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I just ate 1 lb of bacon....

 
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I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
I don't feel very good now, though.

But, my father threw out my stash of bacon grease (been building up over the years) so I had to start over. I bought 1 lb of bacon and slowcooked it over my cast iron skillet -- took about 20 mins per four slices of bacon. I have four left (which will be finished in 12 mins), but.... I just ate almost 1 lb of bacon...
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Re: I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
Now check your blood pressure.
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Re: I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
mmmmmmm bacon
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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Re: I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
I now have a decent amount of bacon grease at least. Going to buy another container of bacon tomorrow -- the maple applewood smoked stuff -- and make even more grease!
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Re: I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
You pig.
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Re: I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
Your chances of developing cancer in twenty years from your stupidity is .013152983 percent.
Now you have your daily lottery number you can play at your local your 7-11, you idiot.
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Re: I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
I now have a decent amount of bacon grease at least. Going to buy another container of bacon tomorrow -- the maple applewood smoked stuff -- and make even more grease!
 Quoting: Pleeb


Good idea! If muslims ever attack your house you can spray it on them and they will melt like the wicked witch of the west!
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Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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02/14/2012 03:29 PM
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Are you for real, thats so unhealthy and just as well he threw out your bacon grease as it would have been contaminated and crawling microbes. Your heading for a heart attack mate.
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02/14/2012 03:29 PM
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Re: I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
Bacon grease is excellent for seasoning cast iron. Good job!
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Re: I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
I now have a decent amount of bacon grease at least. Going to buy another container of bacon tomorrow -- the maple applewood smoked stuff -- and make even more grease!
 Quoting: Pleeb


I should know better by asking but...*Shrugs*

What are you going to do with the bacon grease?
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Re: I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
I don't feel very good now, though.

But, my father threw out my stash of bacon grease (been building up over the years) so I had to start over. I bought 1 lb of bacon and slowcooked it over my cast iron skillet -- took about 20 mins per four slices of bacon. I have four left (which will be finished in 12 mins), but.... I just ate almost 1 lb of bacon...
 Quoting: Pleeb


bacon is good.

bacon fat is bad yak
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02/14/2012 03:31 PM
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Re: I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
Whats your obsession with bacon grease? If it is that important to you I can mail you mine.
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Re: I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
I now have a decent amount of bacon grease at least. Going to buy another container of bacon tomorrow -- the maple applewood smoked stuff -- and make even more grease!
 Quoting: Pleeb


I should know better by asking but...*Shrugs*

What are you going to do with the bacon grease?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4227306


You can use it for all kinds of stuff when your cooking!
Bacon grease is BADASS!

Tastes better than butter or oil
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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Re: I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
Whats your obsession with bacon grease? If it is that important to you I can mail you mine.
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It puts the bacon grease on the skin!!
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I'm finally going to stop drinking for good... I'll now only drink for evil.

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.
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Re: I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
Whats your obsession with bacon grease? If it is that important to you I can mail you mine.
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That's what i was wondering...scoll up.
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Re: I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
Whats your obsession with bacon grease? If it is that important to you I can mail you mine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1548225


It puts the bacon grease on the skin!!
 Quoting: Sedi


I would like to buy a noun.
bbbbbbbbb bacon
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Re: I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
all good things in moderation.

mix that grease with some sour cream and dill for the best lamb sauce imaginable.
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Re: I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
Bacon is the perfect Atkins snack!
Marax

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 Quoting: HI.Lander


I'm in love! :nanarub:

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Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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Hi, Im Pleeb and im a baconholic.....HI PLEEB!
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Re: I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
I now have a decent amount of bacon grease at least. Going to buy another container of bacon tomorrow -- the maple applewood smoked stuff -- and make even more grease!
 Quoting: Pleeb


I should know better by asking but...*Shrugs*

What are you going to do with the bacon grease?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4227306


Cook eggs, pancakes, burgers...


Cooking your burger in bacon grease does not make your burger taste like bacon. Cooking your burger in bacon grease makes your burger taste BETTER. You should try it.

I get a spoonful of bacon grease, scoop it into my cast iron skillet. Let it melt, and have it coat the entire skillet, then pour it back into the mug, leaving a nice thin layer of grease; then I just cook the eggs and stuff in the skillet, using the grease like I would as butter or oil.
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02/14/2012 03:38 PM
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You should have made a bacon bouquet, seeing as how it's Valentine's Day and all...

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hf
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Re: I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
I now have a decent amount of bacon grease at least. Going to buy another container of bacon tomorrow -- the maple applewood smoked stuff -- and make even more grease!
 Quoting: Pleeb


I should know better by asking but...*Shrugs*

What are you going to do with the bacon grease?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4227306


Cook eggs, pancakes, burgers...


Cooking your burger in bacon grease does not make your burger taste like bacon. Cooking your burger in bacon grease makes your burger taste BETTER. You should try it.

I get a spoonful of bacon grease, scoop it into my cast iron skillet. Let it melt, and have it coat the entire skillet, then pour it back into the mug, leaving a nice thin layer of grease; then I just cook the eggs and stuff in the skillet, using the grease like I would as butter or oil.
 Quoting: Pleeb


Every man has a vice.
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02/14/2012 03:40 PM
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Re: I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
Are you for real, thats so unhealthy and just as well he threw out your bacon grease as it would have been contaminated and crawling microbes. Your heading for a heart attack mate.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10688243


NOTHING wrong with saturated fat, and the microbes will be killed off when I cook.

FUN FACT: Last time I actually washed my skillet was in December, 2010. When I'm done frying an egg (in bacon grease), all I have to do is wipe it down with some salt, oil, and a paper towel, it looks clean as new!
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Re: I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
I now have a decent amount of bacon grease at least. Going to buy another container of bacon tomorrow -- the maple applewood smoked stuff -- and make even more grease!
 Quoting: Pleeb


I should know better by asking but...*Shrugs*

What are you going to do with the bacon grease?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4227306


Cook eggs, pancakes, burgers...


Cooking your burger in bacon grease does not make your burger taste like bacon. Cooking your burger in bacon grease makes your burger taste BETTER. You should try it.

I get a spoonful of bacon grease, scoop it into my cast iron skillet. Let it melt, and have it coat the entire skillet, then pour it back into the mug, leaving a nice thin layer of grease; then I just cook the eggs and stuff in the skillet, using the grease like I would as butter or oil.
 Quoting: Pleeb


Alrighty then
Marax

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02/14/2012 03:42 PM
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Re: I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
I think people just dont know how much bacon fat is in their food.... The last restaurant I worked at got 5 gallon buckets of bacon fat they used so much. It was in EVERYTHING. On potatos, In sauces, on meat lol EVERYTHING...
If it didnt have bacon grease in it, it had mayonnaise in it lol.
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
Laura Bow

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02/14/2012 03:43 PM
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Re: I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
Bacon is the perfect Atkins snack!
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This! Yum...now I want some bacon...
Marax

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Re: I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
Are you for real, thats so unhealthy and just as well he threw out your bacon grease as it would have been contaminated and crawling microbes. Your heading for a heart attack mate.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10688243


NOTHING wrong with saturated fat, and the microbes will be killed off when I cook.

FUN FACT: Last time I actually washed my skillet was in December, 2010. When I'm done frying an egg (in bacon grease), all I have to do is wipe it down with some salt, oil, and a paper towel, it looks clean as new!
 Quoting: Pleeb


And thats a good thing... you not supposed to wash a cast iron skillet!

Last Edited by Marax on 02/14/2012 03:43 PM
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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Re: I just ate 1 lb of bacon....
We the poeple are in dire need of beacon vending machines.





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