Well, I pulled it off. I drove onto his street. It was a warm night. The street was deserted. I pulled a dark toque over my head. I was fully dressed in black. I went on his front yard and felt exhilarated because they were not home. Then I threw handfuls of lingerie, bras, pantys stockings garters and a a bottle of licking lotion on his yard for good measure. What fun!
But alas, I was not even accused of it today.