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does your wife fart in front of you ?

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2011 06:55 PM
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does your wife fart in front of you ?
or does she hide it and fart secretly ?
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2011 06:56 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
Doesn't fart
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2011 07:01 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
she does and it turns me on
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12/27/2011 07:02 PM

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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
smells like a rose
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12/27/2011 07:05 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
she walks behind......
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12/27/2011 07:10 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
My wife doesn't fart, she toots.
An aspiring caprine logistical coordinator
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12/27/2011 07:11 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
she does and it turns me on
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you too eh.

Is that wrong ? lmao
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12/27/2011 07:13 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
little of both.

i encourage her to fart as i don't like to see her suffer discomfort associated with not farting.

but, i can tell she'd rather I believed that gas doesn't build up in her system making farting unnecessary.
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12/27/2011 07:15 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
she does and it turns me on
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1198038


you too eh.

Is that wrong ? lmao
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If we like her regular scent and chemical makeup...

Why condemn the ammonia compund NH3? chuckle
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12/27/2011 07:18 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
My wife walks over to me and faces her butt towards me and proudly announces ' got something for ya' and rips one right on me.
Then she yells at me if I try that on her.
Double standards I say.
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12/27/2011 07:19 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
My wife walks over to me and faces her butt towards me and proudly announces ' got something for ya' and rips one right on me.
Then she yells at me if I try that on her.
Double standards I say.
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cruise

tasted like a fine wine
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2011 07:25 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
My wife walks over to me and faces her butt towards me and proudly announces ' got something for ya' and rips one right on me.
Then she yells at me if I try that on her.
Double standards I say.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7802357


cruise

tasted like a fine wine
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I wished.
She just finished a big bowl of cabbage and noodles. I'm sleeping out in the barn with the animals tonight.
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12/27/2011 09:02 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
My mate does not fart she sings at The Opera House.s226s226s226moshpit
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12/27/2011 09:04 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
My last wife did. Pig. Divorced.
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
My last wife did. Pig. Divorced.
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Did the same
theCOOCH

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01/07/2012 10:30 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
i force my wife to give ME the dutch oven, instant erection
SLAM THAT CLAM
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01/07/2012 10:33 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
yeah mine does and i say "Are you chatting me up":dubya:
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01/07/2012 10:42 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
No she waits till it's her turn
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01/07/2012 10:45 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
I may be a slobbish oaf, but neither of us fart without discretion.

(only accidental farts, like when you sneeze or something)
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01/07/2012 10:46 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
mine rips em and even tells me about her bowel movements. Goddamn femminsit.
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01/07/2012 10:47 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
I have a female relative, always very prim and proper woman. Never a hair out of place. Doesn't swear, likes everything clean to the point of obsession.
Anyway I happened to be over at her place one day when she was walking around in her dressing gown, as she wasn't well, and she let loose a cannon load of wind, it went for about five minutes. She and her boyfriend, who's about 90, both pretended that nothing unusual had happened.
I had to leave the room I was laughing so much, never mind the smell !
Well folks this has been an enormously entertaining thread, I may give the OP some of my karma points, I'll have to log it though, may not happen, but at least the thought was there.....
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01/07/2012 10:48 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
i stick my dick in her ass first then she farts! it's like a reverse donkey punch!
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01/07/2012 10:48 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
Every time a woman farts, an angel gets sucked into a jet engine.
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01/07/2012 10:49 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
No she waits till it's her turn
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chuckle
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01/07/2012 10:50 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
Are you kidding? I think she only farts in front of me. Sadistic thrills for, and instant death for me. They seem to always hold it for the ones they love.

But I get revenge when I can.
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
I try not to fart in front of the husband but occasionally it happens accidentally. Let me tell you, he makes a huge deal out of it when it happens. He can be such an ass.
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01/07/2012 10:57 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
burping and farting are natural body functions and no one should be made to feel like they have to hold it in.
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01/07/2012 11:00 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
I am VERY proud to share with you all this evening; while at first she was very timid and embarrassed of her natural body functions, she is now completely comfortable passing gas in front of me. I achieved this through practicing relentless flatulence around her while constantly reinforcing the notion that "its natural."

Cheers!
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01/12/2012 07:49 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
bump
rachel
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01/12/2012 07:56 PM
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
just started using this weapon to get him off of me. will only work for a while though lol
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Re: does your wife fart in front of you ?
fart





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