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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1356782 ![]() 12/30/2011 10:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: RED ALERT! THE CORRECT DATES FOR WW3, SUDDEN DESTRUCTION, AND THE RAPTURE!!! DEFCON 4 THE FINAL SIGN GIVEN ON 1/8/2012!! He does not get into the Biblical signs in this post. Yesterday He posted Part 2 that gives that info. It is also a very good post. I will not post it though because this post would be half of the whole message. If this gets your attention than just do a search for this post: Ron Reese (29 Dec 2011) "RED ALERT! The BIBLICAL date for the Rapture/Sudden Destruction is 1/28/12!" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7209547 ![]() 12/30/2011 10:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: RED ALERT! THE CORRECT DATES FOR WW3, SUDDEN DESTRUCTION, AND THE RAPTURE!!! DEFCON 4 THE FINAL SIGN GIVEN ON 1/8/2012!! well the biblical apocalypse already happened, it was the events leading into and out of WW2. there is no rapture btw that's a human invention based of misinterpreting really bad translated documents and finally, find an alternative to your kings james bible. that translation is such a turn off to most people not raised and beaten into going to church |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1356782 ![]() 12/30/2011 10:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: RED ALERT! THE CORRECT DATES FOR WW3, SUDDEN DESTRUCTION, AND THE RAPTURE!!! DEFCON 4 THE FINAL SIGN GIVEN ON 1/8/2012!! I never fell for Campings predictions. It made no sense to me. Ron Reese is a well respected Watchman. He collaborated with Mathman for some of this. It would be a mistake to blow this off without reading it with an open mind and chewing on it. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1119244 ![]() 12/30/2011 10:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: RED ALERT! THE CORRECT DATES FOR WW3, SUDDEN DESTRUCTION, AND THE RAPTURE!!! DEFCON 4 THE FINAL SIGN GIVEN ON 1/8/2012!! Ugh Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1119244 ![]() ![]() Stop it with the fear based BS lies already. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS THE RAPTURE. those that do not believe will not go, especially since they are not watching or looking for his appearing. good luck in your SURVIVAL. PEACE. ![]() 13 years ago, I was a good little Christian, waiting and watching for the Lord to return. It wasn't until over a decade later that I realized He had never gone anywhere in the first place, and that it was me who needed to find Him... within. ![]() |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1356782 ![]() 12/30/2011 10:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: RED ALERT! THE CORRECT DATES FOR WW3, SUDDEN DESTRUCTION, AND THE RAPTURE!!! DEFCON 4 THE FINAL SIGN GIVEN ON 1/8/2012!! The one star bandit strikes again. Ill bet they did not read the whole thing. If you dont believe in the rapture just put that part on the shelf . This post is basically just signs from the NWO that point to this day of major Doom. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7993594 ![]() 12/30/2011 11:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: RED ALERT! THE CORRECT DATES FOR WW3, SUDDEN DESTRUCTION, AND THE RAPTURE!!! DEFCON 4 THE FINAL SIGN GIVEN ON 1/8/2012!! Instead of worrying about what date the end time is, he should be out there living a good life like Jesus ordered him to do. What tells me this jerk-off is a demon deceiver is the fact he bashes the number 3. Of course he hates the number 3 because he is a demon and the trinity is his enemy. "The Father" "The Son" and the "Holy Ghost". . |
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Paddy User ID: 5574044 ![]() 12/30/2011 11:04 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: RED ALERT! THE CORRECT DATES FOR WW3, SUDDEN DESTRUCTION, AND THE RAPTURE!!! DEFCON 4 THE FINAL SIGN GIVEN ON 1/8/2012!! I never fell for Campings predictions. It made no sense to me. Ron Reese is a well respected Watchman. He collaborated with Mathman for some of this. It would be a mistake to blow this off without reading it with an open mind and chewing on it. So Camping wrong, Reese right? Got it. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7620927 ![]() 12/30/2011 11:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: RED ALERT! THE CORRECT DATES FOR WW3, SUDDEN DESTRUCTION, AND THE RAPTURE!!! DEFCON 4 THE FINAL SIGN GIVEN ON 1/8/2012!! I never fell for Campings predictions. It made no sense to me. Ron Reese is a well respected Watchman. He collaborated with Mathman for some of this. It would be a mistake to blow this off without reading it with an open mind and chewing on it. Okey-dokey, so how much longer until Ron Reese gets BS-flagged back to the stone age? If the date passes and nothing happens, what will you do? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 5931706 ![]() 12/30/2011 11:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: RED ALERT! THE CORRECT DATES FOR WW3, SUDDEN DESTRUCTION, AND THE RAPTURE!!! DEFCON 4 THE FINAL SIGN GIVEN ON 1/8/2012!! use the date jESUS GAVE when he said ALL would be accomplished before the generation that saw the budding of the fig tree (the new jewish state come about) passed away. That can only be around 125 years from God's recognization of exactly when Israel was once again a nation....was that 1948....or does God recognize the date they got back the temple mount area during the 1967 six days war? In any case, this guy is wrong to set a date like that...and once again it seems that even the elect are being deceived. In any case, by 2092 ALL WILL BE FULFILLED! |
