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jailarson
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English Oral Care
No words other than hilarious. Yes, they are REAL products courtesy of Tesco in the UK.

[link to www.tesco.com]

[link to www.tesco.com]

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..Fresh mint taste

Eliminates bad breath

Strengthens & helps whiten teeth

Kills bacteria that cause gum problems, tooth decay & plaque

Suitable for sensitive teeth

Non foaming SLS detergent free formula

For exceptional oral hygiene & fresh breath confidence.

Nothing else acts like RetarDEX® to leave your mouth clean and healthy and your breath clear. Its clever chemistry adapts to your needs so it works harder the more your mouth and breath need it. In even the cleanest mouths, the compounds which cause bad breath are constantly being produced. RetarDEX works differently to destroy them on contact.

Last Edited by jailarson on 03/04/2012 11:25 PM
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01/26/2012 08:46 PM
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Your avatar is the shit!
"A Few Good Women"

Land of the Free, Home of the Crazy
The Fewer, the Prouder, the Women Marines.

Nuff said.
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01/26/2012 09:18 PM
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Your avatar is the shit!
 Quoting: A Few Good Women


Courtesy of the GLP stock gifs.
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Re: English Oral Care
shameless bump
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01/27/2012 01:26 AM

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Re: English Oral Care
This thread is dumb
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01/27/2012 01:40 AM
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This thread is dumb
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


Thank you for your input.
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This thread is dumb
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


Thank you for your input.
 Quoting: jailarson


np
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"Active Ingredients: CloSYS ll brand of Stabilised Chlorine Dioxide. Contains Sodium Monofluorophosphate (1000ppm F),Ingredients: Aqua, Hydrated Silica, Sorbitol, Glycerin, Cellulose Gum, Trisodium Phosphate, Sodium Monofluorophosphate ,Sodium Saccharin, Aroma, Menthol, Sodium Chlorite, Sodium Bicarbonate, Limonene, CI 77891"

Damn. Its got fluoride.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Last Edited by jailarson on 03/04/2012 11:30 PM
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Come on! Why don't more people find this as funny as I do? It should be the (un)official oral care line of GLP!

retarDEX

How can it get any better than that?

It even has fluoride in it! Please, someone do a bit of dot connecting here......

There are links, photos, and you can even order it and have it shipped to your very own domicile!





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