Johns' Guide to Avoid Prostitution Sting Operation

Where's Brief?????

This guy called (some) cops assholes!!!!!

It's simpler than this guys.

I'm a photographer and get laid more than when I was 20.

You carry a release on you for her to sign and bring your camera.

If she's a cop, she won't sign and will hem, haw and balk.

If she's legit, you tell her, "This protects both of us... I'm not a cop and you're not a cop and what we are doing is perfectly legal as in 'amateur porn'".

It's TOTALLY plausible too as everyone is shooting amateur porn these days. Even if you did go to court (as some of you may not be so smooth with talking as myself), they can't get you on jack s**t.

Have fun and remember, porn stars are simply paid prostitutes on film.

PS - My name is John :)

This is "Earth Quake Warning!" Franki's evil bizaro opposite! Amazing. I hope someone Auto-Tunes this video!

It's not my lifestyle choice or anything, but I think women should be able to sell whatever they want of their bodies--if they can sell eggs, why not? If they can sell surrogate motherhood, why not a night of sex?

If a man can sell his sperm, why can't a woman sell her va-jayjay?

Perhaps if it was legalized, women who go into this type of career would be better protected under law just like other hazardous occupations.

Who has the right to tell someone they cannot sell their services--BASIC human services such as these?

I blame the church.

awesome hahahahahaha

Oh sure it ok to ser someone erses body.

My advice would be to jack off and go to sleep, never leaving the house.
BTW, for everybody making fun of the Chinese guy, can you speak fluent Chinese?

NO? Well SHIT! How did I already know that?

Never go full retard

is ereagals?

you sold your brain...


dont even try to deny it...

Prostitution is legal in New Zealand,If the gals want to make some cash by opening their legs , all the power to them

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Wow, i could only do 60 seconds, before i hit unpin, sorry guys. At least he knows da troof!

is your name John? Or is it Jack?

I know right? I guess if I want to see one of these "ninja style cops" in action, I need to become a John and start picking up streetwalkers...

Anyways, good one OP, I couldn't stop laughing at this.

ninja style cops

stone cold pimp... im making my business card up now

i already got my sugar child

Dont hire Hookers ='s 100% effective..LOL

Video was funny though.

der Fuehrer applauds you

........... what in the hell is this

"you are horny jon"

I hope this video is some sort of not-so-elaborate joke.

Better than "See my teeth leave" mode.

so are all the guys gonna get business cards and start handing them out?