Not sure!!!!!!!!!!!! User ID: 7992986 ![]() 12/30/2011 11:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: RED ALERT! THE CORRECT DATES FOR WW3, SUDDEN DESTRUCTION, AND THE RAPTURE!!! DEFCON 4 THE FINAL SIGN GIVEN ON 1/8/2012!! While I don't expect a rapture as many expect it. I have to agree that he may be on to something with the NWO warnings. They do speak to each other with codes that the average people do not grasp. I remember when reagan was layinf in state in the US capital. the Guy on the radio made a comment about his feet being located toward the east and head to the west or vice versa. Anyway why would he know that MUCH LESS SAY IT ON THE RADIO. I remmeber thinking it was odd for him to say. In the NWO occult it is important to them it is part of their rituals. The only ones who it meant anything to was those of them in the know. I was just discerning enough to catch it and know it meant something. Same with these Missle launches. Black outs etc this guy may be on to something. It certainly appears something is about to happen to Iran and Syria. I was already looking at the 15th of jan for an EMP attack on Iran. followed by a massive strike by US and allies. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1356782 ![]() 12/30/2011 11:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: RED ALERT! THE CORRECT DATES FOR WW3, SUDDEN DESTRUCTION, AND THE RAPTURE!!! DEFCON 4 THE FINAL SIGN GIVEN ON 1/8/2012!! Can I take the early bus please? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3812642 Thread: A New Year's Eve **Rapture*** Some spiritual food to ponder as we end 2011 I was looking for a Hanukkah rapture but it did not happen. So far all date setters have been wrong. That not to say that someone will get it right one of these times. If nothing happens, I will still be looking for my savior because HE said He was coming back. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1356782 ![]() 12/30/2011 11:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: RED ALERT! THE CORRECT DATES FOR WW3, SUDDEN DESTRUCTION, AND THE RAPTURE!!! DEFCON 4 THE FINAL SIGN GIVEN ON 1/8/2012!! use the date jESUS GAVE when he said ALL would be accomplished before the generation that saw the budding of the fig tree (the new jewish state come about) passed away. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5931706 That can only be around 125 years from God's recognization of exactly when Israel was once again a nation....was that 1948....or does God recognize the date they got back the temple mount area during the 1967 six days war? In any case, this guy is wrong to set a date like that...and once again it seems that even the elect are being deceived. In any case, by 2092 ALL WILL BE FULFILLED! Read part 2, Ron gets into that in detail. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1533618 ![]() 12/30/2011 11:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: RED ALERT! THE CORRECT DATES FOR WW3, SUDDEN DESTRUCTION, AND THE RAPTURE!!! DEFCON 4 THE FINAL SIGN GIVEN ON 1/8/2012!! So if on 1/28/2012, what will you do if everything is status quo? If nothing happens. If nothing happens in 6 months or 6 years? How many times have we heard "EXACT DATES" for doom, which of course, rarely comes to fruition? I'm pretty certain planet earth was going to self-destruct in 1999 and 2000... it didn't We are still here after 1984 as well. Or how about all of THESE (Hey, I had to read yours, now read mine): January 1, 2000 Too many to mention The so-called "millenium bug" will result in a massive computer outage on 1/1/2000, caused by that fact that in the good old days of yore, many COBOL programmers decided to save a bit of memory by using only two digits to encode a year on date fields. Obviously, when "00" rolls around, these programs will think that it is January 1, 1900, and every algorithm that relies on a date sort routine will fail. It should be noted that very few of the doom-and-gloom purveyors are actually programmers. Those of us (like your ever humble list maintainer) who are involved with these systems on a daily basis tend to suspect that while there may be widespread outages and related problems, the worst that will happen is that a whole host of unlucky nerds will have to pull several all-nighters in front of their terminals. But we will get it fixed. Update (1/4/2000): I think it is fairly safe to say that this prediction has mercifully failed. Was it a case of over-hype, or timely solution? You decide. In the meantime, would anyone like 800 tins of Beanie-Weenies? Failed January 1, 2000 Gary North The founder of Christian Reconstruction has taken the y2k bug to a whole new level of hysteria. Gary is convinced that global economic chaos will result from a worldwide collapse of financial computer systems. Of course, the more cynical among us would note that North is famous for making equally hysterical, but inevitably false predictions in the past. Update (1/4/2000): We still seem to be here and functioning. I filled up my car with gas, and paid with my credit card. The complete collapse of civilization as we know it appears to have made little impact on the daily lives of the inhabitants of our planet. However, Gary seems to be holding out some hope that death and destruction will slowly creep upon us in the coming months. I think not. Failed April 5, 2000 Michael Rood Almost missed this one. Michael updated his guess for Tishri 1, 6001 to April 5, 2000. This day "starts out with bloodshed, plagues, and all manner of pestilence". Sounds like a pretty good description of the Nasdaq roller-coaster to