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Man drowns himself in a vat of whisky at world famous Scottish distillery

 
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Man drowns himself in a vat of whisky at world famous Scottish distillery
A man has killed himself by leaping into a vat of whisky at the Glenfiddich Distillery.

Brian Ettles, 46, drowned after he threw himself inside the 50,000-litre tank.

Paramedics and firefighters were called to the scene but the father-of-two died inside the wooden vat on Saturday.

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

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01/11/2012 04:13 PM
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Re: Man drowns himself in a vat of whisky at world famous Scottish distillery
dead3
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That's what I was thinking after reading the thread title.

That burns...
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Re: Man drowns himself in a vat of whisky at world famous Scottish distillery
STOP PRESS---Its been reported that he got out three times for a piss---
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01/11/2012 04:16 PM
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Re: Man drowns himself in a vat of whisky at world famous Scottish distillery
I wonder if they threw all that half a million quids worth of whisky away
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Re: Man drowns himself in a vat of whisky at world famous Scottish distillery
some people certainly know how to die in style
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01/11/2012 05:00 PM
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Re: Man drowns himself in a vat of whisky at world famous Scottish distillery
I wonder if they threw all that half a million quids worth of whisky away
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He probably soiled himself after dying..poo and whiskey, maybe its a new reciepe..
"The human machine will finally bleed,
The human machine will finally cease to be.

So set yourself free,
And disengage from reality."
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Re: Man drowns himself in a vat of whisky at world famous Scottish distillery
I wonder if they threw all that half a million quids worth of whisky away
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1889802


He probably soiled himself after dying..poo and whiskey, maybe its a new reciepe..
 Quoting: LightWarrior11


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Re: Man drowns himself in a vat of whisky at world famous Scottish distillery
God, what a horrible story! All that good whisky spoiled! Maybe they could put it through a filter.
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01/11/2012 05:58 PM
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Re: Man drowns himself in a vat of whisky at world famous Scottish distillery
There's Dead Dog Cider.

Why not Dead Bloke Whisky?

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Re: Man drowns himself in a vat of whisky at world famous Scottish distillery
OMG

get a Brian ffs!
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Re: Man drowns himself in a vat of whisky at world famous Scottish distillery
What a way to go !
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01/11/2012 06:11 PM
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Re: Man drowns himself in a vat of whisky at world famous Scottish distillery
He died yelling...SMMOOOOOOOOTTTTTHHHHHHHHHH
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Re: Man drowns himself in a vat of whisky at world famous Scottish distillery
stupid drunk
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01/11/2012 06:12 PM
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Re: Man drowns himself in a vat of whisky at world famous Scottish distillery
After 12 years in an oak barrel, I doubt anybody who drinks the stuff will notice the odd bit of shoe leather, gold filling or toe nail.....

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01/11/2012 06:15 PM
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Re: Man drowns himself in a vat of whisky at world famous Scottish distillery
May God comfort the soul of Brian and of his family and friends etc.; Amen.

Too much ingestion of a very good drop...

All things in moderation, please...
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Re: Man drowns himself in a vat of whisky at world famous Scottish distillery
Swimming in whiskey would burn like crazy and be next to impossible to breathe around, what with all the fumes coming off the surface. I guess this only works if Homer Simpson does it. Then again Homer is smarter 'cause he would be swimming in Duff Beer.. not hard liquor :P





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