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Ball Cutter Fish Kills Fishermen by Biting off Their Testicles

 
Anonymous Coward
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01/06/2012 06:34 PM
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Ball Cutter Fish Kills Fishermen by Biting off Their Testicles
Man-eating predators have always been part of legend and folk-lore. But here we have news of a real-life monster, interested in only one part of the human anatomy – the testicles.

The monster in question is in fact a 40lb fish called Pacu, found in the waters of Papua New Guinea. The Pacu are notorious for having eaten up the testicles of swimmers and anglers caught unawares, leaving them to bleed to death. This has led to the creatures being nicknamed ‘Ball Cutter’ fish. Initially, the villagers could only describe the monster-fish as something mysterious, like a ‘human in the water’. They finally got to see the predator up-close when a Pacu fish was recently caught by Jeremy Wade, a 53-year old British Fisherman, as a part of his TV series called River Monsters. The muscular fish was hard to catch, but Wade managed to track it down, reel it into his boat and wrestle it into submition. When he opened its jaws up with his hands, the teeth of the Pacu were found to be quite similar to human ones.

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01/06/2012 06:58 PM
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Here is another fish with human-like teeth. We catch them all the time in the winter here in SW Florida....good eats!
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01/06/2012 07:00 PM
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Re: Ball Cutter Fish Kills Fishermen by Biting off Their Testicles
I think this was what my ex-wifes power animal was.
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01/06/2012 07:02 PM
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Re: Ball Cutter Fish Kills Fishermen by Biting off Their Testicles
Obviously a woman in a past life who swore to bite every testicle off every man she ever came into contact with for all of eternity - marriage does that to you! No reports of ever biting a woman? Definitely not a lesbian fish!
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01/06/2012 07:11 PM
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And now the ACTUAL TRUTH:

"In 2001, two fishermen in two separate incidents reportedly bled to death after their genitals had been bitten off by pacu fish."
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01/06/2012 07:12 PM
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Obviously a woman in a past life who swore to bite every testicle off every man she ever came into contact with for all of eternity - marriage does that to you! No reports of ever biting a woman? Definitely not a lesbian fish!
 Quoting: Possum


Women don't have balls you crackbaby.





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