me. Sigh. Failed May 5, 2000 Richard Noone The coming Ice disaster. Polar shifts. Global disaster. Or something... (May 5, 2000 is the date of the next Grand Conjunction, when the planets line up. Anyone remember 1982? The year of the last Grand Conjunction? When the world utterly failed to end?) Update (5/6/00): To the complete surprise of almost no-one (except, possibly, Mr. Noone), the end of the world has once again failed to arrive as scheduled. To his credit, Richard did strongly pepper his recent articles with weasel-words like "potential" and "possibly", but one suspects that life has once again thrown a would-be Jeremiah the proverbial curve ball. Now all Richard has to do is figure out where those voices in his head really came from... Update (6/18/00): An addendum on Noone's home page makes the insightful observation that "...most earth change activity has not affected high population areas...". It does point out that there have been earthquakes across the Pacific Rim, however. Golly gee. Earthquakes in the most active tectonic plates on the planet? Who woulda thunk it... Failed May 17, 2000 Rebecca Harrison Also known as St John (hey, why not?), this starry-eyed soothsayer presents a wealth of future unfolding. May 17, 2000, Jesus is scheduled to debut his presence here on EArth. (That is not a typo, by the way. All you classical lit buffs should know what it means. Think "Gilgamesh".) Then, in June of 2003, the final battle takes place. Jesus said "no man knows the day or hour", but apparently the month and year were not covered. Also, there will be a forty day period of fasting from August 20 to September 30. You have been warned. (Finally, a use for all those Y2K canned meats!) Failed June 10, 2000 Ron Reese Based on an extremely trustworthy source (a "revelation") and some convoluted logic, Ron thinks that a "flood-like" event will occur on June 10. Before we dismiss this as yet another of Ron's ravings (he has graced this list before), we should point out that Bonnie Gaunt was able to confirm this revelation through the use of oh-so-trustworthy numerology. So there. Failed June 11, 2000 Marilyn Agee Third time's the charm. Update (6/18/2000) : Well, it seems that Marilyn's third date for the first rapture came and went with no obvious Heavenly fanfare. What of the future? Marilyn seems to think that the Church is currently in a 10-day waiting period, based on Rev 2:10. That means that June 20 should see the Rapture. This time for sure. Update (6/25/2000) : A new note on Marilyn's front page reads as follows: Messianic Rabbi Michael Rood announced today on the Prophecy Club that the corrected Solar Calendar proves that Shavuot begins this year on July 9th. This because the barley was 'Abib', green/ripe, on June 5th. This makes Oct. 28th Tishri 1, 6001. If his calculations are correct then the Pentecost Rapture may still occur this year. So there. Update (7/2/2000) : More stupid calendar tricks. Poor old Noah has been pressed into service yet again as a harbinger of the End. In a long and very confusing piece of eisegesis, Marilyn somehow arrives at Av 19 (Aug 20) as a possible date for the Rapture. Says Marilyn: "I wonder if the indwelling Holy Spirit of Christ will fly the dove (Bride) to her rest, Heaven, on Av 19 (Sunday, Aug. 20, 2000)?" Uh...that would be a "no". Failed July 7, 2000 Robert Hallman Combining UFO's (don't trust those greys - they are "Satan's Soldiers"!), Nostradamus and Biblical prophecy, Robert arrives at a tentative date (or two) for the Rapture. Robert has also exposed the Antichrist for all to see. Update (7/17/00): Most of Robert's pages are now gone, with the exception of a home page that sports a spiffy image of a morphing alien coupled with a rather pathetic poem. Still he admonishes us not to trust those greys. I intend to take him seriously. Alien cookout, anyone? Hmmm...tastes like chicken... Failed July 2000 Melody Mehta Drawing data from such prophetic heavyweights as Gordon Michael Scallion, Nostradamus and Mother Shipton, Melody thinks that Phobos, one of the moons of Mars, will be knocked out of orbit by a passing comet. Guess where it's going to land up? Yup - it's metal helmet time, as several billion tons of rock come crashing down on us unsuspecting homo sapiens. And, with such remarkably accurate soothsayers on her side, how can Melody possibly fail to be wrong? Failed August 20, 2000 Ephraim Begin preparations for the Battle of Armageddon. Ephraim reinterprets the book of Daniel for the umpteenth time, and arrives at a timeline for the Last Days. Unfortunately, this timeline calls for the Rapture to occur in March of 2000. Oops. Not to worry, our resourceful exegete points out that several events in this time period confirm his predictions. O ye of little faith... Update (8/27/00): Well, the Battle of Armageddon remains as elusive as ever. Have no fear, however, as Ephraim remains convinced that September 30 will mark the beginning of the Great Tribulation, and October 22 the Rapture. (Cool! On my birthday, too...) Failed September 2, 2000 Jerry Grenough September 2 sees the end of the Jewish year 5760. Jerry also seems to think that this will be the absolute, final year of this present age. This conclusion is based on a number of impressive factors, but what sold it for me was the wonderful Bible Codes matrix that Jerry found. Oooh... Failed September 6, 2000 Daniel Adam Millar The peace accord between Israel and Palestine on September 13, 1993 marked the beginning of the seven-year tribulation. On September 6, 2000, the Antichrist will proclaim himself God, and begin the battle of Armageddon. Failed September 16-19, 2000 Phil Stone The