GLP write a story thread *test phase* ;)

He was getting more and more lonely, which was why he was willing to troll for ass in this weather.

He spied her as he turned the corner. As he approached her, he felt the power.

He could hear the sound of a loon calling from the misty marsh as he pulled a smoke from his coat pocket.

he then wrote a note on his bedside table that stated "I'm Sorry!" He took his fat wife's panties and lingerie and hung himself in the garage! His 3 year old son was the first to see him dead, his wife screamed in agony as she gazed at her husband swinging in the garage with his cock out and a load on the garage floor! "he must have gotten himself off one last time before he killed himself." she thought!

OP...this just isn't going well.....

but then he woke up from his nightmare to a bright sunny morning.

Wiping the sweat from his brow, he got dressed and went out to continue his job of peddling drugs to young children.

Of course there will be some... Difficulties. Try to write on anyway, its to be expected that not very one will take this seriously, we can write around it. It will be testament to your creativity if we can continue. The idea is to see what we end up with!

I love these kind of threads I will play.

No harm in going a bit wild with the story is there?

As he walked to his car, he pondered "why do I sell drugs? what kind of life is this? I have got to quit doing this." He slowly backed out looking both directions behind him, feeling nervous and fraught with tension.

As he was slanging his crack rocks to the 8 yr old kids at the playground he thought "My what a lovely day to go wack my shlong in front of the old people at the convalescent home!"

I want everyones input, whatever it is. lets see what happens. how about 1 rule? Write what you want but leave it open to be continued

But little did he know, his arch-rival, indecent-exposure man was watching from the shadows, ready to fight him to the death for the right to expose himself to the old people!

Last Edited by Luxuria Gula Socordia on 02/06/2012 04:57 PM

The end.

Apply when ready.

I tried to play but it was skipped and didnt go anywhere.

fail.

The battle was of epic proportion, as they both drew their meat swords! People passing by stopped to stare at the two men combating to the death with their skin harpoons. Indecent exposure man was the first to cock his meat magnum and fire his moist projectile all over his face!! "you're flesh dueling is good" the man said "but mine is better, ill blow loads on your mom in front of your fucking siblings!" the man then stood ready to fire...

On his way to the convalescent home, he ran into his friend the potato. The potato asked him if he knew how to get to Sesame Street. Not knowing the exact route, the man pointed in the general direction he thought it would be in.

Grateful for the help, the potato gave the man his most prized possession; a 6 foot long golden snorkel. The man was ecstatic. It had always been a passion of his to acquire such a fabulous snorkel.

"To hell with the fapping at old folks!" he said. "I'm heading to the sewage treatment plant to try out my new snorkel!"

Happily strolling through the minefields of East Detroit, he had almost reached the sewage treatment plant when....

saved by Roentgen!!!!!

indecent-exposure man --- hilarious.

I do not think this will work if we arc the story off from earlier segments rather than the latest one.

He thought you know what? I should go back to my friend the potato! he turned back to his friend the potato took the 6 foot snorkel and jammed it through the middle of Potatoes skull, he then took a pen, pulled out the ink tube and tip, topped it with a make shift foil bowl from foil he aquired from a nestle crunch, then jammed the pen up potatoes ass and packed a fat bowl of weed and crack and smoked it!!

The ice cream man stopped suddenly in front of him!

Out of his van came his minions, the chocolate flakes of fury!

His minions gathered behind him, as he held up the ice-cream cone of evil-sweetness he exclaimed:
"Hand over the snorkel or meet your doom!"

cool story brah

It is rather bumpy right now but I'm sure it will pick up soon! I'm going to drive home and I'll join in later thanks for the laughs so far! Keep it up!

As he walked back to his car, he saw that some selfish person had taken up two parking spaces. He knew the owner needed to told what an idiot he was. So he started to make the sign that he intended to put under the wiper blade. In big bold letters he wrote "NICE PARKING YOU " .... and then he paused confused. He thought to himself "hmmm.... is it moron or moran?"

The man shrieked in terror and began frantically swinging the golden snorkel to and fro in an attempt to thwart the would-be attackers.

But wave by wave the furious flakes kept rolling towards him until he was overwhelmed by the sheer numbers of them.

"We tried to make this easy for you," said the Head Flake, "but you wouldn't hand over the snorkel. You have brought this on yourself!"

Having secured the golden snorkel, the ice cream man's minions took to tying the man to the ice cream freezer in the truck. Slowly, they began to force feed him half-melted, 7-month expired ice cream.

Through the man's screams, the minions laughed. Just when the man was hoping for death...

Dont forget the pink Tu-Tu he was wearing!!!!

....

he deliriously started yelling out demands "SPANK MY ASS, TELL ME HOW BAD I AM, PUT YOUR CIGAR OUT ON MY BALLS!!" The man yelled with mouth fulls of expired ice cream.

Thats why i dont try in these threads lol

Suddenly, Madonna showed up wearing the outfit she wore for the 2012 Superbowl. She asked him, "Do you luv me?" He said,