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Lastcall User ID: 9434824 United States 01/28/2012 04:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I took one strap from a pair of old suspenders I hooked one clip to the back of my tie and ran the strap under my clothes down around between my legs and up my back , then I hooked the second clip to the back of my collar ( on the inside so it doesnt show ) I call my invention "Body Floss" So whenever old "Berbie" gets to itchin I just discretely reach up grab ahold of my tie and act like Im adjusting it and it works like a charm However for best results you should move you tie up and down approximately 2 feet , it takes some practice to be able to do this in public and still look "natural". Also you need to be careful when you adjust the tension of the strap , too tight and it pulls your collar back cutting off the flow of blood to your brain and lightly bruising you balls as well My finacial backer for the invention was David Carradine ITS NOT MY FAULT HE DIDNT READ THE DIRECTIONS!!!!!!!!!! |
Anubis User ID: 1395589 Canada 01/28/2012 04:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I invented a solution to this problem several years ago Quoting: Lastcall 9434824 I took one strap from a pair of old suspenders I hooked one clip to the back of my tie and ran the strap under my clothes down around between my legs and up my back , then I hooked the second clip to the back of my collar ( on the inside so it doesnt show ) I call my invention "Body Floss" So whenever old "Berbie" gets to itchin I just discretely reach up grab ahold of my tie and act like Im adjusting it and it works like a charm However for best results you should move you tie up and down approximately 2 feet , it takes some practice to be able to do this in public and still look "natural". Also you need to be careful when you adjust the tension of the strap , too tight and it pulls your collar back cutting off the flow of blood to your brain and lightly bruising you balls as well My finacial backer for the invention was David Carradine ITS NOT MY FAULT HE DIDNT READ THE DIRECTIONS!!!!!!!!!! dave is dead |
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dragunov_1977 User ID: 6409759 United States 01/29/2012 04:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hydrocortisone or something, maybe even olive oil, unless its the ringworms, damn so many things can go wrong with the body. Just treat it with a good lotion before you go out and if it persists see a doctor even if its embarassing. Im just a latrine in a judaic controlled society. As a result, the MSM can get away with taking a leak on me. |
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