Coastlands disaster. Phil sees all of Biblical history as a blueprint for the last days. The Gulf War, for example, was simply a replay of the story of Moses, substituting each year of the story for one day in modern times. Now that that's all clear, Phil sees the story of the Exodus as predicting a massive increase in the sea-level, resulting in catastrophic loss of life in the Summer of 2000. Surf's up, dudes! Failed September 29, 2000 Love the jewish The End of the World will begin on Rosh Hashanah some year, most likely 2000. Failed September 29, 2000 Michael Rood He's back. Michael believes that the accepted Hebrew calendar is all meshuga, and has kindly taken it upon himself to produce a corrected version. His version states that the seventh millenium actually began either on April 6, 2000 or May 5, 2000. (It depends on when his barley actually ripened. I kid you not.) This means that he expects the invasion of God and Magog either at the end of September, 2000 or October 28, 2000. Failed September 30, 2000 Jim Bramlett Citing several erudite end-times scholars, one of whom is our own Marilyn Agee, Jim arrives at a window of 2004 - 2007 for the Second Coming. Citing a few more scholars and remarkable parallels, Jim tentatively points to Fall 2000 as the date of the Rapture. One should also note that Jim has a page pointing to June 1, 2000 as a possible date for the Rapture, though he seems to be unsure about how seriously it should be taken, considering the source. Failed October 1, 2000 Byron Weeks The National ID Card system will be implemented on October 1st. President Clinton will declare martial law sometime in September or October, and the World Government will start rounding up the separatists and patriots. America will then be plunged into a nuclear war and desolated. Looks like we won't have to worry about whom to vote for in November. Failed October 2000 Jim Searcy The return of Christ and the beginning of the Millenium. As a bonus, Jim also fingers the antichrist for us. I won't spoil the surprise, except to say that it should have been obvious all along... Failed November 12, 2000 James van der Worp Okay, you're going to have to pay attention for this one. James was suspicious of NASA's silence concerning comet 76P. Following a chain of what we will generously call reasoning, James visits Mother Shipton, Gordon-Michael Scallion and that old stalwart Nostradamaus, and decided that there is an outside chance that 76P could knock Phobos out of Mars orbit, and directly into the path of the Earth. He projects an impact date of November 12, 2000, although he seems to think that a more likely period would be sometime in October. Whenever it hits, I, for one, intend to hold my umbrella up high. Failed November 17, 2000 David Zavitz Another eisegesis fan (look it up!), David sees the Oslo Accord of September 13, 1993 between President Arafat and the late President Rabin as the start of the seven-year tribulation countdown. Somehow, this means that November 17 of 2000 will see "Faith's big reward" (?), followed in short order by the resurrection of Daniel himself. Failed 2000 The House of Yahweh The beginning of the Great Tribulation. The last seven years of human history began on September 13, 1993. Presumably, the final war will then begin sometime about September 13, 2000. Failed 2000 William Zambrano The impact of Shoemaker-Levy on Jupiter signaled the start of the Seven-Year Tribulation. Failed 2000 Ammar Ali Khan The Muslims "Last Prophet" will appear to lead all the Faithful in a thirty-year battle against Satan's army. Failed January 20, 2001 Lyn Mize Lyn's "understanding" of prophecy hints that the Rapture will occur before Saturday, and the Antichrist, none other than John F. Kennedy, will be revealed. This despite the somewhat awkward impediment of being very dead. Failed April 16, 2001 Bill Singleton In a post on the Five Doves site, Bill presents what we can only assume was intended to be evidence for his position that the Rapture will occur on Easter Weekend, 2001. Bill has promised further posts, so stay tuned on this one. Failed April 24, 2001 Lord's Witnesses Do you find yourself wondering whether the Bible Code is true or not? Well, me neither. But just in case, wonder no more. These nice folks have kindly figured out the True Bible Code for us. And is sure has some interesting things to say. Apparently, the UN will take over the world sometime between March 26th and April 24th of 2001. No-one will be able to buy or sell anything without UN authority after May 2001. And a worldwide famine will begin by September of this same year. Consider yourselves warned. Failed May 28, 2001 David Parker David, also known (for some reason) as CAPS, has latched onto the story of the Baptism of Fire in Acts 2, and somehow transformed it into a potential date for the Rapture at Pentecost of 2001. The "evidence" is listed in a post, followed by this one. Failed May 28, 2001 Marilyn Agee While Marilyn is desperately taking pot-shots at a date for the Rapture, she has in the meantime decided on an appointment for the start of the Tribulation. This date should see the beginning of the ministry of the two end-time witnesses, as well as the unveiling of the Antichrist. She notes that she expects the Rapture between now and the start of the Tribulation. Anyone want to take bets that this is going to come down to the wire? Update (5/30/01) : Marilyn seems to be in her quiet phase right now. Traditionally, there will be a few days of utter silence from the Agee camp while she desperately tries to figure out why she is still here. This will be followed by the equally traditional "Monkey