB AND I SHALL PUT A VAST BREAK IN MY TEXT.


















































































































FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF YOUR ABSOLUTE DEVOTION; IF YOU ASK ME INCESSANTLY AND I'LL COYLY DECLINE AS I FORCE YOU TO SEARCH FOR SYMBOLISM IN THE VIDEOS OF IV 222. ASK ME A QUESTION, GIVE ME AN ANSWER, I AM THE BARTENDER AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE: YOU MAY NOW GO BACK TO THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING, CHANGED FOREVER.
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what did you smoke?
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Jesus Christ is the way, truth, and life we must try to live.

Kindness and love are the things we must promote and practice.
GREAT minds talk about IDEAS
AVERAGE minds talk about EVENTS
SMALL minds talk about PEOPLE

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A good scientist is a person in whom the childhood quality of perennial curiosity lingers on. Once he gets an answer, he has other questions. ~Frederick Seitz

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Thread: THE TRUTH about the "Ancient Astronaut Theory" and Ancient Aliens TV Show AGENDA!
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Jesus Christ is the way, truth, and life we must try to live.

Kindness and love are the things we must promote and practice.
 Quoting: ExpertOfSound


AND LAUGHTER AND LEVITY AND NOT TAKING ONESELF TOO SERIOUSLY.
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Blah blah blah....WHERE'S MY DRINK!!
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what did you smoke?
 Quoting: wow 6688946


Airborne g-13 with pinapple thai backcrossed to the original Laotian Purple. Mere mortals would melt into the pneumenon.
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Blah blah blah....WHERE'S MY DRINK!!
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Depends on the question and the tip.
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Yeah, that's about what his thread really is. A whole bunch of fluff.

And he's gotten nearly 200 pages? why, god, why???
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Yeah, that's about what his thread really is. A whole bunch of fluff.

And he's gotten nearly 200 pages? why, god, why???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1547412


Exactly, It is an address book of the fickle and easily lead. God has her uses for fluffers.
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Blah blah blah....WHERE'S MY DRINK??
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Depends on the question and the tip.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus


Oh sorry, there...I fixed my punctuation.

*flips the bartender a shiny new penny*

eyebat
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Jesus Christ is the way, truth, and life we must try to live.

Kindness and love are the things we must promote and practice.
 Quoting: ExpertOfSound


AND LAUGHTER AND LEVITY AND NOT TAKING ONESELF TOO SERIOUSLY.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus


I lol'd

chuckle

Last Edited by Seer777 on 12/16/2011 02:36 PM
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Blah blah blah....WHERE'S MY DRINK??
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Depends on the question and the tip.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus


Oh sorry, there...I fixed my punctuation.

*flips the bartender a shiny new penny*

eyebat
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


We wouldn't want you having a leaky semi colon now, would we?

*glances at penny*Geeez, thanks, we know what garnishes your getting my dear. Scuse me while I slip into cold storage for a sec.
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Jesus Christ is the way, truth, and life we must try to live.

Kindness and love are the things we must promote and practice.
 Quoting: ExpertOfSound


AND LAUGHTER AND LEVITY AND NOT TAKING ONESELF TOO SERIOUSLY.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus


I lol'd

chuckle
 Quoting: Seer777


Cue K.C and the sunshine band: Thats the way I like it......
or are you somehow hacking my webcam? remember things look smaller in fisheye lenses and we live in stressful times and it's cold....
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I've deployed my missile on the Syrian border but they just point and laugh. Unleash the dogs of war!
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Did you forget something?
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Did you forget something?
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Often
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Did you forget something?
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Often
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus


LOL

Don't lose your keys...

hf
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Did you forget something?
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Often
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus


LOL

Don't lose your keys...

hf
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


How do you know i have the key? Is all of glp gazing through the wc at me. I must foil myself to reflect their energies.
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Did you forget something?
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Often
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus


LOL

Don't lose your keys...

hf
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


How do you know i have the key? Is all of glp gazing through the wc at me. I must foil myself to reflect their energies.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus


rofl

No, but some of us here ARE eggamucated. hehehe

But, accidentally, I was given the keys to the universe.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus
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Often
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus


LOL

Don't lose your keys...

hf
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


How do you know i have the key? Is all of glp gazing through the wc at me. I must foil myself to reflect their energies.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus


rofl

No, but some of us here ARE eggamucated. hehehe

But, accidentally, I was given the keys to the universe.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus

 Quoting: ArunaLuna


You understand what it costs to foil wrap a dog, seven chickens, 6 kids and a wife while furiously leafing through my survival guide for electronic redirection strategies?? I just singlehandedly saved alcan aluminium shares.
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You understand what it costs to foil wrap a dog, seven chickens, 6 kids and a wife while furiously leafing through my survival guide for electronic redirection strategies?? I just singlehandedly saved alcan aluminium shares.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus


My portfolio thanks you...

*flips the bartender another shiny penny*

chuckle
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You understand what it costs to foil wrap a dog, seven chickens, 6 kids and a wife while furiously leafing through my survival guide for electronic redirection strategies?? I just singlehandedly saved alcan aluminium shares.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus


My portfolio thanks you...

*flips the bartender another shiny penny*

chuckle
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Cheers, I'm guessing since god loves the poor; you are making sure I can enter the kingdom of da fadda.
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FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF YOUR ABSOLUTE DEVOTION; IF YOU ASK ME INCESSANTLY AND I'LL COYLY DECLINE AS I FORCE YOU TO SEARCH FOR SYMBOLISM IN THE VIDEOS OF IV 222. ASK ME A QUESTION, GIVE ME AN ANSWER, I AM THE BARTENDER AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE: YOU MAY NOW GO BACK TO THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING, CHANGED FOREVER.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus


Haha - He's really bugging your psyche, isn't he DF? LOL
I'll have a shot of tequilla, if you please.
Gracias!






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