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TSA Confiscates Woman's Cupcake - Says It's A Terrorist Threat

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/29/2018 08:32 PM
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Want a suggestion as to how you can avoid getting molested by the TSA? Just fart on them when their about to pat you down. That will get them to leave you alone. Works for me every time.
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04/29/2018 09:17 PM

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give 'em a break, they're just being thorough

it could've been yellowcake
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7663365


VERY good point, sir/madam!

Additionally, I would like to point out everyone is acting like they've never heard of of the terrorists' favored warcry: "Allahu Snackbar!"

The actions of the TSA agent(s) sound quite reasonable to me! Clearly, they could have just prevented the next 9/11 by seizing a potential improvised WMD and I, for one, am grateful!
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04/29/2018 09:34 PM
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I am a business traveler who flies every other week during the year. I have no problem with the TSA. Those people have tough jobs processing millions of people through airport check points each year. Although I doubt they would truly be able to stop a really well thought out and planned attack I appreciate their effort. Just wait until something does happen and everything jumps down the TSA's throat for not doing enough.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7204318


You sound like you have alot of experience with TSA, and I'm glad they've been professional with you. However, maybe you've just been lucky. All you have to do is google TSA, and you will see the horror stories. From groping little children in private areas to removing prosthetic breasts, they have clearly crossed the line. I'd say ninety percent of the time they know that the things they are doing are not only immoral, but do not pretain to our security in any way. In fact, such beahvior puts our security and privacy at risk, and makes us a victim to whatever they feel like doing at the moment. If we don't do something, it will get worse.
 Quoting: Dease

He is a frequent flyer and so he probability paid a little fee and gets through TSA with no problem. My brother does that. My brother pays for a thing to get through TSA with minimum loss of time and abuse.

So the truth is he never sees or experiences the abuse.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76514532


TSA Pre-check...$85 well spent, if you fly a couple times a year.
 Quoting: NawtyBits



So this is just another pay off for the Federal Mafia.

They have saying that "Freedom is not Free" I guess they have a point.
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04/29/2018 10:25 PM
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I am a business traveler who flies every other week during the year. I have no problem with the TSA. Those people have tough jobs processing millions of people through airport check points each year. Although I doubt they would truly be able to stop a really well thought out and planned attack I appreciate their effort. Just wait until something does happen and everything jumps down the TSA's throat for not doing enough.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7204318


If they were truly concerned about terrorism, the border would not be wide open.
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04/30/2018 12:47 AM
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I am a business traveler who flies every other week during the year. I have no problem with the TSA. Those people have tough jobs processing millions of people through airport check points each year. Although I doubt they would truly be able to stop a really well thought out and planned attack I appreciate their effort. Just wait until something does happen and everything jumps down the TSA's throat for not doing enough.
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shill
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04/30/2018 12:52 AM
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TSA PROBABLY ATE THE CUPCAKE GOOD GRIEF.
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buy expensive food, like fine patisserie sweets.

fill with purgatives.

let them confiscate your food.

you know they gonna grab them from the bin .
Forgotten Times

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03/04/2019 12:27 AM
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How hard is it to just not take this crap on the plane?

They are pretty up front about what isnt allowed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7222517


Since when were snacks not allowed on a plane? Not to mention, I've heard that they're taking everything now...even some medicines, baby milk ,and so forth. It would be hard to simply "not take" things because the list of threatning objects seems to be growing every day.
 Quoting: Dease


It depends what city
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03/04/2019 08:43 PM
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How hard is it to just not take this crap on the plane?

They are pretty up front about what isnt allowed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7222517


Since when were snacks not allowed on a plane? Not to mention, I've heard that they're taking everything now...even some medicines, baby milk ,and so forth. It would be hard to simply "not take" things because the list of threatning objects seems to be growing every day.
 Quoting: Dease


They are training the cattle for their one way visit to Club FEMA.
In the end, the truth is revealed. You might not accept it, but it will be right in front of you and undeniably true.
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How hard is it to just not take this crap on the plane?

They are pretty up front about what isnt allowed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7222517


Since when were snacks not allowed on a plane? Not to mention, I've heard that they're taking everything now...even some medicines, baby milk ,and so forth. It would be hard to simply "not take" things because the list of threatning objects seems to be growing every day.
 Quoting: Dease


Can't wait when they say you no longer can carry your cell phone on the plane. That will be fun.
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03/05/2019 12:13 PM
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I would have farted on the cupcake and shoved it down his throat