Throwing Darts at the Calendar" phase, after which she will announce that, in fact, the Rapture was actually scheduled for next year all along. Go Marilyn! Update (6/15/01) : The Monkey/Dart phase is now in full swing. Having already seen June 9/10 go whizzing by, Marilyn is (cautiously) pointing the marker to June 21. It is on this day, apparently, that the Moon will be New, and the Eclipse will be in Gemini, or somesuch. One can only hope that Jupiter aligns with Mars, and Peace guides the planets as well... Failed November 11, 2001 Bob Ware In a post that, for some reason, reminds me of a session of the Kevin Bacon Game gone hideously wrong, Bob repeatedly singles out the date of 11-22-01 as being somehow significant. The 22nd day of November is, of course, the anniversary of the assassination of JFK, an event that has provided more fodder for conspiracy theorists than a Freemason/Bilderberg convention at the Watergate Hotel. Failed 2001 Unarius The Pleiadeans land on Earth. Failed 2001 Jack van Impe 2001 will see the start of the Great Tribulation. Political chaos, natural disasters, nuclear war and the worldwide rise of Islam will usher in mankind's final hour. Failed April 14, 2002 Mike Keller Pure, vintage kookery here. It appears that one-half second before midnight on April 14, 2002, the Doomsgate will open, Jesus will appear for his saints. Nuclear war will begin 45 days after this point, earth shifts and global cataclysms just before it. At other points in this meandering, barely coherent diatribe, we are told that America will probably be under totalitarian rule before the end of Summer, 1999, and that Y2K (anyone remember that?) will signal the start of an inevitable slide into economic disaster. Seems that a few updates are called for. Failed May 23, 2004 Marilyn Agee She's Back! At a new URL even! Having missed the previous Rapture prediction, Marilyn is now shooting for a new pre-trib rapture and Tribulation schedule, with the second coming due on April 5, 2011. She does seem to favor May for the beginning of the end. She is hedging her bets on this one, giving two other timetables for the Tribulation: May 20, 2007 through September 5, 2013 and May 28, 2009 through September 14, 2015. Update: Having missed Sunday 23 May, Agee is now saying Thursday 27, May, but wait, it could be anytime between now and July 6, 2004 Failed 17 October, 2004 Donna Danna Clay Cantrell You have to love this one. Clay based his estimate of the date for the Rapture on the dimensions of Noah's Ark (converted to inches), taking special note of the location of the "escape window", and followed by some esoteric calculation involving the rotation of sun through the sky. Barnum was only half right. Update (2/22/01): Clay explains his "reasoning"... Failed 2004 Watcher Ministries The Tribulation began in 1997, and Christ will return seven years later in 2004. All this is based on an analysis of the Great Pyramid of Giza. Failed June 14, 2005 Marilyn Agee She Doesn't Give Up! Having missed yet another Rapture prediction, Marilyn is now compressing the doomsday schedule into 6 years. The latest Rapture and Tribulation schedule still calls for the second coming on April 5, 2011. It just occured to me that The Rapture® could have already happened and we would not know it! If you take The Bible literally, as Agee does, only 144,000 make the cut. With about 5.5 billion people on the planet, that makes the ratio aroud 1:38,000. If only one out of 38,000 people disappear, would they really be missed? They certainly would be buried under the noise of missing persons, for example, for 2003, 6021 children were reported missing in Iowa (not even counting the adults). The population of Iowa was 2,944,062. This gives a missing persons ratio of 1:489. Even if 90% of the cases are solved, the ratio is still 1:4890, enough to hide people spirited away. Even with the above theory, I will still consider the prophecy to have failed if Agee is still around after June 14th. Failed August 15, 2005 Marilyn Agee Her guesses are getting closer together. This time her prophecy is based on the harvest season of Ancient Israel. Failed October 4, 2005 Everett Vasek Everett believes that the Rapture will occur on the Jewish feast day of Rosh Hashanah, sometime between 1998, and October 4, 2005. He bases this date on the timing of the Jewish feasts, the upcoming Israeli peace treaty, and the possible length of a biblical generation being 14,000 days long. Failed December 26, 2005 Marilyn Agee After a period of silence from the Agee camp, midnight on Hanukkah is her newest date. Note that she is hedging a bit more this time if you read the site. Update: Agee now seems distracted with determining the exact date of the birth of Jesus I have not found a concrete date for The Rapture this time around. Failed April 16, 2006 Ken Welch The Evil Neocons in Washingtion DC, and/or the Mossad have smuggled a Russian A-bomb into Texas. They plan to set it off on Easter Sunday and blame it on the Arabs, kicking off World War III in ernest. Ken bases this conclusion from speeches of Rice, Negroponte, Bush and Cheney played backwards! Update: It's April 17, 2006 and Texas is still here (some say unfortunately). Ken claims that the Neocons called off the plan because of his site. Most think that reverse speech is hogwash. You decide. Failed August 12, 2006 Lord's Witnesses This is the most off the wall prediction that this group has come up with yet. Get this. By the end of today, the UN building in Manhattan will be blown up by a small atomic bomb (taking much of the island with it). Update: Well, here it is, long after sundown on Saturday and the UN