These are facts?
10: The Van Allen belt will kill anyone in space. FACT!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 589518 They're called the "belts" for a reason. The VARB are a concentrated region of charged particles from the Sun. In ordinary cislunar space, this concentration does not exist.
9: There are no photos of the dark side of the moon. WHY?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 589518 I've shot pictures of the dark side of the Moon myself. Oh...you mean the FAR side? Well, there are numerous pictures of that as well...going all the way back to Apollo 8, but including every lunar mapping mission since from Clementine to the ESA's and Japan's.
8: The shadows in the moon photos go in different directions, BECAUSE THERE WERE MULTIPLE FILM SET LIGHTS!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 589518 They don't have multiple shadows. As much as they might like, Hollywood is unable to violate the laws of physics.
And for that matter....you can go outside, find a patch of bare dirt and some sticks, and set up the shadow patterns in every single photograph in question.
It isn't a matter of Hollywood (who doesn't light this way anyhow); it is a matter of ignorance of basic geometry on the part of the Apollo Denier.
7: Stanley Kubrick faked it in a studio and Donald Rumsfeld admitted it. ON CAMERA!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 589518 In a clearly labeled spoof. I suppose you think James Bond is real, too.
6: There was a coke camera visible lying on the moon. PEOPLE SAW IT!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 589518 There were people on the Moon?
Seriously, you parrot this junk without even understanding the claims you are copying. The claim is that a woman in Australia by the name of Uma saw a coke bottle in the live broadcast. That incriminating tape was later destroyed.
It's a nice story, but one look at a CLOCK shows it is impossible. There was no live broadcast at the time she claims.
5: Cameras don't work on the moon. THEY WOULD MELT!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 589518 Cameras would melt? Are you a Poe? Or just incompetent? I think you will find the usual claim is that FILM would melt. Me, I'd be more frightened for the astronauts if there was that kind of failure of thermal control.
And I wish this was easy to answer, but since you've forgotten high school science there is simply too much material to cover (about the difference between conduction, radiation, and convection, for instance) within a single post.
3: The astronauts didn't smile when they got home. WHY NOT?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 589518 They didn't smile...those were broad GRINS on their faces in a famous photograph taken on the recovery vessel.
Plenty of smiling going around.
2: They had no computers in 1969 guide the spaceship. HOW DID THEY PILOT IT?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 589518 There were three on the Saturn V stack alone, plus bigger ones back at Houston. The AGC (the most famous of the former), is extremely well documented. You can download a virtual AGC yourself and run the original software.
1: God would never allow man to walk on His moon. He put it there for us to behold, NOT to jump around on. MOON LANDING IS BLASPHEMY!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 589518 And now we get to the real point of what is either a Poe or a stick-ignorant bible-thumper.