building and greater Manhattan are still here. Failed August 22, 2006 Bernard Lewis The atomic war predictions are coming faster than I can keep up with this! This time Bernard Lewis claims that World War III will start on August 22th, with an attack by Iran on Israel, with atomic retaliation by the latter country. Update: Although the situation in the middle east is still quite volatile, Iran has not attacked Israel, or anyone else as of this date, So I'm calling this one Failed Failed August 26, 2006 Lord's Witnesses After missing the mark two weeks ago this group is still calling for the destruction of the UN Building by a small atomic bomb (taking much of the island with it) on the last Sabbath in August. Failed September 23, 2006 Lord's Witnesses After missing the mark in August this group is still calling for the destruction of the UN Building by a small atomic bomb (taking much of the island of Manhattan with it) by Sept 23rd, with the event to take place on a weekend. Makes one wonder if this group is trying to procure an A bomb so that they can fulfill their own prophecy. Failed September 25, 2006 Marilyn Agee Under "Pro and Con 1298" Agee says that the sign of Rev 12:1f (A woman arrayed with the sun, and the moon under her feet and upon her head a crown of twelve stars) will appear in the evening of September 25, 2006. This may be referring to the postion of the constellation Virgo however, but Agee is saying that "...it could mark the time of the Pre-Trib Rapture". Failed October 26, 2006 Lord's Witnesses After missing the mark once again in September this group is still calling for the destruction of the UN Building by a small atomic bomb (taking much of the island of Manhattan with it) by October 6th, or is it the 26th? The site has conflicting dates. They just aren't going to give up on this idea, no matter how often the prophecy fails. Failed December 15, 2006 Lord's Witnesses After missing the mark still yet another time in October this group is still calling for the destruction of the UN Building by a small atomic bomb... Oh, now they are hedging their bet a bit, the exact quote from the site is "We now predict a terrorist Dirty Bomb or Nuclear Bomb will hit the UN plaza in Midtown Manhattan on or before 2006Chislev20 (before Sundown Friday December 15th)." Failed December 24, 2006 Lord's Witnesses When you thought that this group had given up, they are back with more amazing predictions. Their earlier prediction has the UN taking over the world in May 2001. But now based on having found the true number of the beast (616 instead of 666) in an ancient rubbish tip, they have recalculated the end time table. December 24, 2006. The UN Undergoes a major reorganization. The security council is no more and the UN General Assembly governs at large. This is the forth and last incarnation of the UN before the end. See also their predictions for May 4, 2007 and August 20, 2008 Update: The only thing of significance that has happened over at the UN is the passage of Iran sanctions, hardly a reorganization. The LWs are hedging this one by saying, "So it would have to be a non declared UN decision for the moment." Failed January 20, 2007 Lord's Witnesses Talk about total obsession! This group still is predicting a dirty bomb or nuclear bomb in Midtown Manhattan. But maybe they will finally give up on this one, to quote from the site: "If nothing happens by the end of Tebbeth i.e. by Jaunary 23/24, 2007 then we again really do run out of options in our present understanding." Failed March 20, 2007 Lord's Witnesses After a month off, this group came up with something they call "16 flexiproofs" which puts atomic bomb attack on the UN date as March 20th 2007. UPDATE: The group is now saying "We no longer have a scriptural mandate to publish in advance the precise day....which we understand to be a terrorist nuclear bomb..." talk about weasling out. But the LWs are still making future predictions to have fun with. Failed May 4, 2007 Lord's Witnesses When you thought that this group had given up, they are back with more amazing predictions. Their earlier prediction has the UN taking over the world in May 2001. But now based on having found the true number of the beast (616 instead of 666) in an ancient rubbish tip, they have recalculated the end time table. May 4, 2007, The UN Takes over the world and everyone must get the number of the beast. The web site recommendeds fleeing to the mountains. I'm already in the mountains, so I'm all set, how about you? Failed May 24, 2007 Marilyn Agee A new batch of predictions from the Agee camp! She is now setting the Pre-Trib Rapture and the start of The Tribulation as occuring on May 23-24 2007. Failed August 31, 2007 Lord's Witnesses When you thought that this group had given up on the UN Bomb prediction, they are at it again. Failed November 3, 2007 Lord's Witnesses I really thought that they had given up on the UN Bomb thing. They now hedging that it may not be nuclear, but a very very large bomb. Failed November 15, 2007 Lord's Witnesses The UN Bomb predictions are getting closer and closer together. Homeland Security really needs to investgate this group, as they will probably set the bomb off just so that they can say they were correct after all. Failed December 5, 2007 Lord's Witnesses The UN Bomb predictions are getting closer and closer together. Once again hedged as a "very very large bomb". Homeland Security really needs to investgate this group, as they will probably set the bomb off just so that they can say they were correct after all. Failed 1999-2007 Thomas Chase Thomas has a number of predictions for this period. He foresees the arrival of the Antichrist sometime in 1999-2000, the approach of Cassini in August 1999 as a "holographic or parallel event" signaling a possible nuclear crisis in Russia, and Armageddon, another nuclear war, in 2007. March 21, 2008 Lord's Witnesses The last day of this world. Jesus takes over. But what about the August 20, 2008 prediction? Failed August 20, 2008 Lord's Witnesses When you thought that this group had given up, they are back with more amazing predictions. Their earlier prediction has the UN taking over the world in May 2001. But now based on having found the true number of the beast (616 instead of 666) in an ancient rubbish tip, they have recalculated the end time table. The last day of Armageddon is now scheduled for August 20, 2008. Book your flights now. Failed September 10, 2008 Otto Rosler This guy, among a handful of others predict the start of the end of the world when the Large Hadron Collider is switched on, creating a mini black hole that will devour the earth in a devasting quaser ignition. Actually Rosler claims that the effect will not be observable until 2012. See Rosler's prediction for 2012 Update: The tests ran on September 10th did not actually involve collisions, the protons only ran one way. The machine broke down during testing, causing yet undetermined damage, so it will be at least a year befoe the actual test will run. Failed September 11, 2008 Lord's Witnesses Yet another atomic bomb in New York prediction. This one is so obvious, 7 years after the original 9-11 attack. Failed May 29, 2009 Marilyn Agee Agee now sets the beginning of The Tribulation in 2009 Failed December 31, 2009 Karl Denninger The entire US financial system is going to collapse and along with it Social Security and Medicare. Unemployement will hit 30% and civil unrest will break out before the end of the year and the Military and the Guard won't be able to stop it. UPDATE: It's 2010 and people are still getting their Social Security checks. However the federal deficit has reached unstainable highs and other economic factors are in uncharted territory. Denniger may just have been too early, we'll see. Failed 1998-2012 Gordon-Michael Scallion All sorts of catastrophic earth changes. Global warming. Melting polar ice caps. Earthquakes, volcanoes, etc. 2005-2050 Matt Savinar Matt predicts that we will soon run out of cheap oil and the result will be the demise of human civilization because of war over what oil is left, as well as food shortages and disease. Only ten percent of the current world population are expected to survive. This prediction actually has some scientific basis. UPDATE: Matt's web site is undergoing a major change, there is no more peak oil information, just a bunch of astrology stuff. Too bad, this site once had some value. You can see Matt's Peak Oil site as of August 2010 at Archive Org. Theoildrum.com has some good current info on peak oil, links to other energy sites, but no predictions. 2010 Dennis L. Cuddy Dennis predicts that the US Dollar will collapse along with the US Government as well. The North American Union (consisting of the former U.S., Canada and Mexico) will take the place of the United States with a new currency called the Amero. See also Cuddys prediction for 2018 Failed July 2010 Igor Panarin Igor predicts that the US Government will suffer total collapse, the lower 48 states will become part of four separate countries, Alaska will revert to Russia and Hawaii will become Japanese or Chinese territory. This prediction is at odds with the North American Union prediction cited above. Failed April 6, 2011 Marilyn Agee Agee added a new one. I guess she wants to try and scoop the E-Bible people and is setting the rapture date 6 weeks earlier. Failed May 21, 2011 Electronic Bible Fellowship(among others, this site was the first hit on Google) Judgment Day! This appears to be backtimed from the actual end of the world five months later. Those who are saved will be raptured. Update: Harold Camping now says that the Rapture and end of the world will now take place on October 21, 2011 as one event. Considering that his biblical timeline sets the creation of the world as 11013 BC, 5 orders of magnitude off from radiometric age dating of the planet, the next prediction is going to be a big FAIL as well. Failed May 29, 2011 Marilyn Agee Having missed her April 6th prediction, Agee is now setting the rapture day as May 29th, Ascension Day Failed October 21, 2011 Electronic Bible Fellowship(among others) The end of the world! At least according to the EBF and Harold Camping (Who thought the world would end in 1994 by the way, then claimed he made a "mathematical error"). Failed |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1533618 ![]() 12/30/2011 11:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: RED ALERT! THE CORRECT DATES FOR WW3, SUDDEN DESTRUCTION, AND THE RAPTURE!!! DEFCON 4 THE FINAL SIGN GIVEN ON 1/8/2012!! Other NOTABLE FAILS: The Prophet Hen of Leeds, 1806 History has countless examples of people who have proclaimed that the return of Jesus Christ is imminent, but perhaps there has never been a stranger messenger than a hen in the English town of Leeds in 1806. It seems that a hen began laying eggs on which the phrase "Christ is coming" was written. As news of this miracle spread, many people became convinced that doomsday was at hand — until a curious local actually watched the hen laying one of the prophetic eggs and discovered someone had hatched a hoax. [End of the World? Top Doomsday Fears] The Millerites, April 23, 1843 A New England farmer named William Miller, after several years of very careful study of his Bible, concluded that God's chosen time to destroy the world could be divined from a strict literal interpretation of scripture. As he explained to anyone who would listen, the world would end some time between March 21, 1843 and March 21, 1844. He preached and published enough to eventually lead thousands of followers (known as Millerites) who decided that the actual date was April 23, 1843. Many sold or gave away their possessions, assuming they would not be needed; though when April 23 arrived (but Jesus didn't) the group eventually disbanded—some of them forming what is now the Seventh Day Adventists. Mormon Armageddon, 1891 or earlier Joseph Smith, founder of the Mormon church, called a meeting of his church leaders in February 1835 to tell them that he had spoken to God recently, and during their conversation he learned that Jesus would return within the next 56 years, after which the End Times would begin promptly. Halley's Comet, 1910 In 1881, an astronomer discovered through spectral analysis that comet tails include a deadly gas called cyanogen (related, as the name imples, to cyanide). This was of only passing interest until someone realized that Earth would pass through the tail of Halley's comet in 1910. Would everyone on the planet be bathed in deadly toxic gas? That was the speculation reprinted on the front pages of "The New York Times" and other newspapers, resulting in a widespread panic across the United States and abroad. Finally even-headed scientists explained that there was nothing to fear. Pat Robertson, 1982 In May 1980, televangelist and Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson startled and alarmed many when — contrary to Matthew 24:36 ("No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven...") he informed his "700 Club" TV show audience around the world that he knew when the world would end. "I guarantee you by the end of 1982 there is going to be a judgment on the world," Robertson said. Heaven's Gate, 1997 When comet Hale-Bopp appeared in 1997, rumors surfaced that an alien spacecraft was following the comet — covered up, of course, by NASA and the astronomical community. Though the claim was refuted by astronomers (and could be refuted by anyone with a good telescope), the rumors were publicized on Art Bell's paranormal radio talk show "Coast to Coast AM." These claims inspired a San Diego UFO cult named Heaven's Gate to conclude that the world would end soon. The world did indeed end for 39 of the cult members, who committed suicide on March 26, 1997. Nostradamus, August 1999 The heavily obfuscated and metaphorical writings of Michel de Nostrdame have intrigued people for over 400 years. His writings, the accuracy of which relies heavily upon very flexible interpretations, have been translated and re-translated in dozens of different versions. One of the most famous quatrains read, "The year 1999, seventh month / From the sky will come great king of terror." Many Nostradamus devotees grew concerned that this was the famed prognosticator's vision of Armageddon. Y2K, Jan. 1, 2000 As the last century drew to a close, many people grew concerned that computers might bring about doomsday. The problem, first noted in the early 1970s, was that many computers would not be able to tell the difference between 2000 and 1900 dates. No one was really sure what that would do, but many suggested catastrophic problems ranging from vast blackouts to nuclear holocaust. Gun sales jumped and survivalists prepared to live in bunkers, but the new millennium began with only a few glitches. May 5, 2000 In case the Y2K bug didn't do us in, global catastrophe was assured by Richard Noone, author of the 1997 book "5/5/2000 Ice: the Ultimate Disaster." According to Noone, the Antarctic ice mass would be three miles thick by May 5, 2000 — a date in which the planets would be aligned in the heavens, somehow resulting in a global icy death (or at least a lot of book sales). Perhaps global warming kept the ice age at bay. God's Church Ministry, Fall 2008 According to God's Church minister Ronald Weinland, the end times are upon us-- again. His 2006 book "2008: God's Final Witness" states that hundreds of millions of people will die, and by the end of 2006, "there will be a maximum time of two years remaining before the world will be plunged into the worst time of all human history. By the fall of 2008, the United States will have collapsed as a world power, and no longer exist as an independent nation." As the book notes, "Ronald Weinland places his reputation on the line as the end-time prophet of God." |
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Paddy User ID: 5574044 ![]() 12/30/2011 11:49 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: RED ALERT! THE CORRECT DATES FOR WW3, SUDDEN DESTRUCTION, AND THE RAPTURE!!! DEFCON 4 THE FINAL SIGN GIVEN ON 1/8/2012!! I never fell for Campings predictions. It made no sense to me. Ron Reese is a well respected Watchman. He collaborated with Mathman for some of this. It would be a mistake to blow this off without reading it with an open mind and chewing on it. So Camping wrong, Reese right? Got it. No Im not saying he is right. I felt this is worth a read and for you to discern truth for yourself. Only Jesus is 100% the truth. I understand but if I made an Excel spreadsheet listing prophecies it would be thousands of lines long with no hits. I sometimes peruse Steve Quayle's list of prophecies and, I swear, the number of times I have seen "the time is at hand" and "thus sayeth the lord" is literally hundreds, however, life goes on and none of the prophecies had any merit. I have yet to find anyone who is the true keeper of the secret. |